Well Harold....is that a challege? I sense a little jealousy amid the moronic followers of the UCW. As much as it thrills me to no end to know that I have struck a chord within your limited brain capacity, I will have to pass on you and your PETA!
Not only do I find no time in my life for the "circle jerk" mentality of hugging trees and fondling poor innocent little puter graphics to fluff my very low self image up and make me important in my own mind, but I find it simply retarded that someone would make a stand against me in such a vulgar way.

To put it in self righteous polictical rhetorical hootin-nanny so that you can better comprehend my rebuttal Harold, I am firm beliver in PRO life.....however I feel strongly that you are the exception to the rule and make me question if this peeble we call earth is not becoming over populated with pansy ass liberals that throw like girls! Hum....maybe PRO choice is not such a bad idea afterall....say, what do you say that sometime me and you get together and I will have the opportunity to abort you in a most inhumane way.

I will gladly shove a spotted owl up your ass, tie you to a giant redwood tree with some unrecycled plastic ties, spray you with several cans of aerosol hairspray, leave you in the sun for several hours without sun screen on, make you listen to we are the world for hours on end, and then cut you the owl and the redwood in half with my chainsaw that does not have proper exhaust standards and leave all three of you to recycle in the woods? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and welfare minded liberal tree hugging morons to the vile torturous bowel of non-existence.

I like that thought, don't you HIPPY HAROLD?