**inside Gold's Gym, the ridiculously loud Pantera CD is playing as Ickeez is enjoying his time underneath 450lbs on the flat bench for reps. On the rep number twenty he racks the sagging bar and hits a most muscular pose while flashing his green pierced tongue. He signals for the music to be muted**

Staks my friend, not only have you proven yourself the most uneducated bastard in this league, but now by calling me out you have shown us all that you even lack common sense! Do you think I give a sh*t about your stint in Juvie for shoplifting a Tommy coat? Do you think a even care about how you would hold you pillow at night praying that your anus would finally receive the must needed and deserved rest? Do you think for one damn second I even care about how you and Vaxson tossed each others salads in Juvie? HA!  Let's not lose sight of what the facts are....You are a piece of trash! You will never amount to spit and you deserve every ounce of humiliation that you will be servered. You have earn that much! I, on the other hand, am the true hardcore demon that everyone in professional wrestling is gunning for. The fact is that there are only a handful of warriors that even deserve to enter the ring with me, you are not one of those so worthy. But, I duck nobody and will gladly dispose of you ugly ass in epic fashion. It will surely give me the much awaited chance to display my newest and most highly extreme moves that I have drawn out on paper. Nobody will let me practice them, not even AoD! You should feel honored....I named one after you. I call it the Staks-plex with a cherry on top!  So you really think that your lame ass roleplays that lack any content or direction what so ever are going to compare to my obvious talent for stating the oh so obvious in such a gritty yet humorous way? You might be so luck as to even manage a draw....but to win the Hardcore strap off of me, you need to stop smoking the chronic!

**Ickeez point to the guy at the stereo and Pantera again filters through the gym at violent levels as Ickeez lays back under the load barbell and begins repping**