Suicidal tendancie speaks: hey Menace!! were you trying to help the jackers or our you against us. you know if you are not with us then u are against us. so if that was against us get prepared to JACK IT.

JimmyBean Speaks:Menace,I admit you won but by luck,it says in your profile that you destroy your opponents,if you destroy your opponents then why the hell am I still standing ************.So what im saying is me and you one on one in a cage match next monday.And you can bet im going to be training and no alchohol,thats right bitch im fighting you sober.So when I get in that cage im going to demolish you.Im going to put you at the top of that cage and im going to do the unthinkable,im going to put you in The Hangover.So if you accept my rematch,Greg you can put that in the card of matches,I swear to god I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS!And Zeratul how does it feel to lose you little bitch.PowerJack wooped that ass BITCH.

Pit Bull speaks: The Haunt, you beat me but I am not going to whine about it. I kind of deserved it calling you out for no reason, and being a jack ass to you. Anyways I would like a rematch sometime soon, even maybe next monday in a weapons match,and I promice Menace will not interfear even though it will be a no dq match. And 187 what do you say, are we going to have our match. HA HA HA HA HA..... looks like menace did tear you another asshole JIMMY BEAN, and alcoholics thanks for the liquer. the Jackers,Menace,and I enjoyed it.

Jade Flair speaks: Let's give it up for the new Tag Team Champions! The Threat! Lone Wolf, I don't like your poor sportsmanship, celebrating to the crowd during the match. What kind of competitor are you? And John Smokey, you attacked Beefcake before the bell even rang. I am appalled(shaking head). But that's okay because you two losers will never taint the belt again. The Threat 4ever baby!

Zeratul speaks: ok i got something to say. Bean shut up.Powerjack didnt wip any ass.I had control over it 3/4ths of the match.he just got lucky and cought me off guard.Oh what did he get on me 4 moves thats a big one.You can take it,buck it,and suck it.

Jackal speaks: Well Bullrush, seems like I sorta, kinda won our match. That sorta kinda means that you have to keep your nose out of my business for two months. It also means per the agreement before the match (if I lost I could never challenge a Jacker, if I won I got to name the next challenger for the World Title) that I get to name the next challenger to the World Title. Seems like Brian Gates is already the next challenger but if he loses then I'll be ready with the new challenger. I know that all the Jackers are going to try and weasel out of this part of the agreement so let the whole league bear witness via the comments that it exists. Also anyone in the league who thinks that they have a legitimate claim to being the number one contender can talk to me (via comments or via my email if you have it) about being the next Number One. Finally, you wrestled a good match Bacardi even if you did lose, I seem to recall some unfinished business between us. If you're ready then how bout a match this Monday. If you still have other matters to attend to then I'll wait of course. Good job, Threat, I would like to be the first to congratulate you and if you'll take my challenge the first to challenge the new champions. Think it over.. (otherwise you'll probably have to wrestle Outsiders or Jackers or worse the "National Embarassment") *LOUD HOWL*

comments by Fifi (TRANSLATION BY JACKAL) grrrrrr... bark.... bark.. sniff.. yelp.... *SEEMS LIKE HITMAN IS THE MOST UNORIGINAL/ AND HE"S STILL SCARED OF A POODLE AND A JACKAL/ HE REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THE JACKAL EVEN EXISTS* laugh, laugh, laugh

Digger speaks: Okay everyone listen up! I haven't said much since Hound Dog and me got cheated out of our tag belts (don't worry, you'll get what's coming to you, Zeretul), but now I'm gonna take a stand. The Threat, you won the titles, but can you defend them? Why don't you give me a shot. I beat you twice before, I'll do it a third time. And if you accept my challenge, it may not be Hound Dog accompanying me to the ring. But whoever it is, we'll kick your ass so hard you'll s*** blood for a week.

Suicide Warrior speaks: Alcoholics. What's the deal? We tried to give you a fair match with no interference. You had to go and ruin it by hitting Suicidal Tendecie with a chair. Bad idea... 2 words JACK IT! Also Menace i don't know why u came out and helped me, i thought u hated all Jackers. Thanks, even though i'm sure there is some alterior motive to it.

All 13 Jackers walked down to the ring for an interview. Digger was the first to take the mic and said, "Well the Mercenaries lost, well it is about time! And instead of losing to The Jackers you chose to make sure that you kept the belts by fighting a bunch of crappy tag teams, but the problem is that you made fools of yourselves by losing to one of them. Dark Templers, or should I say Mercenaries, you are the worst team in fantasy Brawl history, you weren't true champions, you wouldn't even give the Jackers tag title shots. Well now that there are new champions, Southern Injustice and I want a chance, Threat. Show to the whole world that you are fighting champions and give us a title shots next Monday! And oh yeah, after we become the Tag Team Champions of the World, The "Mercenaries" aren't going to ever get a shot, why because you wouldn't give us any!" Digger then handed the microphone over to Bullrush, "Jackal, are you stupid? You were the one who wanted a bone breaking match, but then you PIN ME! What is that, just because you momentarily dazed me by hitting me with your Sayarrana Dive doesn't mean that you win. So I say that me and you resume the fight next week! Same match, No DQ, No Countouts, No Pinfalls and No Submissions, only by breaking 2 bones!"(The crowd cheered) Powerjack took the mic and began to speak, "Well…Well…Well, Zeratul, I told you that you would BE JACKED! You thought that since you won a few matches and became the Intercontinental Champion that you were the best wrestler in the league. Well your not! And remember that little stipulation you stated, that if you lost I would get to choose a Jackers to get a IC title shot. Well we did a little drawing in the back and the Jacker that you will face next week is...The Hitman!" Powerjack then handed the microphone to The Hitman, "Too Sexy and Gorgeous Garry, I showed you both that I wasn't a jobber! Who is the jobber now! I beat the odds, I was a marked man going into the Triple Threat Match and I beat you both. Take this as a warning, If the Hitman wanted either of your titles I could beat you without raising a finger. Gorgeous Garry, how did the Jackshooting Star Press feel? I have beaten you twice and on Monday NBK is going to beat you to become the NEW European Champion! And Zeratul, you know that I have a certain amount of respect for you, but the bottom line is your NOT a Jacker and you got the belt that The Hitman wants! See you next Monday!" Suicidial Tendancy then took out a cooler, then all of the Jackers took out a beer. Suicide Warrior took the mic and said, "Alcoholics, this is for you!" then all the Jackers took a drink and walked back to the dressing rooms.

The lights go dim and a mysterious fog fills the arena....A mysterious figure dressed in a green and also wearing a green mask walks out to the ring...He grabs a mic a puts a voice synthesizer over the it before he speaks, " Zeratul, ZZZZeratul, Oh Zeratul." As the green figure walks around the ring somebody notices the words," The Green Demon" written on the back of his mask. The Green Demon continues to speak,"You seemed to have messed with the wrong people this time. Not only that, but you have something that I have had my eyes on for sometime now. Thats that precious Intercontinental Title Belt that you wear around your waist all the time. So if you are a true a champion like you claim to be you will give me, The Green Demon, a title shot at the next card. Thats all I have to say now!!"With that the mysterious fog fills the arena again, this time hiding the ring. By the time the ring is visible again the Green Demon is gone.

NBK speaks: Hey Garry, be prepared to have your me kick your ass. After our match, you may need medicall attention. I am the killer of killers, I will snap your neck in two. When i get you in that cage, i will rub your flesh so hard over the metal that your skin will be ripped from your bone. From then on you will not be very "Gorgeus" and you will not be able to survive me. I am a cruel person and I will not be able to be nice to you. There will be no mercy for you, so when you are in the most excrusiating pain you have ever been in, remember that all you have to do is DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Berzerker speaks: I want Alex Gordita in a match so bad that I can taste it now. I hope you want to get an ass whooping boy, because I hate you, your name, and your ugly ass. Believe me when I say, YOU WILL GET YOUR FAT ASS KICKED. I hope you are ready for it, because when I strike, it can be anytime and anyplace, unexpected. It could even be at your moms house where I am every night. And remember this, before I go, YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch

Menace finishes: One more thing, Threat, I understand that you must have worked hard to get those belts, but if you recall, The National Massacre was SUPPOSED to have those shots, until we yielded them last week. Now, since WE opened the door to oppurtunity for you guys, will you give us a title shot the next time you will defend them. I have beaten my first two foes without controversy, and Pit Bull could have won his last match if i hadnt so idiotically interrupted. We challenge you. What do you say, you can have ANY stipulations that you want.

Bacardi Kid speaks: Yo, Jackal, thanks for the compliment, and for not forgetting that we do indeed have a little unfinished business. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to fight you next Monday, due to the unfortunate fact that I will be facing the Alcoholics, along with a certain mystery guest who shall remain nameless until the time of the match. However, after I'm finished tearing those two losers apart, I'll be more than happy to have a clean match with you. Now, as for you, Southern Injustice, I wanted to compliment you on a well fought match. You threw everything but the kitchen sink at me, and in the end, you emerged the better man. Just one question though-why are you wasting your time with a bunch of stupid losers like the Jackers? Can't you see that as long as you are in that organization, you will never hold the world title? Power Jack would never give that up to one of his crew. I think you should consider leaving the Jackers, and go on your own for awhile. I'd even ! ! take you as a tag team partner if you wanted to. You're just the kind of talented wrestler I would want by my side. However, that's only if you leave the Jackers, because I don't want anything to do with those losers. And last, Lone Wolf, remember I'm here if you need any backup.

Menace speaks: First off, Jimmy Bean, i am not AT ALL suprised that you couldn't take your loss like a man. I expected it from a whiner like you. But no, i have other wrestlers on my mind for the next few weeks, and since i already beat you, i am looking past you. Suicidal Tendencie, cool it, bud. I think I know who I am going to come to the ring and hit. Suicide Warrior, I don't hate the Jackers, the only reason you may think so is cause the Hitman won't shut up about how bad we are. And even if i did hate the Jackers, i hate the alcoholics way more than you. But sorry about costing the dq, i didnt mean it to be that way. So for all others, now that we have seen what the Massacre can do,....who wants next?!?

Blazer talks: Hey Outsiders i Been watching you and woundering if you need another Member? maybe me and pothead could be a tag team called the Budd Smokers.

gg speaks: First off Bret Hitman, Too Sexy and I could have teamed up and still not beaten you. You are obviously the most unoriginal and that is why you have the "Unoriginal Belt." We really didn't have a chance. NBK, you must have been ****** in the ass so hard it messed up your brain. You said I wouldn't be gorgeous after our first match and I still am. Then you trash talk me and spell wrong about ten words. R U en turd graed? You dumd mick. Who wants some?

Pit Bull speaks: Hey the THREAT now that you are the tag team champs, I congradulate you. And one other thing, it is because of Menace and I that you got a shot and won. This is because we gave up the chance for the title shots so somebody else could have a chance Last monday so we could have a little more experience before we got the shots. So what do say The THREAT vs The NATIONAL MASSACRE. And I know that you will choose us because anybody else would cheat, but we are good sportsman and we dont have anybody to help us anyways. Lets make it a no dq match, if you say yes than lets put it on the card

Jackal speaks: I recently was greatly disturbed by an interview I saw. In it Bullrush claims a return match against me, saying that I didn't follow the format of the match and assorted other bitches and moans. I guess I should've expected that a Jacker wouldn't follow through on his boasts, sigh... I was so hoping that for once one of the Jackers would prove a decent opponent. I thought I finally found one when no interference occured but of course he had to whine when he lost. I don't blame you Bullrush, you're only following the model set for you by your masters, Powerhack and Hitboy. Powerhack is so scared of losing the belt that he has to resort to any depths to avoid challenges and Hitboy is so desperate to win a belt that he has to challenge every bloody person that has a belt. So you want another match, Bullrush? Fine, you lose you retire, if I lose then I won't pick the next challenger for the World TItle but nothing else will happen to me. Take it or leave it, whiner. I suspect you'll leave it being the chicken that you are. Oh yeah, one last thing Bullrush. Even if you accept the match don't expect to wrestle much afterwards, either I'll beat you and you'll retire as well as be crippled or I'll just cripple you and hang you from the crane hook for the next ladder match as a warning to the Hitboy about whining too much. *LOUD HOWL*

Lone Wolf-Digger you say we suck.We beat you and Hound Dog Hotman and Power Jack.If at all we should get a rematch.So here is the deal.Digger you pick any memeber of the Jackers and you fight me and Smokey and the winners of that match will go on for the title shot.We beat you once and we can beat you agian.And we are the worst tag team.We have the best tag team record.We are 5-1.Are you,what do you say Digger.And for the The Treat.You guys would have never of won accept for Beefcake holding Smokeys legs down. Power Jack you would never give Zeratul a rematch because he almost beat you and he could do it if he had another shot.Jackers suck.

Too Sexy speaks: Hitman, you did NOT beat me. You beat that damn silly sam, Gorgeous Garry. You pinned him quickly so you wouldn't get the "Sexy Elbow". Hell, anybody can beat Gorgeous Garry. Look at him for christ sake! As far as I'm concerned, Hitman you still are a jobber. You are not the "Jackers", you guys are the "Jobbers". Hahahaha. That's funny. I'm so funny... and sexy.

Suicide Warrior speaks: Jimmy Bean i want a match with you on Monday. Don't try to sneak out. Also stop messing with Menace b/c he helped me i'm returning the favor. Here's an idea Menace me, u and ST vs Jimmy Bean and whoever else he chooses. Jimmy Bean take either a match with me or a 3 on 3. your choice.

Brian "the caged animal" Gates: While Gates was taking a walk down a typical american suburb, He came across an old couple walking hand in hand. The mixed up chemicals in his brain made him think it was gorgeous garry's parents and he approached them with a sneer. The old lady had been having heart palpatations for quite sometime and when she took one look at the enraged Gates approaching her, her heart...... well,it just couldn't take it. She collapsed on the ground in one heavy sigh and just as Gates was about to rip the old man's flesh off, Gates saw a gay guy walking down the street. This reminded him of Mr. Smooth. So Gates forgoes trying to kill the senior citizen and begins thrashing the Sammy Johnston-esque homosexual. "Ill show you my version of 'we will rock you'" howled Gates with insane fury. "Stop It!!!! Stop It!!!! EWWWWWWW!!!" the Sammy Johnston look alike yelled. Well Gates left and the paramedics came. Both the gay guy and the old lady will be fine, however The St. Mary's Senior Citizens Club and the Gay Pride association have put a million dollar bounty on Gates' head.

JimmyBean Speaks:Me and you Suicidal Tendecie this monday.Do you accept my challenge?

Panther speaks: First off Blazer if you want to be in so bad first you must prove yourself worthy Second is SHAGGY 2DOPE I like your name and i'll cut right to the point do you want to be with the elite group in Fantasy Brawl the OUTSIDERS?

Too Sexy Rick McCulley speaks: Well, since Valentine's Day is just around the corner I would like to give all of you a Valentine's Day gift since none of you have dates and are pathetic.(Pointing at crowd) Just then, a huge banner starts to lower from the top of the dome. It is a huge godzilla size picture of Too Sexy Rick McCulley blowing kisses to the crowd. (Crowd starts to boo) Now, you can all idiolize me and worship the sexy ground I walk upon. I have the U.S. and Sexy belt and next week, I will have the WWF's Women's Heavyweight belt. Then, I will get all the belts. HEhehehe, I am sexy.

Digger speaks - Lone Wolf, that's bull****! You lost the title, you don't deserve another shot, at least not yet. And don't think you guys are such a hot tag team. Hound Dog and I were 5-1 also. Threat, I'm waiting for your response. Are you guys man enough to take on me and Southern Injustice? If you are, give us a shot at the titles. Matter of fact, I'll go dig your graves right now.

(The camera is facing Southern Injustice who is cattle herding just outside his ranch in Texas. He is riding a black stallion and he has a 12 gauge shotgun at his side. He is trying to get all his steer into the fenced field so they cannot get away, suddenly he speaks in his deep steady voice)Oh Hell Lo Wang aint no karate kick gonna save yer sorry ass now !Just cause you beat that stupid Docta peppa fellow don’t mean you could possibly beat Southern Injustice,boy,………..cause HELL………………..I AM JUST A BIT BETTER! I aint got nothing against you personally son but let me tell you if ya wanna have something against me personally as soon as you step into that ring you will high tail outta THERE like a wounded jack rabbit.Cause your pussy karate kick makes you just as affective as a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.hehehehe In fact kiddo I am gonna show you what I can do to a high flyer like you. You try to karate kick me and Ill grab your whole leg and snap it in half. You wont be wrestling for a while not mentioning doing any more karate kicks. Look son just don’t be too arrogant and Ill spare ya from my wrath or else I might do something that wont be too good for ya kiddo.Those are the facts of life and I just wanted to teach em to ya. It’s either I win or you lose cant be any other way.(Southern Injustice finally runs all the steer into the fenced area. When he gets off his horse he walks over to close the massive gate but there one of the stear kicks him with its hooves and runs off. After closing the gate he jumps on his horse in a rage and rides shotgun after it finally he aims and shoots at it and kills it with one shot, he speaks) That’ll teach ya how to rear end me , bitch. Watch out Lo Wang don’t fool around with fire cause you apt to get burnt.I kill if needed kid don’t complain to me later,and the dead don’t speak now ways.So hows that for a prophecy kid I WIN YOU LOSE! Oh yeah Bacardi Kid I got to tell ya something, kid, you got some guts going against me. So you’s got my respect but LISTEN SON DON’T LET ME CATCH YOU BADMOUTHIN’ THE JACKERS AGAIN OR ELSE MY RESPECT FOR YOU WILL DROP BELOW ZERO. I’ve got a lot of friends in The Jackers and I aint gonna quit, but don’t worry MY TIME will come………Anyways thanx for da credit for the fight I am sure you did good too.But losers suck,don’t take me to personally here cause when I lose I SUCK TOO,but good match no hard feelings I hope. Now hey Jose Queero Hound Dog wants ta fight ya got me?So you better accept the challenge or Hound Dog will get mad and Ill be forced to get real mad too,so fight him Cuervo! Understand muchacho?Chupa mi pinga puta! And up yer collero you gringo!Yo tiene chingo de dinero y tu no! I am sure though that Hound Dog will soon challenge you himself.(Southern injustice rides off towards his ranch)

Crime Boss speaks: OK Zeratul, you survived me and 187, but can you survive the Jackers? You always said you wanted the world. Well here's your chance. Jackers+Homicidal Maniacs vs. Outsiders+Dark Templars+National Massacare in the cage. Losing team hands over their singles belt (not tag). Are you up to it. Or are you the chicken like I always have seen in you?

Corporal Punishment speaks: LONE WOLF. You stink! You have always stunk. You will always stink. And I dont think it's fair that you get a rematch. You want that title shot? You have to get through me! If you beat me, which you wont, then you can fight Digger. You understand!?!?

MR. MONEY BERRY DANTE SPEAKS : {LOUDLY} IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKK BERRY DANTE IN DA HIZZOUSE FIRST OF ALL N.B.K THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF AXEL BELIEVE ME HIS CARREAR IS OVER. AKEL IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG I KNOW YOUR PLAN I KNOW , YOU TOLD ME TO JOIN YOU IN THE FANTASY BRAWL FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY AND THAT WAS TO TAKE THE BELT AWAY FROM THE HITMAN. GOOD PLAN CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU COUDLNT BEAT THE HITMAN SO I WOULD BEAT HIM AND TAKE THE BELT AND J.O.B IT TO YOU AH AH AINT HAPPINING I LAY DOWN 4 KNOWBODY YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU CANT FIGHT WORTH A DAMN . BUT YOU I HOPE YOUR FEELING BETTER I SENT YOU A GET WORSER CARD TO THE E.R ROOM I HOPE YOU GOT IT,, OH OH AND THEN YOU GO BEHIND MY BACK TO DESTROY THE MONEY PIT AND TRY TO CREATE THE PU**YS OF DARKNESS OH MY BAD I MEAN THE ANGELS OF DARKNESS WHATS THAT SHIT SUPPOSE TO MEAN . SO JACKERS N.B.K AND YOU HITMAN IM SORRY FOR ACKTING LIKE A JACK ASS IN THE PAST SO IF YOU ALL NEED ME HELP AND MY PAIN YOU JUST ASK COS THE NEW AND IMPROVER BERRY DANTE IS BACK IN THIS MOTHER AND HERE TO STAY OH AND AXEL WE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA S.U.C.K IT !!!!!!!!!!

Jade Flair speaks: Digger, you want a fight do you? Whatever happened to that twit Hound Dog. You guys talk about how Digger is 5-1 in tag matches. And then you guys want Southern Injustice to tag with him when his partner has been Hound Dog. You guys are just trying to protect some scrub that you don't want The Threat to whupp up on. You two boys want a match? Fine, you got one. But let me make one thing clear, I'm not responsible for your hospital bills. The Threat = The Best Team Here. Oh and Lone Wolf, you want a match do you? Well, I don't like your cheap tactics that you used in the match so I'm not so sure you deserve a fight until you learn to fight fairly.

Menace speaks: Suicide Warrior. If i dont get another match for this week, i WILL team up with you and ST against that queer Billy Jean, and whatever men he wants to get, but i doubt anyone will want to team up with him. But if ANYONE else wants a match against the Menace, then let it be heard now. I will be happy to turn your lights out for you. But before pre-maturely accepting this challenge, know that: if you mess with the Menace, you WILL feel the Massacre.

Jackal speaks: Reading these latest comments is like reading a novel. A really bad novel with no puntuation and bad spelling. I think we all know who we have to thank for this, take a bow Southern Injustice. If you're going to subject us to your ramblings at least correct all the errors before posting them. NBK, you're not the world's most lucid (that means clear by the way) writer either. Must be a Jacker thing...... Anyway, I await your challenge Bacardi, whenever you want it to be. You have a long career in this league, as opposed to others, Bullrush, who seem to boast and then not have the guts to back it up. Its my personal crusade to get rid of the sick and weak in Fantasy Brawl. So far this means Bullrush, who I will cripple or force to retire either in a match or otherwise, and some others whose sickness isn't as evident yet. Most of the Jackers are on the sick side (what the hell is a "legond" anyway?) as well as the Alcoholics (note the spelling lame-brains). Fifi and I will enjoy taking these organizations apart, gob of flesh by gob of flesh. In a mildly paraphrased quote (that means changed a little if you're a Jacker) "Every man dies, but some get ripped to pieces and have to hold their own intestines in their hands first." *LOUD HOWL*

NBK SPEAKS: HEY TOO BITCHY! WHAT THE ****? YOU THINK I CAN'T SPELL, THE ONLY REASON I SPELT THE DAMN NAME WRONG IS BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED WHILE SCREWING YOUR MOM. YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME? OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS, AFTER I WHIPPED THE LIVING **** OUT OF GARRY, ME AND YOU GO AT IT. AND IF YOU DON'T WHAT TO ACCEPT THIS ****, THEN WELL, YOU GOT A BIGGER P*SSY THAN YOUR MOM.

Too Sexy Rick McCulley speaks: Southern Injustice, please stop sending comments. You make everyone want to vomit. Noone reads your remarks anyway so stop it. You are a big hick who rambles on like a bitch with a d@*k in his mouth. Kind of like NBK. Do the league a favor Southern Dildo or whatever the hell you call yourself, LEAVE!!! Man, am I sexy.

Greg speaks: From now on start censoring your own comments. You should all know by now that I don't print the words fuck or shit, so if you're going to include them in your comments then start putting asteriks down so I don't have to edit it myself.

Too Sexy Rick McCulley speaks: So, NBK you want to wrestle the sexiest and most talented wrestler ever do you. Well that is fine. After Dean Love and I wrestle, I will be glad to give you the "Sexy Elbow", "Sexy Chin Music", "Wet Dreams", the "Sex Tease", and the "Sexy DDT". I think you get the picture. You are forgetting that I am Too Sexy Rick McCulley and you are not. I have the U.S. belt, the Sexy belt, the soon to be WWF Women's belt, I have Johnny Cochran, D-Sex, and my bodyguard Bobo the monkey. If one of your "butt buddy" jobbers come in the ring, they will be a victim of the "Curious George". Man, I am sexy!!

Lone Wolf speaks: Ok Crime Boss here the deal.How about we do like the deadlist games.You get ten people we will get ten people and we will raise the ring 50 feet above the ground.Last member of one side gets all the other teams belts.Now for the treat.The only theat you are to is a d**k inlarger cream.We will get our shots agian at our belts.On to Corporal Punishment.Shut your mouth and sit down before I knock yu on your @$$.What are you a Jacker.I dont have to go thought for crap.Southern hick Injuctice I'm with Too Sexy.Shut up.Stop writting all that crap.Go to my email give me your address and I give you a quater to call someone who cares.Jackers suck.

Pit Bull speaks: Threat what's going on. Do want a what a match with the NATIONAL MASSACRE. I Personaly think you should fight us, but it's your choice. One more thing T.O.P. Wear have you gone,and what do you say about our proposal for joining the NATIONAL MASSACRE. Also Berzerker, do you want in, Well find yourself A match and if you win convincingly your in.Also Quit talkink **** (especialy to NBK).

Bone Breaker speaks: hey gates why arent you answering my challenge i think its because your a b**** so ill turn it down a notch me you and misfit and for zeratul your a stupid piece of crap i want a ic title match youve avoiding the matter at school but when power wack beat you puny ass you calmede down a bit so i am challenging you for 3 weeks and gates for 2 weeks in a triple threat match me (bonebreaker) misfit and you gates in a world title match after you whip power wacks ass .or if you lose then regular triple threat match

berry dante speaks: hey too sexy you fraud i saw the match. you are a complete loser, you did not even win the damn belt the monkey did, but hey i aint no monkey but your a jack ass . too sexy you can take that monkey and stick it wher the sun dont shine and i dont mean your rear, but if you got the gutts you wil face me one on one in an non title match hell in a cell rules.. do you got the gutts ......oh i got 2 words for ya (suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Celtic Shaman speaks: So National Massacre, you want to interfere with our matches do you? We'll see about that....

The Threat sings: We are the champions my friend. And we'll keep on fighting till the end. We are the champions. We are the champions. No time for Loser(Jackers). Cause we are the Champions of the world.

Bone Breaker speaks: so gates are you going to accept or are you going to duck me like every body else and as for zeratul youre a dirty little mamas boy arent those fighting words enough pretty soon i will be the no 1 contender for the world title belt and aybody that wants a piece of me email me at jos4933789@aol.com with your challenge and ill kick your ass to so bring it all of you pieces of monkey crap if you want to join the all mighty smack pack then email me vthe address is above

Pit Bull speaks: Hey Celtic Shaman What in the Hell are you talking about. I don't know about Menace, but I'm sure as hell that I never said anything about interupting any of your matches. But if you want to make something of it than lets do it. Scince Panther wants some than let make it a triple threat match (NO DQ). wHAT DO YOU SAY.

The Celebrity Dean Love: Dean Love was arrested Tuesday night in an incident involving nitrous oxide, three hookers, a dead horse and an 89 year old man named Nigel. Papa Razzi produced the 5000 dollars in bail money and when ask if The Celebrity had any comment on his actions, Papa replied that "All I have to say is that jail is inhumane and it was apalling that they subjected Dean to it. The beds were hard and the bread was stale. The true atrocity isn't the dead horse or the hookers, but the fact that Dean Love only got two hours of sleep that night. Jail is horrible. All i can say is that the LOP is back and Dean is ready for his bout with Too sexy." (Dean Love and his manager leave the press conference and somewhere off in the distant night, one could here the booing of a crowd as Dean love and PApa Razzi walk to their stretched limo)

Bone Breaker speaks: any one that wants a challenge you got it ill kill anyone that gets in the way of my goal ill fight two matches on monday brian gates are you up to the challenge of fighting 2 matches on monday a triple threat ne (bonebreaker ) you (bitch i mean gates)and the misfit. i have another challenge for monday lo wang bring it you piece of monkey crap just cause you won dosent mean shit youre a little mamas boy ill kill you along with the blazer and as for the blazer after the match is over you will be finished just like youre career ok here on monday night me and you blazer you will fell the rath as i unload on your puny ass any one want a piece of the toughest son of a bitch then email me at jos4933789@aol.com dont whine after i kick your ass blazer youre a bitch just like brian gates , zeratul , and power wack

Bone Breaker speaks: this is how it is going to go i will come down to the ring and will be escorted by the smack pack then the blazer will come down to the ring and then all of a sudden you feel your air supply cut off your thinking what the hell is going on then you realize that the bone breaker has just been applied on your worthless carcas not knowing what to do you took your last breath of air then total darkness you think you have awoken but youre wrong oh yeah youre really wrong youre in the bowels of hell where you belong and you think why me? becuz you challenged the bone breker and didnt survive the match and you see me for the rest of eternity !!!! so you will die after the match this monday and gates ha ha ha youre next just think of whats going to happen to you in a triple threat match until next time BONE BREAKER!!!!

The Hitman speaks: Bone Crusher, why don't you shut the hell up! You are challenging the Jackers, you are challenging Zeratul and you are challenging Brian Gates! If you were smart you would shut up before I get not only The Jackers...but all of Fantasy Brawl to kick your ass. And don't continue to bitch about how the former Homocidial Maniacs kicked your ass. Bone Crusher you couldn't fight a Jacker if your life depended on it. PREPARE TO BE JACKED!

JimmyBean Speaks:I accept your match suicide warrior.And ill accept your match too Menace,you can pick who i fight with.Two matches in one night.

The Celtic Shaman: Time to introduce everyone to my ring mistress, Selisika. She's a practicing Wiccan and she has the Fantasy Creeps backs so if any of you idiots try interfering with our matches then she'll put a curse on you. You've been warned!

Crime Boss speaks: Too Sexy, if you survive Dean Love, I'll kill you after I beat Stone Cold Steve Austin in RAW. I'll take that monkey and stick it right up your @$$. And if you Dean Love can beat Too Sexy, I'll get you after Raw. And Pappa Razzi you can also shove it. So what am I saying? Im sayin that the US belongs with the Jackers and CRIME BOSS IS GETTING IT NO MATTER WHAT!

Jade Flair speaks: National Massacre, let's get something straight. The Mercenaries told you that you could have the next tag shot. But guess what? Somebody crashed the Mercenaries' party and there's new champions. So whatever The Mercenaries told you about getting a shot is literally worthless. Don't get me wrong though, you will have your round of getting whupped up on when it's your turn, but until then The Threat has better things to do.

The Celtic Shaman speaks: Pit Bull, I accept your challenge.

Bacardi Kid speaks: Oh, Alcoholics, Alcoholics, where have you all gone? I just wanted to make sure you knew exactly what is going to happen to you guys on Monday night. First I'm going to get in the ring, then my friend is going to get in the ring, then the two of us are going to beat the living daylights out of the two of you. Nothing personal of course. Well, yeah, actually it is kinda personal. I haven't forgotten what you said about me. I don't appreciate being called a bitch or a ho. Save that for your momma. After Monday night, you guys can just call me god. As for you Bonebreaker, shut the hell up. Who do you think you are coming in here and challenging all the veterans? Lone Wolf, Zeratul, Gates, Power Jack-any one of them could kick your sorry ass without breaking a sweat. With this in mind, I want to make a challenge to you for two weeks from Monday. Since you're so big and tough, why don't you fight me in a triple threat match? And I figure as long as I'm taking care of ! ! you, I might as well ask Jackal to join us, so I can attempt to finish my business with him. Along the way, maybe he can teach you a little about tradition, and respect. Think about it. I'll understand if you're too scared to back up what you've been saying all this time. But face it-if you wanna play with the big boys, you gotta beat up on some little boys first, and I'm the first in line. Good luck.

Too Sexy Rick McCulley speaks: Whores and freaks!!!(pointing at crowd, crowd boos then applauses wildly) It has cum to my attention that there are a bunch of stupid silly sams trying to wrestle the "Showstopper, the Greatest, the Sexiest, the U.S. champion, the Sexy champion, leader of D-Sex, and everyone's sexiest role model". Man, am I sexy! NBK, you are a JOBBER. You think you are good or something? You are a jobber who is going around challenging the belt holders. You aren't good enough to beat anyone. And as for Crime boss, you lost 3 in a row!!! You are on a losing streak you damn silly sam jobber. You see, I am the champ, and if you want a shot at one of my many titles, well you have to accept the fact that I am better, sexier, and smarter. I call the shots. So next card of matches NBK, we will wrestle BUT, there will be water surrounding the ring. It will be a MOAT match. I am going to get you wet, just like I got your girlfriend all WET! Wait a minute, you don't have a girlfriend, you are GAY!! Uhhgg!! Not sexy!!

Bone Breaker speaks: all of you bitch ass jackers bring it you send the cgallenge and ill kick your ass that goes for anbody in fantasy brawl ecept hand picked members to join the smack pack if you want to join the most eliete group in fantasy brawl then e mail me at jos4933789@aol.com and hitman you little wannabe get the name right bitch its bone breaker and ill demolish your ass in a second and all you other bitches bring it dont sing it. and hitman this monday me and you bitch ill make sure you win the ic title and you give me a title shot after im done whipping the blazers bitch ass youre a little mamas boy hitman what the hell is your problem couldnt come up with a better name then that in closing youre a hore just like your mom

BERRY DANTE SPEAKS: HEY TOO SEXY I WAS LOOKING AT THE BACK OF A MILK CARTON THE OTHER DAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW? I SAW A PICTURE OF THAT UGLY MONKEY ON THE BACK { HAVE YOU SEEN ME} I HAVE A LITTLE PROPOSITION FOR YA YOU AND ME IN A MATCH MONKEY FOR TITLE. CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU OPPS THERE GOES THAT VINCE MCMAHON WORD.. BUT SREIOUSLY I GUARANTEE YOU THAT IM GOING TO DRAG YOUR CANDY A@S DOWN JOBRONI DRIVE, IM GONNA DRAG YOUR BUTT THROUGH KNOW YOUR ROLE BLV.. THEN OH AND THEN IM CHECKING YOU INTO THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL, AND IM GONNA BEAT U FROM ROOM TO DAMN ROOM . AND YOU GONNA LOOK ME IN THE EYS AND SAY YOUR MONKEY A#S QUITS AND IM GOING TO TAKE THAT BELT AND GIVE IT TI ITS RIGHT FUL OWNER THE HITMAN .AND THE THE JACKERS AND I ARE GONNA TAKE THE MONKEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY a@@ OH DONT WORRIE THE MONKEY IS SAVE ITS HERE ME .. SO I ASK YOU DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGR TOO SEXY

Menace speaks: im back. Billy Jean, stop bein so damn stupid. I never challenged you to a match, i simply said that it could be a 6 man tag, me, ST and SW against you and any two losers you want. Bone Breaker, sorry, we don't JOIN anybody, they JOIN us.