your national tours were always a high point in sleepy ohio, it's been
awhile, do you plan on coming back?
No plans, but who knows what the future holds...do you? let us know...

how were the tours?
there were loud noises, louder smells (James in the Van), Merriment, and
about $3 net gross. but sometimes the food wasn't so bad.

how are your shows in NYC lately?
we are prepping the rock Opera and haven't played any shows in quite a
while.

did each town have it's own unique flavor,
Yes! In Milwaukee it was
delicious Frozen Custard.
in Cincy it's ALWAYS Chili and Graeters Ice Cream (there is a Fat Fat god
after all)
  and did the gritty taste wash out?
Only when we brushed, flossed and rinsed.

how bout the womens? were there much of the getting some?
See James and maybe Gideon. Chicks just don't dig the token "fat guy in the
band" like they used to.

what's everybody doing?
I'm trying my best to not leap off the nearest cliff. Funny Stuff really. My
life...a big joke, please, don't hold back from the pointing and guffawing.

new comic book in the works?
nope. It's all going to the stage we hopes.

new songs being constructed?
yep. It's all going to the stage we hopes.

has the opera been played out yet?
WE performed a rough mix version of the Rock Opera. and it was alot of FUN!
But right now we're getting ready for a "Workshop" in Beacon with some Nice
people who do shows of all sorts in Performance Art Spaces in NYC and
apparently beyond. they will help us determine how far this show can go!

could you tell us about any side projects or collaborations with fake brain?
Cooling Pies. Organ Donors. Please see the website: fakebrain.net
there may be more insight into these part-timeties

do you always get the cart at the grocery with the squeaky wheel?
I live in NY. We use baskets, not carts. the Rows are too small and
confined. the Veggies and fruits grow fresh from the Subway tunnels and we
pick as we commute. Everything tastes kinda grey....maybe we should wash
things before eating them?