"I can't believe my freaking eyes! The deadline has come upon us and all the loud mouthed "posers" seem to be speechless! Ravpus, Meanless, Pussecy, The Lab Retriever, Hitawoman....
This ain't your full time gig is it ladies? You do what you think is just enough for you to get by and then wait for the results to be posted...typical '90's lazy attitude! Guess you all need your beauty rest, or else there is a major spelling test in the morning and you just can't seem to get past the one word that labels you...PATHETIC!
Too much time and energy is put into winning these days. Winning is overated. Winning surely leads to whining...some you of do that one quite well already I must admit. Losing can be just as much fun...it is all in how you humble and hurt your opposition that really leaves it mark. Far after you have won or lost or protected your prized record here...it will have all been in vain. But to do something so utterly unhumane, so vile, and so diabolical...that is forever burnt in the memories of the fans and the other wrestlers around the league. I am talking about 100% pure unadulterated pain and suffering! Win or lose I aim to maime everyone who gets into my path....besides, pain does not hurt when you view it as a personal growth experience!
See you peckerninnies down the road!!
Ickeez (UCW)
Ickeez Finds Thrawn's Boyhood Diary and Sells It To Psychology Today
Ye, Though I Walk Through The Valley of Pussies I Shall Fear No Man Named Thrawn!
Untitled (after match with Thawn)