The E-leet team - coming to a PC near you!
 
  Site is still under construction. In the meantime let us tell you a little bit about me....
 
  "Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
 
  Okay, enough about my wacky background. I like to modify PC's and would like to expand on this and do custom mod work for other folks as well. My services not only include building the box but also consulting with the client and shopping to finding the best parts at the lowest possible prices. I can be contacted at webmaster@e-leet.com if you want a modified box custom built for you.