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"Hamster" |
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Any arrogant, elitist liberal that has no original ideas that instead spins on the wheel of talking points, political embellishment, false assertions, smear campaigns and fabrications of truth. |
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"Doug, Write This Down" |
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TIB Network |
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Doug is one of our friends (and Matt's roommate) who has outstanding organizational skills. Therefore, Doug gets to keep track of all kinds of things (like predictions, score-keeping, etc.) |
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"Black Helicopter Theories" |
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Any crazy, off-the-wall conspiracy theory. Dennis Kucinich and Howard Dean like these a lot. Take special notice of any combination of this phrase with the word "Halliburton." |
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"Darth Halliburton" |
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The liberals think there is a vast right-wing conspiracy, we call the evil genius master of this insidious plot Darth Halliburton. It is obviously a reference to the Star Wars character, Darth Vader, a truly evil genius. |
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"Kool-Aid Drinker" |
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This is an old Jim Jones reference. Any intellectually honest person who supports a person/idea that they should know to be inconsistent with their own beliefs. |
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"Dimocrat" |
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What Democrats who just aren't facing reality should be called because their party lacks vision. |
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"The Hamster Mantra" |
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Liberals main philosophy: "Don't let the facts get in the way of a good smear." Alternatively, "Don't confuse me with the facts, I have already made my mind up." |
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"All In, Baby!" |
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Risking it all in a move to gain something of greater value. (Origins in poker.) |
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"Big Ketchup" |
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John F-ing. Kerry is married to the heiress to Heinz, the ketchup people. We use Big Ketchup as a parody of the silly Big Oil rhetoric. |
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"Intellectually Honest" |
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Being fair and balanced. Objective. Recognizing the weaknesses of your position and acknowledging them. |
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