**The room is very dark. The magnificent sounds of Patera are heard. Down the dark hall we can see an eerie green light coming from an open doorway. Across the hall there is another open door way which frantic paced strobe lights dance to the metal mayhem. The camera begins down the hallway and toward the green light. Inside the room we see Ickeez sitting on the floor on his knees meditating. He is facing east and towards a bird cage which is hanging from the ceiling. In the cage their is a plastic baby doll with several push pins stuck all over its body. Ickeez eyes are closed but open when he begins to speak.**

I thought what better way to train than to experience what my foe does. I am trying this eastern bullcrap right now. This meditation is just not working....guess I need more rice in my diet, huh Maxine?

I have a copy of Billy Blanks' Tae Bo workout but I can't stand that little pencil necked sell out! So lifting your leg like a dog pissing on a bush is gonna make you into some kind of Bruce Lee failure who has now decided to enter the world of wrestling? MY world!

Maxine, you have got to either be the dumbest fugger I have seen in a very long time, or else you really need to lay off the autoerotica because the lack of oxygen is really effecting you thought process.

You and Vegita can go on and have your little clique, but the truth of it all is that this territory is run by DaMaGe,Inc. You are soon going to find out what PAIN is truly all about. I have said it before, but it is worth repeating, pain does not hurt when you view it as a personal growth experience. So stick that in your Kung-Fu pipe and have a toke sucker!

Grasshopper, you amuse me with your rookie ways....full of hope and anger thinking you are the big bad wolf yet little red riding hood you remain and you are on a crash coarse through the deep dark woods of the iWWa to your grandma's house where your embarrassment awaits you....

**Ickeez's eyes roll back in his head and slowly the lids close shut and he begins to meditate to Pantera once again.**