This is a compilation of some of the greatest moments in Fantasy Brawl.

This match decided the first World Champ. Dr. Pepper used his finisher, "Wouldn't You LIke To Be a Pepper Too" to become the first Champ. Gates was awarded the IC Title for being the runner-up in the tournament.

This match started out with the high flying and technical Mantis taking control. Renegade Scout suffered many flying clotheslines and hurricanrana's before this match was through. Every now and then Scout gained the upperhand showing that although he has one of the smallest bodies he also has one of the biggest hearts. Towards the end of the match things were looking bad for Renegade Scout. Suddenly, Power Jack, Hitman, Crime Boss, and Money Man came out of the back and towards the ring. They had been feuding with Mantis previously. They hopped into the ring and attacked. Renegade Scout joined them. The five of them severely pounded on Mantis. The ref called for the bell and DQ'd Renegade, but that didn't stop them. As they each began to deliver their finishers the bell keeper kept ringing the bell(as if they didn't hear it the first time). Then Hitman grabbed the mic and introduced the world to the newest member of the Jackers, Renegade Scout!

Severed Puppy Head had been getting under the Jackers skin by leaving messages on their guestbook that they didn't appreciate. Even though he's not a wrestler, Puppy Head was willing to step in the ring with the founder of the Jackers. Power Jack didn't waist anytime in attacking the much smaller Puppy Head. Puppy Head tried to fight back but he didn't stand a chance. Puppy Head in great pain as PJ powerbombed him to the mat. PJ continued the beating and soon applied the Power Jack for the win. Puppy Head was taken away on a stretcher.

The match that no one thought would happen was finally underway. The only wrestlers man enough to participate made their way down to the 50 by 50 foot loading platform at the Cincinnati Crown, each holding his weapon for all to see. 21 wrestlers were brave enough to put it all on the line to prove that they were the baddest of the bad.

There's Jackal with a big heavy DEAD FISH. Mr. Smooth has a CHROME BRIEFCASE. Sexual Oasis--LOTION? Zeratul's got a KITCHEN SINK for God's sakes! A kitchen sink! Is Dr. Banana serious about using a BANANA? Money Man's got a BAT, Hitman's got an ALUMINUM BAT, and Big Sexy's got a HYDROBAT.They're all gonna be clubbing each other! I can't wait! Now Panther has a 45. COUGAR MAGNUM, but you can be sure it isn't loaded. What's that that Power Jack is carrying?It's a GIANT FROZEN YORK PEPPERMINT PADDIE! Wrath has a POOL CUE and Brian Gates is using BARE HANDS. And I bet when Power Jack sees Mr. Gates with that as his weapon he's going to nail him over the head with that Giant Peppermint Paddie! Golden Child has a SABER TOOTH TIGER TOOTH. You can be sure that the tip isn't too sharp. Well I don't like it at all. He shouldn't be allowed to come in here with that. The rules explicitly banned edged weapons. I'm sure it's blunt. Well I don't think you can take any chances with a nut like The Golden Child. Too Sexy will be weilding a 3 FOOT STEEL FRAMED MIRROR and Crime Boss has a YARD LONG STEEL RULER. There's Lo Wang with a STEEL CHAIR and The Celtic Shaman with an ARM BONE, no questions asked. Jade Flair is sporting BRASS KNUCKLES and I'm sure he'd like to sink those brass knuckles in everyone here because they've all been capping on The Threat. DYR will be making their first appearance tonight. Mr. Closing has a RED BRICK and DOD has PLASTIC TIPPED DARTS. Finally, Lone Wolf has a DIAMOND SLEDGEHAMMER.

The bell rang. All contestants, knowing that a fall off the platform could mean serious injury, were reluctant to make the first move. Finally, Jackal ran at Crime Boss, clubbing him over the head with his dead fish. The crowd went wild as Jackal savagely beat him. Everyone took Jackal's lead and erupted into combat. Mr. Closing nailed Big Sexy in the back of the neck with his brick. Money Man, who was standing close by, saw his chance and smashed his bat over Big Sexy's head. Big Sexy hit the ground unconscious and a pool of blood formed around his head. Mr. Closing then went after Money Man.

Zeratul bludgeoned Jade Flair with the kitchen sink. Power Jack clubbed Celtic Shaman with his peppermint paddie while Hitman took choice shots with his bat. Lo Wang raised his chair to hit Too Sexy, who was busy admiring himself in the mirror he brought. But Lo Wang slipped on some lotion that Sexual Oasis had squirted on the floor. Too Sexy saw Lo fall in the mirror and turned around and smacked the fallen Wang over the head with it. Panther rammed his cougar magnum into Dr. Banana's gut. Meanwhile, DOD picked up the unconscious and bleeding Big Sexy and deathdropped him headfirst off the platform. Big Sexy was lifeflighted to the nearest hospital for severe head trauma.

Wrath broke his pool cue over Too Sexy's back while he was pounding on Wang. Sexual Oasis came to Too Sexy's aid and jumped onto Wrath's back and began to choke him. Lo Wang saw his chance and bashed Too Sexy with his chair. He then delivered a savate kick which knocked him off the platform. Too Sexy landed on his already injured back and was brought to the chiropractor shortly after.

Zeratul had been beating the snot out of Jade Flair, who appeared to be more of a bloody mess than a competitor in a pro wrestling federation. Zeratul kicked him off the platform. Flair was taken to the local hospital for head wounds, internal damage, and superficial cuts over his entire body.

While Hitman and Power Jack were making a mockery out of the US Champ, Lone Wolf bashed Power Jack in the kidney with his sledgehammer causing Power Jack to drop the frozen paddie. Power Jack swung at the Lone Wolf, but Wolf ducked and hit him with the hammer again. Brian Gates saw Power Jack stumbling near the edge amidst the chaos and ran over and drop kicked him off the platform. Power Jack suffered a twisted ankle from the fall. DOD ended Gates' parade by jabbing his plastic darts into various pressure points on Brian's body. Mr. Smooth came to his aid and took out DOD's knees with his chrome briefcase.

Panther charged Dr. Banana with his cougar magnum. He swung, but Banana ducked and then smashed his banana right in Panther's face. Panther dropped the gun to rub the banana out of his eyes. Mr. Smooth continued to bludgeon DOD with the briefcase. Mr. Closing came to his aid, but Gates got in the way and socked him in the gut, so Closing began clubbing Gates with his brick. As DOD stood up, Mr. Smooth knocked him off the platform by hitting him square in the face with his briefcase, breaking his nose. While Panther was clearing the banana from his eyes, Dr. Banana ddt'd him. He then grabbed him by the head and tossed him over the side. Panther sufferred a shoulder injury from the fall. While all this was going on, Wrath delivered a ripping backbreaker to Sexual Oasis.

Hitman, who had the Shaman layed out, signaled for the Jackshooter, but he slipped on some lotion that Sexual Oasis had sprayed behind him. Lo Wang saw him hit the ground and smacked him with his chair.

Jackal and Crime Boss had been mutilating each other this whole time. Crime Boss pulled Wath in between them, but the plan worked against him however, and both Jackal and Wrath began assaulting him. Jackal clubbed him over the head with his dead fish while Wrath rammed his broken pool cue into his ribs.

Lo Wang had the Hitman at his mercy. He picked Hitman up to toss him over the side, but Shaman got up and pulled the Hitman away from Lo and shoved Lo out of the way. Shaman sent Hitman off the platform himself. Hitman strained some tendons in his wrist when he landed on it. An infuriated Lo Wang attacked the Shaman.

Money Man came to Crime Boss's aid by bashing Wrath with his bat. Unfortunately for the Jackers, The Intercontinental Champ was already done for. Jackal kicked him over the side. Crime Boss was taken away on a stretcher and checked for internal damage. After Jackal eliminated Crime Boss he went to work on The Golden Child. Dr. Banana, who had picked up Power Jack's peppermint paddie, soon joined them and all three began punishing each other.

Mr. Closing was pounding on Gates with his brick. Suddenly, Mr. Closing was seeing stars as a kitchen sink was dropped on his head.

After Money Man had Wrath beaten to a pulp he picked him up and powerbombed him off the edge with such viciousness that people in the audience covered their children's eyes. Wrath was taken away on a stretcher and brought to the hospital for x-rays. Money Man then went over to where Zeratul was devastating Closing and clobbered Zeratul over the head with his bat.

Meanwhile, the US champ and Lo Wang were exchanging blows. After Wang gave Shaman a solid shot to the head he took a few steps backwards and then charged the Celt. But Celtic Shaman monkeyflipped him over the side. Lo Wang went fumbling threw the air until he disastrously smashed onto the floor 15 feet below.

Mr. Closing approached Sexual Oasis, who was still suffering from Wrath's backbreaker. He began to ram the brick into Oasis' side. Oasis squirted some lotion into Closing's face. Closing stopped his assault to wipe the lotion away. Oasis was hoping to buy some time, but it wasn't enough. After closing cleared his eyes he gave Oasis another backbreaker and then tossed him over the side. Oasis ordered a massage to take care of his injured back.

When Oasis had sprayed Closing with the lotion, some of it had fallen where Jackal, Banana, and Golden Child were fighting. Banana slipped on it and they all tumbled after him. Jackal got up from the mess and pounced on Mr. Smooth, knocking the briefcase from his hand. Jackal kicked the briefcase over the edge. Mr. Smooth dove to catch it, but he was too late. As part of Mr. Smooth's body hung over the edge Jackal began relentlessly pounding on him with the fish. It wasn't long before Jackal was pounding on thin air and holding only a fish's tail, as both Mr. Smooth and the upper part of the fish had both fallen over the side.

The Golden Child saw The Shaman hitting the Lone Wolf with his bone. Golden Child tackled the Shaman from behind. He couldn't keep The Shaman down for long however. The Shaman got up and mercilessly began beating the Child with the arm bone. The Shaman had the Child broken, but he wanted to make him pay even more. He jumped on his back and wrapped his arms around his neck and began choking him. The Golden Child then did something that shocked everyone. He stood up with the Shaman on his back and jumped off the platform backwards, landing on top of the Shaman as they hit the floor. The Golden Child received no injuries from the fall. The Celtic Shaman had to be taken out on a stretcher.

Money Man continued to thrash Zeratul. While Zeratul was down he delivered several elbow drops and then picked up the kitchen sink and sunk it into Zeratuls's ribs. Money Man then stood on the sink and picked Zeratul up to give him the Stock Market Crash. Lone Wolf saw his man in trouble and ran over and stunned Money Man by bashing him in the neck with the hammer. Money Man stumped to the floor. Lone Wolf began to stomp the life out of him. When Money Man got up he stumbled towards the edge. Lone Wolf picked up the sink and threw it at him. Both Money Man and sink went over.

Mr. Closing saw Zeratul still suffering from Money Man's assault. He went over to deliver the beating that would eliminate Zeratul from the contest, but he slipped on the peel of Dr. Banana's banana and fell over the side!

There were five people left amidst a field of blood, lotion, and crushed banana. Zeratul still hadn'tt gotten up from Money Man's assault. Lone Wolf and Brian Gates were double teaming Dr. Banana. Jackal went over to the downed Zeratul and delivered the Sayanarra Dive from the ground(there are no ropes). He then lowered the amount of men to four after he tossed Zeratul over the side. Jackal then went over and rammed Gates and Lone Wolf's heads together and then began to assault Gates. Lone Wolf and Banana went at it with Lone Wolf having the upperhand . Jackal snapmared Gates to the ground and began pounding on him. Lone Wolf delivered solid shots to Banana's midsection with the hammer. Then he set the hammer down and set up Banana for a suplex. Banana countered and suplexed Lone Wolf off the platform! Lone Wolf suffered internal bleeding from the fall and twisted his elbow. Jackal piledrived Gates and then threw him off the platform. Jackal then picked up Lone Wolf's hammer. Dr. Banana picked up the peppermint paddie and turned to see the hammer coming at his head. Banana ducked and lashed out at Jackal's knee. Jackal fell as his knee bucked underneath him. Banana wildly uppercutted him as he went down. Jackal jumped up and limped toward Banana with his hammer swinging. It caught Banana in the ribs and doubled him over. Just as Jackal raised the hammer for the finishing blow, Banana kicked him in the stomach. With the wind knocked out of him, Jackal wandered close to the edge of the platform. Banana saw his chance and threw the peppermint paddie at him like a frisbee and caught Jackal square in the face! Jackal flew off the platfrom and landed hard on his shoulder. After finding his fish on the ground he picked it up and ate it and then was taken to the first aid room for x-rays. Dr. Banana stood as the last survivor of the Deadliest Game and the world finally knew who the meanest of the mean, baddest of the bad, best of the best was.

This was a Hell-In-A-Cell type match with dead animals and animal blood spread throughout the cage. The Jackers Hound Dog and Digger tried to interfere and get their stablemate, Jackal, the win, but in the end Gates won.

Lone Wolf and John Smokey won the tag team tournament to become the first Tag Team champs.

Both men began pounding on each other. Wow, Hitman sure looks determined. Hitman gave Too Sexy a ddt and then threw him out of the ring. Hitman then hopped out of the ring and grabbed and the ladder and slid it under the ropes into the ring. He then got in the ring himself and proceeded to put the ladder under the hanging US Strap. Hitman is going for it. Too Sexy slid into the ring and pulled Hitman off the ladder. After giving him several chops to the sternem he roundhouse kicked him to the mat. He then picked him up where he brought him to the turnbuckle and began to deliver a series of turnbuckle smashes. Hitman fell to the floor and Too Sexy began posing to the crowd. I really think he should concentrate on climbing that ladder and getting the belt. Too Sexy then threw Hitman into the ropes. Hitman ducked as Too Sexy went for a clothesline. Hitman came back and hurricanrana’d Too Sexy to the mat. He followed with an atomic drop. Too Sexy fell to the floor and Hitman climbed the ropes. He jumped into the air to hit a frog splash, but The Sexy One moved out of the way. Hitman crashed to the mat. Too Sexy began to get up. He got the crowd chanting and then delivered The Sexy Elbow to the Excellence of Execution. He then approached the ladder. He stepped on the first step, then the second, then the third, then he stopped and began to pose to the crowd. Suddenly, Suicide Warrior came to the ring. What? What’s Suicide Warrior doing? Suicide Warrior ran towards the ring, but Dr. Pepper stopped him. Then NBK came out as well along with Hound Dog and Digger. Uh Oh, looks like Too Sexy has some trouble. NBK ran into the ring and knocked the ladder down as Too Sexy was posing. NBK then left the ring. Hitman got up and began to hammer on Too Sexy. He went for a vertical suplex, but Too Sexy resisted and suplexed Hitman out of the ring. The US Champ lay on the concrete floor as his stablemates went to see that he was ok. Too Sexy put the ladder back up and was ready to begin climbing but he saw the Jackers and Homicidal Maniacs eyeing him from outside the ring. Hound Dog and Suicide Warrior began to climb the apron as the others were attending to Hitman. Too Sexy picked up the ladder and threw it at them. Is he crazy!? How’s he gonna get the belt now? Hound Dog and Suicide crashed to the floor and landed on top of the others. Dr. Pepper ran into the ring and Too Sexy hopped onto his shoulders and reached for the belt, but they weren’t tall enough. The Jackers look of worry left their faces as they crowed with laughter as Too Sexy strained to reach the belt. Then Bobo ran into the ring and climbed up to Too Sexy. Disturbed facial expressions began to slowly come over the Jackers faces. Too Sexy held Bobo up to the belt. The Jackers eyes opened wide. Bobo grabbed the belt and gave it to Too Sexy. We have a new champion!What?Too Sexy is the new champion!Hitman lost his title on account of a monkey?Too Sexy was outnumbered but he managed to get the win. Hitman is shocked. He cannot believe that a monkey just took his title!

This will be an interesting one folks. Both men will have an empty can of their beverage in the corner. Whoever can get a hold of the other’s can and smash it in the ring wins. The 7 foot Slice grabbed Dr. Pepper by the neck and threw him into the corner. He went for an avalanche but Dr. Pepper moved out of the way. As Slice made his way to the center of the ring Dr. Pepper Russian leg sweeped him to the mat. Dr. Pepper then followed with an elbow drop. Dr. Pepper then picked Slice up and began smashing his head into the turnbuckle. As Slice stumbled around the ring Dr. Pepper approached the empty can of slice. Slice immediately body tackled him from behind before he Pepper could flatten the can. Slice then picked Pepper up and bodyslammed him in the center of the ring. Pepper got back up only to be Belly to Belly suplexed back to the mat. Slice then slowly approached Pepper’s can. He raised his foot over it. Dr. Pepper saw this and quickly crawled on all fours to the corner. He rolled under Slice’s raised foot and grabbed his can. Slice picked Dr. Pepper up and attempted a gorrilla press, but the man in the maroon wife beater slipped away got behind Slice. He put a sleeper on the big man. Slice soon escaped only to be floored to the mat by a stunner. Dr. Pepper then went to Slice’s corner and set his can up. Before he could stomp on it his leg was pulled out from underneath him. Slice had managed to save his can. Dr. Pepper could not break Slice’s grip. Slice just layed on the mat clutching Pepper’s leg. Dr. Pepper picked Slice up and held him upside down over his can. He then tombstone piledrived him onto the can head first. Slice’s can was flattened and Dr. Pepper got the win. Dr. Pepper held up his can for all to see. As he was doing this Slice got up and ran over to Dr. Pepper’s beverage belt. He picked it up and ran back to the locker room with it.

The winner of this match will be 1000 dollars richer. If Money Man or Beefcake wins they’ll be 1,000,000 dollars richer. Money Man sat back as Beefcake and Dante pounded on each other. Money Man’s gonna let them do all the work. Ha! Ha! As Beefcake and Dante were wearing each other out Money Man approached them and slammed both their heads together. He then picked Beefcake up to slam him, but Dante quickly planted a solid punch in the 8 footer’s kidney. Money Man let go of Beefcake. The three began to beat on each other. Eventually Money Man slipped out of the carnage and rested while the two beat each other down. Look at those idiots. Money Man is apparently allowing his opponents to soften each other up. Money Man then approached them to choose his victim as they were both weary. He grabbed Berry Dante, but both Beefcake and Dante assaulted him. They began to chop him in the gut and sternem. Then they both lifted the 8 foot giant into the air. A double slam! As they both held Money Man in the air upside down Vegas Beefcake kicked Berry Dante below the belt. Dante immediately let go. Beefcake could not hold the big man by himself and involuntarily immediately slammed him to the mat. Berry Dante was forced to sign a check for 1000 dollars while Money Man had to give up a million dollars.

Axel immediately attacked NBK. He began to hammer on the big man, but NBK soon floored him with a short clothesline. He then picked the Bone Crusher up and threw him into the barb wire. NBK is wasting no time. NBK slowly approached Axel who was sagging over the barb wire. Axel quickly leaped toward NBK and hit him with a clothesline, but NBK didn’t go down. Axel then dropkicked him. NBK stayed on his feet. Axel then hit him with a Russian leg sweep and the ring shook as the big man hit the ground. NBK grabbed him by the head and attempted to throw him into the barb wire, but NBK stopped his momemtum and picked him off the mat. He then threw Axel onto the barb wire back first. Axel fell to the apron with his arm sagging over the barb wire. NBK then began to press his neck into the barb wire. Axel winced in pain. He was able to grab NBK’s head and headbutted him. Then he facebusted NBK onto the barbwire. Blood began to ooze out of The Homicidal Maniacs face. Axel then jumped over the barbwire and sunset flipped over NBK, but NBK wouldn’t go down. He planted his fist right in Axel’s face. Look at Axel. He’s covered in blood. NBK picked Axel up and Irish whipped him into the corner. Cuts opened up all over his back. Axel madly charged NBK and rushed him into the barbwire. NBK’s back began bleeding. Both men took turns ramming each other’s heads into the barbwire. Axel jumped at NBK’s shoulders for a hurricanrana. NBK caught him and planted him on the mat. NBK then picked him up and delivered the Killer Krusifiction. He covered the bloodied Axel and got the three count. Power Jack then got in the ring and raised NBK’s hand and announced that the Jackers and Homicidal Maniacs were now a team.

The owner of Fantasy Brawl made his way down to the ring. This is it. We’re going to find out who the unlucky employee is. Imagine if it’s someone like Messiah or Axel. What would they think if Mr. Carroll waited for them to get mangled before giving them the pink slip? Greg Carroll entered the ring with a microphone. “Would Dan Mokan please report to the ring.” Dan Mokan came down to ringside. Carroll began to speak again. After giving a long speech about honesty and the integrity of Fantasy Brawl Carroll then faced Mokan. “Mr. Mokan, YOU’RE FIRED!” Greg then pulled out a can of spray paint and wrote "Been Fired" on the shocked commissioner’s chest. He then left the ring as Dan Moken stood there confused and flabergasted. Did you see that? He just fired the commissioner! Right on the spot!Dan Mokan has just been removed from office.

Crime Boss attacked the IC champ with some rough moves early in the match. He threw Zeratul into the corner and avalanched him. Then he Irish whipped him into the other corner. He charged him and grabbed his head and hit a ddt. Then he covered. One...Two...a kickout. He threw Zeratul into the ropes and went for an overhead press, but Zeratul telegraphed and gave Crime Boss a face buster. As both men began to regain their strength Zeratul suplexed him. This match went on for a long time with both men exchanging moves left and right. Late in the match Zeratul caught Crime Boss with a hurricanrana. He then began swing his arms in circles as Crime Boss lay on the mat. Then he delivered the 450 splash for the win. New Chanpion!

This could be one of the best World Champion matches we have ever had. The World Champ attacked Panther. He locked up and then put him in an armlock. Panther reversed then put Power Jack in an armlock. Panther then came down hard on Power Jack’s elbow. Power Jack’s arm was hurting but he attacked Panther anyways. He put him in a headlock and slammed his head into the mat. A cover. One...Two...A kickout. Power Jack climbed the ropes. He jumped into the air. Here comes a gilateen leg drop. Panther moved. Panther made his way to his feet. He elbow dropped Power Jack. Then he picked him up and swung him into the ropes. Flying clothesline! Panther then picked up Power Jack. Here comes an atomic drop! Power Jack reversed and ddt’d him. Power Jack then got to his feet and put Panther in a Scorpion Deathlock. The Scorpion Deathlock! It’s over! Panther shook his head as the ref asked him if he quit. Panther clawed his way to the ropes. He grabbed a hold. Power Jack released the hold. Power Jack set Panther up for a suplex, but Panther resisted and suplexed Power Jack out of the ring. Oh no! Panther then left the ring. He picked Power Jack up and threw him into the steel steps. WHACK! Then he smacked PJ’s head onto the apron. He rolled him in the ring and covered. One...Two...a kickout. Panther whipped Power Jack into the corner. He’s charging him for a flying knee smash. Power Jack moved. Panther crashed into the turnbuckle. Power Jack regained his stamina and atomic dropped Panther. Then he side suplexed him to the mat. A cover. One...Two...a kickout. Power Jack began stomping on Panther. Then he set him up for a diamond cutter. Panther immediately dropped to his knees and pulled Power Jack overtop of him. One...Two...a kickout. Power Jack powerbombed Panther outside the ring. Then he climbed the rope and double axehandled Panther. He rolled him into the ring. Then he climbed the rope. Frog splash coming up. Power Jack jumped into the air. Panther rolled out of the way. Both men down. They both slowly got to their feet. Power Jack swung at Panther. Panther blocked and struck PJ. This repeated two more times. Then Panther threw PJ into the corner and jumped onto the ropes overtop of him and began to treat him to a series of punches. Panther let Power Jack stumble out of the corner. Then Panther caught him by the neck. Chokeslam! Panther’s finisher! We’re gonna have a new champion! What? No! Panther held Power Jack by the neck as he stood in the corner of the ring. Power Jack grabbed onto the rope and pulled himself into Panther, smashing him in the corner. Panther released the hold. Power Jack headbutted him and took a couple steps backward. Panther walked toward him and Power Jack picked him up and delivered the Powerjack. It’s over! One...Two...Three!

This match went both ways for awhile. Crime Boss caught Gates with The Harlem Kill. But Jackal came out from the back to attack Crime Boss. However, The Celtic Shaman soon came out as well. The Shaman attacked Jackal and layed him out with a tombstone piledriver. Crime Boss tossed Gates into the pit and grabbed the shovel to bury. The Celtic Shaman pulled the shovel out of CB's hands. The two stared at each other and then The Shaman went and picked up Jackal and threw him into the pit as well. Then CB and The Shaman both buried Jackal and Gates.

During this match The Green Demon came out and smacked Hitman over the head with a chair. The Green Demon unmasked himself to reveal Sash and told Zeratul he wanted a title shot.

Sash threw everyone for somewhat of a surprise when he came out as The Green Demon. The match went on for quite sometime. The Green Demon eventually caught Zeratul with the Sash Armlock Faceplant and became the new IC Champ.

This time Zeratul came out and attacked Hitman so that Sash got the win. This enabled him to get his title shot against Sash which he earned earlier on in the night by defeating Sash in a Hardcore Match.

Pitbull didn't know it, but The Shaman and Panther were in cahootz the whole time. The two attacked Pitbull and dismantled him. Then Jackal came out and beat on Pitbull as well and the three went back to the locker room.

Gorgeous Garry came to the ring accompanied by Santa's Lil' Helper. Mr. Smooth was still in training. Before the match exclusive footage of Mr. Smooth in training was shown. He appeared to be more muscular than previously. Southern Injustice came to the ring accomnpanied by fellow Clique members Slice and Hound Dog. Southern Injustice got in the ring and the bell rang. He attacked the Gorgeous One and soon snapmared him to the mat. The Clique is one of our newer groups here and they certainly have potential. This could be their first title. What are you talking about? Slice has the Beverage Belt.C'mon, that's not a real belt. Southern Injustice delivered a ripping backbreaker to GG. Look at that ridiculous outfit on Santa's Lil' Helper.Santa's Lil' Helper still remains undefeated in singles competition.Santa's Lil' Helper has to be the luckiest wrestler in this fed.He has a lot of heart to get in the ring for his size. Gorgeous Garry now in control. Great suplex.When's Mr. Smooth coming back?He's in training right now.Imagine if he got another blood bath right there in the gym!A couple cards ago we saw Mr. Smooth be the victim of an undeserving blood bath by Jackal and Celtic Shaman.Ha! Ha! He didn't look to smooth when he was covered in blood.Of all people why would they choose him? Southern Injustice is starting to gain the momentum. He's setting him up for a figure four. He's got it locked.We're gonna have a new champion! Santa's Lil' Helper snuck into the ring and pulled Garry to the ropes. The ref made SI break the hold. Hey, he can't do that! Slice walked over to Santa's Lil' helper and stared at him. Santa's Lil' Helper backed up but Hound Dog was behind him. Slice then picked up Santa's Lil' Helper and Slammed him on the concrete. That's exactly what he had coming. That idiot just got flattened! Gorgeous Garry looked out the ring to see what happened to SLH as Southern Injustice had control. Southern Injustice got confused and looked out the ring to see what happened. Just then Garry clotheslined him down and applied Everybody's Going Surfing. Southern Injustice stretched for the ropes but couldn't reach. Slice got in the ring and attacked Garry. The ref called for the bell and gave Garry the win by DQ.

I still can't believe that they're going to allow this. If you thought seeing Slice take care of Santa's Lil' Helper was punishment you ain't seen nothin' yet. Don't tell me you're looking forward to this? He agreed to the match. We're talking about a 70 year old man. Gorgeous Garry's dad got in the ring with the Fantasy Brawl Belt and held it up for all. The crowd cheered him on. Then Brian Gates' music played. He looked all-business as he came down to the ring. He got right in and went after the old man before the bell rang. Garry's dad quickly went down and Gates began to stomp on him. This is horrible. His heart could stop. It probably already has. Gorgeous Garry's mom quickly came to ringside to save her husband. Gates stopped his assault as she climbed the apron. He's not going to go after her too is he? First his dad got pummeled, and now his mom too! Gates went after her. She hopped down from the apron and Gates went out of the ring after her. She began running around the ring as Gates chased her. He finally got a hold of her, but Garry's dad got up and hit him from behind with the belt. Gates let go and grabbed his back where he was hit. Garry's dad then delivered another shot with the belt. Gates winced in pain but he wasn't going to let an old man beat him. C'mon ref, that's an illegal weapon. DQ him. Gates grabbed the belt from Garry's Dad and threw it to the side. He then grabbed the old man by the neck and got in his face and gave him a few choice words. Oh, please! Gates then rolled him into the ring. Gates got into the ring and whipped the old timer into the ropes. He clotheslined him to the mat. As the old man was out Gates looked bent over the ropes and began yelling at the old man's wife telling her she better never interfere in any of his matches again. The old lady promptly gave him a low blow. Gates stumbled to the mat holding his crotch. She then got in the ring to put the old man's arm over Gates. The ref told her to get out of the ring. "But he's my husband!" she exclaimed with a desperate look on her face. The ref looked confused and didn't know what to do. The old lady put his arm over Gates' chest. The ref began smacking the mat. One...Two...Three! What? No! He did it! He did it! This is horrible. Gates finally recovered and stood up with a disgruntled look on his face. As Garry's mom and dad were celebrating he hit his dad in the back of the head. The Old Lady tried to pull him away, so Gates grabbed her instead. Somebody stop this. She should have never got in there. Gates then picked her up and threw her out of the ring! No!That will teach her not to mess with the World Champ.Somebody get medical attention here immediately! Gates then grabbed Gorgeous Garry's dad. Hasn't he done enough already? Wait a minute...what's he doing? He's not going to is he? Yes! The Bloody Corpse Backbreaker! Gates delivered The Bloody Corpes Backbreaker to the old man who immediately began twitching and shaking and soon went out cold. My God! My God! Both GG's mom and dad were immediately taken away on stretchers and brought to the hospital. GG's dad was in critical condition. None of this would have happened if Gates hadn't marched onto their property last year and try to attack him. But if Gorgeous Garry hadn't upset Gates in the first place he wouldn't have had to attack his parents at their house. C'mon.Ok, I admit, going on their property was a little out of hand, but he should have know better then to get in the ring with a crazy man

Brian Gates came down to ringside and took the mic. He looked right at Gorgeous Garry's dad. "I want you to get your ass in the ring right now and fight me for this belt." Garry's dad held up a paper which was a restraining order put on Gates. Gates ignored the paper and went into the crowd and grabbed Garry's dad by the shirt and brought him into the ring. Just as he was about to begin his massacre the cops showed up. They handcuffed Gates and took him away. How's he going to fight in his upcoming street fight if he's in jail? Gates was scheduled to fight Power Jack in a street fight, but it doesn't look like that's gonna happen now.

The Celtic Shaman came to ringside and grabbed the mic. OK, who wants a fortune telling session. Only 30 bucks and I'll use my clairvoyant powers to tell you your future." A middle aged lady gets in the ring and pays him. "Let me focus in on your aura....Hmmm...It seems the only thing worth saying about you is that your 30 dollars less richer. Now get out of here."

Power Jack comes to the ring, thinking that there will be no fight, considering the events leading up to the main event. Brian Gates's music plays, just as Power Jack and the world expected...no Gates! But wait a second! There is something stirring behind the curtain, someone is walking out! YES! It is Brian Gates! He is in da house! He charges the ring, and begins to beat on a stunned Power Jack. Power Jack brushes off these attempts and begins to hammer on the lower back region of Gates. Power Jack throws Gates out of the ring. He beats him all the way up the aisle, and back into the locker room. He throws Gates into a wall, it cracked his head open! Gates is already bleeding! Power Jack definitely looks like he is on the ball tonight! Power Jack takes him back to the boiler room, and throws Gates through the door. Power Jack is now running at Gates, but Gates is ducking! Power Jack ran straight into a metal pipe! He is out cold! Gates covers....1.....kick out! Power Jack Gets back up, and grabs a ladder, he tries to hit Gates with it, but he moved out of the way. Gates nails Jack from behind. He is setting the ladder up, and he is climbing! He jumps off the top rung of the ladder! He nailed him to the concrete floor....1.......2..kick out! Power Jack is staying in it. Power Jack is finally recovering, he is walking out the door of the boiler room, and into the hallway. Gates is following, he runs up and kicks him into the wall. PJ's back has got to be broken. But he is recovering! He is walking to the back. Gates catches up with him, and gives him a huge blow through the back door, and out into the street ally behind the building. Power Jack is gaining energy though! He is coming back with huge punches to the midsection. This is taking a lot out of Gates. He picks him up, and delivers the Power Jack to Gates on the cement! PJ falls to the ground, without enough energy to cover Gates. Power Jack gets up first, and rams Gates' head into the brick wall! Gates is busted open. They are now exchanging right hands to the head! PJ is finally gaining the momentum, and he whips Gates into a nearby dumpster, but it's reversed! PJ goes flying into the dumpster. But wait! It's opening! What's this? Sash, Panther, The Celtic Shaman, and Jackal hop out of the dumpster, and begin beating on.....Power Jack. I can't believe this is happening! They picked up a trashcan, and nailed him to the ground with it! Gates finally goes for the cover on the dirty asphalt....1.......2.......3! Gates is victorious. Gates signals to the cameraman to give him a mic. "I would like to thank my new allies Shaman, Panther, Sash, and Jackal for giving me the chance to beat Power Jack tonight, by coming to bail me out of the big house." Then The Shaman grabbed the mic. "Looks like the best group in Fantasy Brawl just got better because now we got the World Champion!" I can't believe this is happening,.....Gates, and the Outsiders, Jackal, The Celtic Shaman!

Goldust controlled most of the match, taking advantage of his size. He went for his curtain call, but Hitman cleverly escaped it. Late in the match, Hitman went for a suplex, only to have Goldust block it, and give Hitman a vertical suplex of his own. After stepping on the Hitman a few times, he set him up in the corner, for his infamous "shattered dreams". Hitman begged and pleaded not to do it, while Goldust boastfully showboated to the crowd. He then shoved the ref out of the way, and delivered one of the most devastating "shattered dream" seen on national television. Hitman began to crawl and squirm on the ground in pain, and was awarded the match by dq.

“What does everybody want? Head! What does everybody need? Head!”, boomed over the speakers as Al came out along with Head. Al started off against Jackal. Jackal used his primitive, rugged moves to take out Al Snow. Al Snow came back with a series of headbutts. Jackal tagged Fifi and Al tagged Head. Fifi entered the ring and Al entered the ring with Head. He swung Head and hit Fifi in the side. He swung again, but Fifi dodged and then bit onto Head and pulled it out of Al’s hands. Fifi then began to maniacily swing the head back and forth slamming it on the mat. Fifi brough head to the corner and tagged Jackal. Jackal picked up the head laughingly and threw it facefirst onto the mat. Then he picked it up and began to bite it. Al ran into the ring and hit Jackal so he released Head. The ref yelled at Al and told him to get back in his corner. Al dragged the head back to the corner with him and tagged it. Al began to pound on Jackal. Al nailed Jackal with a suplex. He then climbed the ropes and went for a shooting star press, but Jackal rolled out of the way. Al rolled over to his corner and tagged Head. Al then held Head and attacked Jackal with it. Jackal was able to get the upperhand. He gave Head (along with Al Snow) The Sayanarra Dive. This caused Al to let go of Head. Jackal knocked Al out of the ring and tagged Fifi. Fifi delivered the 450 Splash to Head and covered. One...Two...Three!

Too Sexy’s music played and both Too Sexy and Sable came walking out to the ring together. What the? They're coming out together? They both look like they've already went at it. Too Sexy grabbed the mic. “Looks like Too Sexy had another sexy victory tonight!” You know what happened, don't you?This is incredible. Sable then took the mic from him. I don’t know about you but I’m ready to do it again. Right here. Right now.” Too Sexy’s face was full of excitement. He then grabbed her and the two began making out in the ring. Suddenly, Sable surprised Too Sexy by delivering the Sable Bomb and covered. One...Two(Too Sexy raises his feet to kick out)...Three!(Too Sexy kicks out right after the ref hits the mat a third time). Sable then got up and left as Too Sexy sat in the middle of the ring by himself totally shocked.

"Can you smell what The Rock has cookin'?" The Rock came out to the ring with Team Corporate while Gates was there by himself. The bell rang and Gates charged the WWF champ. He backed him into the corner and began delivering kicks to The Rock’s sternem. Gates then whipped The Rock into the other corner. He charged for an avalanche but the Rock moved out of the way. The Rock then began to deliver the smack down on the Fantasy Brawl champ. Both men went outside where The Rock began beating on him some more. The Rock then grabbed the announcer’s head set and began slamming Gates’ head into the announcer’s table. “Here you go you trailer park piece of trash. You wish you were a bigshot like The Rock. You wish you were the most electrifying man in sport’s entertainment. But you’re not!” The Rock then pulled the headset off and began assaulting him some more. The match eventually went back in the ring. The Rock slammed Gates and then signaled for The Corporate Elbow. He ran back and forth and dropped the elbow right on Gates’ sternem. As the match went on Gates eventually got the upperhand. He assaulted The Great One with backbreakers, head to the knees, and headbutts. Then he signaled for The Bloody Corpse Backbreaker. McMahon began to get worried as it looked like his champ was about to lose, and if the WWF lost this match then they would lose the entire contest to Fantasy Brawl who was ahead by one win. Ken Shamrock distracted the ref as The Big Boss Man hit Gates over the head with his nightstick. The Rock then got up and delivered the Rock Bottom. He then told the ref to know his damn role as he covered Gates. One...Two...Three! McMahon was full of joy as his federation was able to make it a draw. Then Greg came out. “I don’t think the people want to see this end in a draw. Do you want this to end in a draw?" The crowd yelled "NO!" "For the tiebreaker, I challenge you, Vince, to a match.”Vince accepted the match with pompous glee.

The bell rang and Greg immediately took Mr. McMahon down with a double leg takedown. Not long after he had Vince down former commissioner Dan Mokan came running down to the ring with a chair. He took the ref out with the chair and then hit Greg over the head with the chair and started laughing at the man who fired him. But his parade soon ended as the immigration police soon came to ringside and took Dan Mokan away for good. Vince covered Greg but the ref was out. Team Corporate began to revive the ref. Suddenly, Brian Gates came down to ringside and attacked Team Corporate before they could wake the ref. He went after The Rock, but he was outnumbered. But not for long! The Jackers soon came to ringside as well. They attacked Team Corporate as Kane chokeslammed Gates. Soon more superstars from the WWF showed up as well as Fantasy Brawl. The ring became home to total chaos. Too Sexy got his revenge on Sable and knocked her out of the ring headfirst. Jackal and The Celtic Shaman doubleteamed Al Snow. Golga crushed Santa’s Lil’ Helper with his vertical splash. Mankind made Power Jack taste Socko once again. Hitman, although he had trouble walking, applied the Jackshooter to Golddust. Everyone was going at it. Slowly the numbers in the ring diminished as the superstars eliminated each other. Gates applied The Bloody Corpse Backbreaker to Mr. McMahon and Greg covered. The ref got up and began slapping the mat. One...Two...Three!

Stalin comes out to the ring in a brand new Russian tank as 5 brand new Russian Migs fly over the stadium. Look at this!?He's got a tank! And Jets! Stalin is fully decked out in Soviet commanders clothing. "As you all of you stupid capitalist pieces of scum can see I have spared no expense for my first ppv. I don't spend this much of my own money unless it is worth it. I can not wait to throw all of those stupid hoodlums over the top rope and watch them fall back to the ground. For I would not go through all this trouble unless I would win. So all of you should just go home now because you will not miss anything. I will just quickly despose of these inferior losers." Stalin will be one of our competitors in tonight's battle royal. The winner will take home the Internet Title.

What a very great match we just saw with two great athletes. What's this? The Jackers are walking in the hallway. They then ran into Sandman, who they quickly cornered. Money Man took him by the neck, lifted him in the air, and held him against the wall. Suicidal Tendancie then asked him "Why have you been talking trash about the Jackers and Crime Boss?" Sandman tried to get away. Crime Boss then started to punch him in the gut. MM finally dropped him and all of the Jackers began to stomp on him. They dragged him out to the parking lot. Suicide Warrior then picked up Sandman, flung him over his shoulder, and used him like a battering ram to slam his head into the brick wall, until he was bleeding. Crime Boss then remembered what Sandman did to him the previous week and took Sandman over to one of the Jackers limos and slammed the door continuously onto his head and finished him off with a Harlem Kill onto the ground. The Jackers then walked back into the arena and went into their dressing room.

The rules for this battle royal are simple.....to be eliminated, you must go over the top rope, and both feet must touch the floor.

It's been awhile since we've seen a battle royal here in Fantasy Brawl. Last year back in October or November we saw The Celtic Shaman take the gold. It came down to The Celtic Shaman and Brian Gates and The Shaman pulled off the win. Remember when Crime Boss came down to the ring and started pulling people out?A plan that backfired on the Jackers. The winner of this Battle Royal will take home the Internet Belt.

The match starts off with complete chaos. Angel of Death, Pit Bull, and Lone Wolf start beating away at Santa's Lil' Helper in the corner. Onslaught and Wyyldfire are beating each other close to the ropes. Slice and Too Sexy start battling it out, but Slice soon gets out of the tangle, and goes to help the others work on Santa's Lil' Helper. AOD, Pit Bull, and Lone Wolf forget about Lil' Helper suddenly, and begin to fight each other. Santa's Lil' Helper and Slice are alone in the corner. Jimmy Bean runs up and delivers a huge knee to the back of the Bacardi Kid, he then clotheslines the kid over the top rope, but Bacardi slides back in under the bottom rope....he's still in! Stalin takes a boot to the face from Panther, and Panther tries to clothesline Stalin over, but it's blocked. Santa's Lil' Helper is being beaten into submission by Slice. Slice lifts Santa's Lil' Helper up for the suplex, and vertical suplexes him right out of the ring......SANTA'S LIL' HELPER IS ELIMINATED.

Sandman and Stung are throwing punches at each other, and Hound Dog comes running in, and is double clotheslined by the two! Panther takes a kick to the midsection by Stalin, and Tireboard sees his chance. He runs at the tired Panther, but Panther lowers the head, and back body drops Tireboard over the top, and down to the floor! TIREBOARD IS ELIMINATED. Panther now goes after Wyyldfire, but Too Sexy gets in the way, and delivers a low blow. Pit Bull goes and runs over to Digger, but Digger nails him with a body block. Dean Love picks Pit Bull back up, and tries to toss him out of the ring, but he can't.

Jimmy Bean and Wyyldfire are battling it out with Hound Dog in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Bean gets knocked toward the ropes by Hound Dog, and he falls through, and is now on the apron. Wyyldfire takes control of Hound Dog. Sandman, AOD, and Slice are beating on Southern Injustice. SI can't take much more! Wyyldfire whips Hound Dog to the ropes, but Jimmy Bean, who is still on the apron, pulls down the top rope, and Hound Dog goes over. HOUND DOG IS ELIMINATED.

Onslaught comes over and takes out Slice. Slice retaliates with a few blows to the head. Stung and Pimpincass going at it in the corner, Stung looks ready to eliminate Pimpincass. Pit Bull and Too Sexy are teaming up on Stalin now. AOD has broken free to rest. Onslaught is trying to put Slice over the top. He almost has him! But right before he can get Slice completely over, Slice, grabs Onslaught's head, and pulls him over the top rope, and down to the floor. ONSLAUGHT IS ELIMINATED.

SI is recovering from a beating, and taking care of JimmyBean, alongside Digger. Bacardi Kid clotheslines Sandman. Pit Bull is being double teamed by Too Sexy and Dean Love. They try to toss him out, but Pit Bull barely hangs on. Pimpincass and Stung are exchanging shots by the ropes. Pimpincass throws a punch, it is blocked by Stung. Stung clotheslines Pimpincass over the top rope. PIMPINCASS IS ELIMINATED. Stung loves it! He taunts Pimpincass from inside the ring, but a very well rested Angel Of Death comes from out of nowhere, and nails Stung over the top. STUNG IS ELIMINATED. Stung and the pimp are now battling it out on the floor....but they're OUT!

Digger and SI now go to Pit Bull, they save him from Dean Love and Too Sexy, leaving JimmyBean behind to rest. Wyyldfire, Sandman, Panther, and Bacardi Kid are having a four way brawl in the corner. The Kid knocks Panther over, but Panther slides right back under the bottom rope to stay in. Slice knocks Wyyldfire through the ropes. JimmyBean sees his chance and runs to the ropes, knocking Wyyldfire off the apron. WYYLDFIRE IS ELIMINATED.

Too Sexy and Dean Love are staying together as a unit, they get away from SI and Digger. They now go beat on Angel Of Death. Lone Wolf and a very bruised Pit Bull are now getting it on. Lone Wolf knees him in the gut, then issues a face lift. Stalin and JimmyBean are taking care of Sandman. Love and Too Sexy whip AOD to the ropes, and follow him. When AOD springs off the ropes, Too Sexy and Dean Love do a team clothesline to take AOD over the top rope, and down to the floor. ANGEL OF DEATH IS ELIMINATED.

Digger rebounds from his fatigue, and goes after Lone Wolf. They are having a heated battle right here. Stalin runs in and breaks it up. Pit Bull gets away, and sees Slice kneeling by the ropes, he charges at Slice. Slice ducks, and Pit Bull goes over the top, and is on the apron. Slice gets up, and runs at Pit Bull. Pit Bull pulls down the top rope, and Slice goes flying over, hitting his head on the guardrail in the process. SLICE IS ELIMINATED.

Lone Wolf goes up to Digger, and pounds on him. SI doesn't like this, he comes in to help Digger. Lone Wolf turns, and knocks Southern Injustice clear over the top rope in rage. SOUTHERN INJUSTICE IS ELIMINATED. Ten men left!

Digger and Lone Wolf getting it on once again. Stalin and Panther battling it out. Pit Bull joins in the fight. Too Sexy and Dean Love are once again double teaming the Bacardi Kid. But The kid is fighting back. He has a lot of heart. He breaks away from the two, turns, and runs at them. Love and Too Sexy just stand in awe, as the kid issues a flying clothesline, taking both of them down. JimmyBean now kicks the kid in the back. Panther knocks Stalin over the ropes. Pit Bull kicks Panther over the ropes. And now Panther and Stalin are fighting on the apron!! Pit Bull runs to the ropes, comes back, and clotheslines them both off the apron. STALIN IS ELIMINATED. PANTHER IS ELIMINATED. Sandman nails Pit Bull from behind, nearly knocking him over the top.

Too Sexy is recovering, and instead of helping Dean Love up, he smartly goes to beat on Lone Wolf. Bacardi Kid is now stomping on Dean Love. I don't know how much more punishment Love can take. Sandman runs in to interrupt the battle between Lone Wolf and Too Sexy. Sandman pounds primarily on Lone Wolf. He now holds Lone Wolf for Too Sexy. Too Sexy takes a huge back up stride, and runs and executes a flying kick. But Lone Wolf moves, and he nails Sandman. The impact takes Sandman stumbling over the top rope, and out of the ring. SANDMAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

Digger, who had been taking a rest, goes back to work, and charges JimmyBean. Bean retaliates with a few punches, then tries a clothesline, but Digger blocks, and takes Bean down with one punch. Pit Bull runs and hits Digger from the backside. Digger looks angry. He turns around and lifts up Pit Bull, and tosses him right out of the ring. PIT BULL IS ELIMINATED. Bean and Too Sexy going at it. Dean Love is taking a break. The Bacardi Kid is working on Lone Wolf. Lone Wolf is down in the corner.

Too Sexy knocks JimmyBean to the mat, and begins to pose for his crowd. JimmyBean gets up, and attacks Too Sexy. Bacardi Kid is relentlessly kicking the already bruised Lone Wolf in the face. Dean Love is still taking a break. Too Sexy still poses, but JimmyBean comes over and dumps Rick McCulley over the top rope. TOO SEXY RICK MCCULLEY IS ELIMINATED. Even though out of the contest, McCulley makes a very sexy exit back to the locker room. Five men left! JimmyBean is now attacked by Lone Wolf, who is gaining momentum, and has fought away from the Bacardi Kid. Bacardi Kid looks for someone to fight. All of a Sudden, Digger is right in his face, and ddts him to the canvass. He picks the Bacardi Kid up, and tries to throw him out, but the kid is still hanging on. Bean and Lone Wolf are fighting all around the ring. JimmyBean knocks Lone Wolf into Digger, and the impact carries the Bacardi Kid over the top, and out of the ring. THE BACARDI KID IS ELIMINATED. Lone Wolf retaliates with a kick to the midsection, and as Dean Love still rests, Digger joins Lone Wolf in beating up Bean. Lone Wolf whips Bean to the ropes, and tries a clothesline. JimmyBean ducks, he thinks he has escaped, but there's Digger with a booming bulldog. He goes over to Lone Wolf and takes him down with a scoop slam. Lone Wolf gets back up, and he and Digger begin fighting again. JimmyBean gets back up, enraged, and charges at the two. He doesn't think Lone Wolf and Digger see him. At the last second, Lone Wolf and Digger lower their heads, and together, they back body drop JimmyBean over the top rope. JIMMY BEAN IS ELIMINATED.

Lone Wolf and Digger continue to fight for a few minutes. Dean Love beginning to get up. Lone Wolf grabs the upperhand, and tries to force Digger over the top. Digger is barely hanging on. Dean Love runs to the ropes, and comes back and splashes the two. Digger can't hold on. He falls from the top rope to the floor. DIGGER IS ELIMINATED. Dean Love, now bursting with energy, takes one blow, and knocks Lone Wolf over the top rope, and to the floor. Only one of Lone Wolf's feet hit the floor. Dean Love thinks he has won it! He is dancing and celebrating all over the ring. Not now Dean, you gotta finish him off. He asks the ring announcer for the belt, but he won't give it to him. He hasn't won the match, he can't have the belt yet. Dean Love goes over to the edge of the ring and yells at the belt bearer. Lone Wolf slowly hops back onto the apron on one foot. He gets back into the ring. The fans are going nuts. But Dean Love is still concentrated on the belt holder. Suddenly, Pappa Razzi makes his way down to the ring. Where've you been Pappa Razzi? You better do something, and fast! Pappa Razzi hops onto the apron and gets into the ring carrying the infamous autobiography. He approaches Lone Wolf from behind. But Lone Wolf turns around and sees him. Pappa Razzi holds his hand out and shakes his head begging Lone Wolf not to do anything. Lone Wolf grabbs Pappa Razzi and then ddt's him He can't do that! and throws him out of the ring while Dean Love is arguing with the belt holder. The crowd goes wild. Lone Wolf then runs up, and nails Dean Love with a right hook, then lifts him up. Gorilla Press!!!! He tosses The Celebrity Dean Love over the top, down to the floor, and both of Love's feet hit the ground. DEAN LOVE IS ELIMINATED. Lone Wolf has done it! The Mercenary has done it! Lone Wolf has won the Internet Title!!! I can't believe it! ...."Here is your winner, and NEW Internet Champion...........LONE WOLF!"

This match is up on top of the Sear's Tower. Whoever knocks the other off wins. The audience and announcer's watch it on the screen. I never thought we would ever see anything like this. With these two you never know what to expect. Both stables have tried to talk their men out of this but both refused to listen. 187 might be declared the Hardcore Champ but I can see either one of these two being given that honor as well.Now there is a net to catch them but it's still going to be an injurious fall.No doubt in my mind that someone's going to be seriously damaged when this one is over. NBK and Jackal are scoping out the barbwire around the area. They notice various potential weapons that could possibly be of service to them during the fight. They mutually decide to begin, because there is no ref. Jackal runs at NBK, but the killa' immediately floors him with a clothesline. While Jackal is on the ground, NBK rubs his face on the Barbed Wire! Jackal is already busted open! Jackal, after taking enormous pain, howls, and is able to knock NBK down, but it takes three drop kicks in a row. Jackal then delivers a pounce from all fours as NBK is attempting to get up. Jackal is now proceeding to kick NBK, trying to edge him off the top of the building. NBK finally realizes what is happening, and grabs Jackal's foot! He flings Jackal against a short fence of wire. Jackal is cut everywhere! Blood pouring from his wounds already! The monster regains his footing, and charges Jackal. Jackal moves though! NBK is running straight torwards the edge! He is able to stop though! He is teetering on the edge of the building! I don't know if he can hang on! Jackal sees this, and charges NBK. He's gonna knock him right off! NBK sees him at the last second, and sidesteps him. Jackal is going over! This is the end! NBK falls back, in relief and rests. Jackal is barely hanging onto the edge. He scrabbles back up, and drops an elbow to NBK. He drops another, but the killa' moves. Jackal busts his elbow open on the concrete! NBK is...laughing? Jackal is ticked! He runs at NBK, and spears him! They are rolling right torwards the edge! They're both going over! But Jackal quickly grabs a hold of the edge to hang on, and so does NBK. NBK is too big! He's slipping. NBK pulls one hand off to try to knock Jackal off, but Jackal escapes, and NBK loses his grip with the other hand! He is off! He is falling, falling, falling..........10 seconds later......falling, falling, falling....the fans outside the tower are now able to see him falling. The nets are secure.....and WHAM!!!!!!!! NBK's body slams into the netting. But the netting recoiled and flung NBK to the gournd! What carnage!? Jackal is on top of the building celebrating his survival in the most deadly match known to man! NBK is not moving, but who's surprised! Numerous E.R. specialists rush out of their ambulance. It takes seven men to lift Natural Born Killa' onto the gurney. They finally get him up, and ship him off. Still, no movement from the United States Champ.

At this time we're going to hear some words from the new Internet Champion, Lone Wolf. He's going to come down to the ring right now. As everyone awaited Lone Wolf's arrival, The SS's music began playing. What? The SS then came out along with Lone Wolf! Don't tell me...He did it!Lone Wolf has joined the SS! The group walked down to the ring. Lone Wolf then grabbed the mic. "Hey, yo! I want to thank everyone that has supported the Lone Wolf on his quest for the gold." The crowd was stunned. "I have made the decision to join the Sanitary Slaughter. To show my loyalty to the group I will now hand over the Internet Title to Panther." He just gave his title away!? Panther accepted the title and held it up. Sash then grabbed the mic. "Ladies and gentlemen, the new Fantasy Brawl Internet Champion....Panther!" Panther then hit Lone Wolf from behind with the belt. Lone Wolf went down and the whole SS began stomping on him. Good God! I can't believe this! Well, it looks like Lone Wolf just got his membership revoked. The SS left Lone Wolf broken on the mat and went back to the locker room.

Sash came down to the ring in his usual attire. He hopped onto the second rope and held his arms up to the fans. They all went crazy and cheered. This Sash sure is a charismatic figure here. Gorgeous Garry then came to the ring accompanied by Santa's Lil' Helper. Ding! Ding! Both men locked up. Sash put Garry in a headlock. Garry immediately threw him into the ropes and went for a clothesline. Sash ducked and got Garry on the rebound with a leg sweep. Sash then followed with an elbow drop. Sash sure is athletic. Look at that ridiculous Santa's Lil' Helper! And that stupid bag of presents.There may be something in there for Sash.I'll tell you what. If he tries any of his funny business with the SS you can guarantee he'll be in some trouble. Even more trouble then when Slice got a hold of him. Garry took Sash to the mat with a dropkick. Sash got up and Garry took him down again with another one. Garry then went for his submission hold, Everybody's Going Surfing. He stood on Sash's back and pulled up on his right arm and left leg. Sash was pretty close to the ropes so he didn't have much trouble breaking the hold. Gorgeous Garry has been one of our most successful athletes. He's been here since day one. Sash gained control. He Irish Whipped Garry into the corner and then climbe the first rope and began to deliver a series of punches. One...Two...Thee...Four...Five....(pause)....Six...Seven....Eight....Nine...Ten. The ref then made Sash break the hold. As Sash argued with the ref Garry got up and knocked the wind out of Sash with a knee to the midsection. Sash keeled over and Garry delivered a DDT and covered. One...Two...Thr...kickout. Garry continued to punish the SS member. He soon put Sash in a sleeper. Sash began to hammer Garry in the ribs with his elbow to break the hold. He soon got up and ran at the ropes and then came back and floored Garry with a clothesline. He then picked him up and bodyslammed The Gorgeous One. Sash then climbed to the top rope. Suddenly, Lone Wolf came down to the ring. What's this? Lone Wolf! Lone Wolf is here! Lone Wolf then busted Sash in the shin causing him to fall and landed on the corner groin first. Garry slowly made his way up and toward Sash as he sat there helpless. Garry then got a hold of Sash and Press Slammed him to the mat. Garry then synched a cradle. One...Two...Three! Wow! What a great match!

Now let me make sure I understand this. These two are going to fight at the circus? Center ring at the circus. We're gonna watch it on the screen. Just as the trapeze act was finished a mat was layed down on the center ring and ropes were put up. The two rings to the right and left contained jugglers and clowns putting on an act. A clown showed up in an oversized white and black striped shirt to ref this match. We Will Rock You played on the colliope as Mr. Smooth made his entrance. This is bizarre. Look at these two idiots. This will be Mr. Smooth's first match since his break and I'll tell you what, he looks like he's in fantastic shape. Mr. Showtime then made his entrance. Ding! Ding! Mr. Showtime was fast to attack the layed back Mr. Smooth. However, Sammy was able to counter with not much difficulty and soon flattened Mr. Showtime with a bodyslam. Mr. Smooth then began to do a little dance to the crowd as circus music played. Mr. Smooth then picked Showtime up and gave him a backbreaker. CRACK! Mr. Showtime stumbled towards the ropes. As Mr. Johnston went after him Showtime elbowed him in the gut and followed with a punch to the gut. He then clotheslined Mr. Smooth over the top rope. Showtime climbed to the top rope and jumped high into the air. He nailed Mr. Smooth with a flying forearm smash on his way down. Mr. Smooth stumbled over to the side ring where clowns were trying to catch a wild man. Showtime leapt at Mr. Smooth with a flying clothesline, but Smooth ducked and Showtime went right into the middle of the act. The clowns trampled over top of him as they ran toward a mound and did flips over it as they chased the wild man. Showtime finally got up only to be given a shoulder breaker by Smooth. Smooth then slammed him to the mat. As Showtime got up a clown got in his face and began to spray him in the face with a super soaker. Sammy then took the gun and broke it over Showtime's head. The clown then shoved Mr. Smooth for breaking his gun. Mr. Smooth apologized but the clown clotheslined him to the ground. Showtime then got up and began to stomp on Mr. Smooth. He then grabbed a jugglers boiling pin and struck Smooth over the head with it. He then covered. The clown ref got down to count. One...Two...the count was stopped because the act trampled over top of the two. Showtime argued with the clown ref. The clown tried to plead his case but Showtime wouldn't hear it. Showtime started to get aggressive with the clown so the clown pulled out a can of silly string and sprayed it all over Mr. Showtime. Showtime was blinded by the string as Mr. Smooth got to his feet. Mr. Smooth then grabbed Showtime by the neck and raised him into the air. He then looked up at him and said "Chug a Smoothie" and then chokeslammed him to the ground. Mr. Smooth went to cover but the Wild Man got in his way as he was trying to hide behind Mr. Smooth so the clowns couldn't catch him. Mr. Smooth then grabbed the Wild Man and gave him the DQ Smoothie as well. Sammy then covered Showtime. One...Two...Three!

This is going to be a geat match. Two of our biggest stars battling for the ultimate prize! Gates' music played and he came down to the ring. Then Crime Boss came to the ring accompanied by his music. The bell rang. Crime Boss immediately went after Gates. He rammed his knee into Gate's stomach. Then he began to hammer away on Gates' back. He followed with a snap mare. Then he leapt into the air for a splash, but Gates rolled out of the way. Crime Boss doesn't waste anytime at all in his matches. Gates was able to get out of the way at the last second. Both men got up and Gates took control. He began punching CB and backed him all the way into the corner and began ramming his shoulder into the Jacker. He then began hammering away on Crime Boss' head. Gates then threw CB to the mat and jumped from the ropes to deliver an elbow drop. Gates is insane! Gates then brought Crime Boss to the corner to for a turnbuckle smash. Crime Boss put his foot up and caught himself. Then he lifted Gates up and dropped him neck first on the ropes. Crime Boss then gave Gates a piledriver and covered.

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Crime Boss then set Gates up for the Harlem Kill. Gates was able to free himself. He then headbutted CB and shortclotheslined him to the mat. Brian then raised Gates in the air and powerbombed him. He covers

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Both men begin hammering away on each other. Gates rams Crime Bosses head into his knee. Crime Boss face rakes Gates. The two begin exchanging punches. They both begin bleeding but they keep pounding each other's faces in. This is a bloodbath! This is the most intense thing I have ever witnessed. These two are gonna kill each other! I think the Shaman and Power Jack better get out here and stop this match before it gets too out of hand! Suddenly, a hooded man comes out of the back and comes down to the ring. He stands outside the ring watching the match. Then he pulls his hood down. What!? It's Money Man! It was all a hoax! Gates is somewhat distracted and stares at Money Man. Gates then points at Money Man and issues a warning. Crime Boss then comes up behind Gates and delivers the Harlem Kill! He covers

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Thr--Jackal comes out from under the ring and pulls Crime Boss off. The ref doesn't see it. Money Man then gets a hold of Jackal and the two begin fighting. Hitman then comes down to the ring to punish the new US Champion. Money Man and Hitman double team Jackal. Meanwhile Crime Boss hammers on Gates in the ring. Soon The Shaman comes down to ringside to join in on the brawl. Crime Boss goes for an avalanche but Gates moves. Gates gains the momentum, but he's still hurting from the Harlem Kill. Gates begins to punch Crime Boss in the sternem. Crime Boss wobbles back. Gates picks him up and applies the Bloody Corpse Backbreaker! He covers

One...Lone Wolf comes down to the ring

Two...Lone Wolf jumps to the apron.

Two and a half...Lone Wolf gets in the ring, but The Shaman jumps in as well an blocks him before he can break the count.

Three!

As the Hitman was lying down for a good nights rest, there came a knock at his door. "Who could that be at this time of night?" said the hitman innocently. He approached the door and asked the person to identify himself. "This is your local florist, we have flowers for you." "For me?!!!!!" remarked the Hitman. He anxiously opened the door only to be greeted by Papa Razzi. Papa smacked him over the head with the flowers and shoved a box of chocolates down his throat. The thorns of the roses tore into Hitmans flesh and all the Hitman could say was a stifled "mphhhhhhhh!!" through the glob of chocolates wedged in his mouth. Just then Dean Love appeared from around the corner and Papa Razzi cheerily threw his autobiography to him as Dean Love applied a thundering Princess Die to the Hitman. "Now we're going to Washington to become stars." Dean chimed. They gathered the knocked out Hitman into a bag and put him into the trunk of Papa Razzi's Plymouth Fury as they headed out to the nations capital.

This one could be X rated.We've got a video here.This match took place last night and it was filmed.Like I said, an X rated match. Just wait till this one hits the market.Let's take a look. Too Sexy and Gorgeous Garry stood in the playhouse mansion amidst many scantily clad females. "You want a peice of The Sexy Champ", Too Sexy said to one of the ladies. Gorgeous Garry then clobbered him over the head from behind. Too Sexy went down and Garry pounced on him. He hammered away on the Sexy One. Garry brought him back to his feet, but Too Sexy kicked him in the gut. Too Sexy then went for a stunner but Garry slipped out and shoved Too Sexy into a herd of females. One of the females slapped Too Sexy in the face. Too Sexy stumbled back towards Garry and Garry scooped him up and bodyslammed him. Too Sexy began to crawl away to regain his composure. Garry followed him. Too Sexy took him down with a leg sweep. McCulley then delivered a low blow. Too Sexy then looked at the ladies and said "You won't be getting much from him." Too Sexy then began to stomp on the Showboater's head. Too Sexy then picked him up and snapmared him into a hot tub of ladies. However, Too Sexy got jealous and pulled Garry's soaked body from the tub and through it onto the floor. Too Sexy then got in the tub and began to flirt with the ladies but they all got out and left as he was being very obnoxiously vain and cocky. A look of confusion came on Rick's face as they all got out. Garry then delivered a leg drop onto the Sexy One. Water splashed everywhere. Garry then began to hold Too Sexy's head under the water. Garry eventually let him up and powerbombed him onto the ground. "I need CPR! I need CPR!", Too Sexy yelled to the women. Garry then stomped on his face. Too Sexy eventually got back to his feet. He hit Garry over the head with a lamp. Too Sexy then climbed a bookcase and delivered The Sexy Elbow to Garry. Garry lay on the ground motionless. Too Sexy was ready to cover him for the pin when he saw a big breasted women out of the corner of his eye. It looked like she was taking her top off. She was! Too Sexy got up to approach her. She gave him a mischevious look in her eyes. As Too Sexy was approaching her Garry got up and then rolled Too Sexy up for the pin. One...Two...Three! At first Too Sexy looked shocked after he was pinned, but he soon forgot about it and left with the women that distracted him. Garry was not left alone however, as many of the ladies saw his victory and left with him.

Pothead and Shagg 2 Dope are still working on AOD in the corner. They throw him over, and now AOD is trying to stay in it,....lying on the apron. Lone Wolf sees his chance. He runs over to Pothead and Shagg 2 Dope and clotheslines Pothead over. Smokey helps out and dropkicks 2 Dope over the top. POTHEAD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. SHAGG 2 DOPE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. 3 men left. AOD scrambles back into the ring. Smokey and Lone Wolf now team up on the Angel of Death.

What's this? Somebody is walking out from behind the curtain. And they have a broom! Who is this? .......an old woman???What the heck is this lady doing in the Fantasy Brawl Arena. She's storming to the ring. The three men don't notice her, and continue to brawl. John Smokey and Lone Wolf have forgotten about AOD and are beating each other up in the corner. Who is this old woman??? She is coming into focus.....we can hardly see her face. Oh! I know her!! That's.........Bone Breaker's Aunt!!What's she doing here? She sprints into the ring with her broom. She smacks AOD over the head with the broom and whacks him with it again causing him to go over the ropes. ANGEL OF DEATH IS ELIMINATED. Smokey and Lone Wolf are still in their own battle by the ropes. The woman walks over to them and ....double clotheslines them with the broom over the top??? WOW!!! SMOKEY AND LONE WOLF ARE ELIMINATED!! Bone Breaker's Aunt has just thrown three men over the top!! What the heck is going on here?Does this mean she's the new leader of the Outsiders?

The newest member of The Threat brings his traditional jar of scorpions to the ring, but is assaulted the second he slides in. SI picks him up, and hammers him back down to the mat with a clothesline. SI whips Stung to the ropes, and lowers his head. Stung leap frogs over him, and keeps going, when he comes back, he is met by a hip toss from SI. SI puts Stung in an arm bar, but it is uneffective. Stung quickly breaks the hold, and kicks SI in the midsection. He delivers a huge piledriver! He covers SI.....1...shoulder up! He picks SI up, and rams his head into the turnbuckle....once....twice..three times. SI is dazed! Stung gets up top! He attempts a cross body block...but Southern Injustice catches him in mid air, and powerslams him to the canvass! What impact! Stung got the wind completely knocked out of him. SI is now going for a figure four, but Stung frantically kicks him away. Stung gets back to his feet, and runs at SI. SI is ready with a face rake. This stuns Stung, as he stumbles back. SI runs at him, but Stung moves out of the way, and SI runs straight into the turnbuckle! WOW! Stung kicks him in the back, and delivers a death drop....that's it! He covers SI......1.......2....foot on the bottom rope! Stung is ticked! He gets up and yells at the referee! SI is slowly recovering. Stung finally realizes that he has to get back to business, and he attacks Southern Injustice again, this time, with a right fist. SI is hurt! Stung runs at SI, but SI counters with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker! What a counter! SI now locks on the figure four leg lock! Stung is in trouble! It is only a matter of seconds before he taps out from the pain. The winner is Southern Injustice, however, not a very impressive victory for the southerner. SI is celebrating on the top turnbuckle, and Stung is recuperating. He goes for that jar of scorpions! Oh no! Stung races over, and knocks SI off the turnbuckle. He opens the jar, and lets the scorpions crawl all over Southern Injustice! He is screaming in pain! Finally, security guards came out to exterminate the creatures, and SI is taken away to the hospital.

White House Lawn Match: Dean Love vs Hitman

These two men went right onto the white house lawn along with a ref and went at it. Hitman started out delivering forearm shots to Love's back. He then snapmared him to the grass. He then picked him up and delivered a perfectly executed backbreaker. At this time Pappa Razzi began taunting Hitman. Hitman turned around and approached him. Dean Love then got up and nailed Hitman from behind with a doubleaxe handle. He then punched Hitman in the sternem as he turned around and and then body tackled him to the ground. He got up and began to stomp on Hitman. At this time white house officials began to look out the windows wondering what's going on. Hitman regained control of the match. He delivered a leg drop to the Celebrity. Just as he was about to apply the Jackshooter white officials pulled him off and broke the fight up. A news car arrived at this time too. The newsman got and began interviewing Pappa Razzi while the camera man got footage of the two being broken up as well as Pappa Razzi telling the newsman what a great athlete Dean is. The newsman then went to Interview Hitman to which he replied "Jack it!" then shoved the camera out of his face.

This match came about because The Haunt had been leaving harrassing messages on Wyyldfire's message board. Joey came down to the ring determined to take it to The Haunt. Wyyldfire waited in the ring as The Haunt's organ music played. Strangely, The Haunt didn't show up. Wyyldfire stood in the ring and held his hands out wondering why The Haunt wasn't there. The Haunt's music played again but still no Haunt. Wyyldfire then got out of the ring and headed back to the locker room as it seemed The Haunt would not show. As Wyyldfire was walking up the steel ramp The Haunt popped out of the curtain with a chair and a large sack. He then smacked the chair over Wyyldfire's head. Then he picked Wyyldfire up and gave him the Widdershins slam on the steel ramp. Then he brought Wyyldfire into the ring and pulled a blanket and pillow out of the sack. He put Wyyldfire's head on the pillow and put the blanket over him. Then he took the chair and began to bludgeon him with it. Soon Hitman's music came on and The Haunt made his escape.

Digger was supposed to be going against Wolf for the Internet Title, but the SS screwed Lone Wolf out of the title on Monday. Digger was in control early. He backed Lone Wolf into the corner and began delivering solid punches to the midsection and sternem. Lone Wolf raked Digger's eyes and got away. Then he ran at the ropes and came back and hurricanrana'd Digger to the mat. Digger got up and Lone Wolf nailed him with a drop kick. The agile Lone Wolf then climbed the ropes and went for a shooting star press, but Digger moved out of the way. Digger then got up and began to give the usual treatment of stomping on his opponent with his combat boots. The Digger fans in the audience started cheering when they saw this. However, Lone Wolf seemed to be the bigger fan favorite as the arena erupted into cheers as Lone Wolf regained control and set Digger up for the Tornado DDT. At this time Crime Boss' music began playing and he came down to the ring with a chair and smacked the ref over the head with it as Wolf was applying the Tornado DDT. Crime Boss then smashed Lone Wolf with the chair. Crime Boss then began to help Digger get up. As he was doing this The Bacardi Kid's music began playing. The crowd went nuts as one of the most charismatic superstars in Fantasy Brawl came down to the ring and double clotheslined the two Jackers as Crime Boss was helping Digger get up. Bacardi then began to stomp on both of them. Crime Boss made his way to his feet and got a hold of TBK. After delivering several shots to the midsection with his knee Crime Boss set him up for the Harlem Kill. But Lone Wolf jumped from the top rope and nailed him with a double axehandle. Digger finally made his way to his feet and the four men began going out. The ref then awoke up to see the chaos the had broke out and called for the bell.

This certainly was an intersting match as Too Sexy teamed with Hitman. Too Sexy started out for the two former US Champs against Mr. Showtime. Too Sexy assaulted Showtime with flying dropkicks, elbow drops, and forearm smashes before tagging The Hitman. Hitman came in and began stomping on the downed Showtime. He brought him to his feet and nailed him with a neckbreaker. Showtime soon tagged Southern Injustice. Hitman swung at SI, but he ducked and took Hitman down with a leg sweep. Southern Injustice then followed with an elbow drop. He then brought Hitman to his feet but Hitman was able to raise Southern Injustice in the air and atomic dropped him. Hitman then floored him with a short clothesline and tagged Too Sexy. Rick McCulley immediately pounced on The leader of The Clique. Hitman then put his boot on the rope and Too Sexy flung Southern Injustice's face into it. Southern Injustice went right to the mat and Too Sexy climbed the ropes. McCulley went for a frog splash but Southern Injustice rolled out of the way. Southern Injustice then made it to his corner to tag Showtime. Too Sexy was reaching to tag Hitman but Showtime kicked him in the side before he could. Showtime then scooped him up and slammed him to the mat. Showtime the climbed the toprope and went for a splash. He nailed him with it and went for the cover. One...Two...kickout. Showtime then threw Too Sexy into the ropes. Too Sexy ducked an attempted clothesline and came back at Showtime with a dropkick. Too Sexy then tagged Hitman. Hitman picked Showtime up delivered a suplex resembling The Perfect Plex. One...Two...kickout. Hitman then delivered a cracking backbreaker. He layed Showtime on the mat and then climbed the ropes. Hitman then delivered a shooting star press or a Jack Shooting Star Press as he refers to it and covered. One...Two...Three!

As 187 was walking in the hall with his hardcore belt a figure came from behind and smacked him over the head with a bamboo cane. It was Sandman! Sandman then began stomping on his head and grabbed the Hardcore Title and made a run for it. So that's who's been stealing people's titles. As Sandman was going down the hall Digger saw him with 187's hardcore title and tried to stop him, but Sandman tossed him to the side and kept running, but unfortunately he ran into Zeratul who saw the belt and had been looking for his own belt which was stolen last week. Sandman was cornered between the two. He nailed Zeratul with the belt and tried to run over him but Digger had already got a hold of him. Digger and Sandman went at it. Soon Zeratul got up and he and Digger doubleteamed Sandman. 187 soon came down and things were looking pretty bad for sandman, that is until The Celtic Shaman and Jackal came to the site. A huge brawl broke out. Later on Sandman was ordered by the commissioner to return the belts he had stolen. After he returned the belts Santa's Lil' Helper approached him and pulled a plastic belt out of his bag of presents and gave it to Sandman. Sandman smashed it over Lil' Helper's head.

Gorgeous Garry and Lone Wolf vs. Sash and Sandman

Lone Wolf started out the match against Sash. Sash went for a spear, but Lone Wolf got out of the way. Sash tried to get up, but Lone Wolf kicked him down and went for the camel clutch. Sash pulled his hair and Lone Wolf releases his hold. Lone Wolf whipped him in the turnbuckle where Gorgeous Garry was. Both men started hammering on Sash. Sandman got in and punched Lone Wolf in the back. The ref started yelling at Sandman telling him to get back in his corner. While the ref was distracted by him, lone Wolf and Garry were hammering away on Sash. Sash had a cut above his left eye that was really looking bad. The ref turned back around to focus his attention on the match. Lone Wolf tagged in Gorgeous Garry. Garry put Sash’s head on the ropes and started to choke him. Sash began to gag. The ref yelled at Garry to get off. Gorgeous yelled at the ref and pulled Sash back to the center of the ring. Gorgeous Garry went for a hurricanruana, but sash countered with a huge power bomb! Sash began to choke him and cussed at him. Lone Wolf got in, but Sash noticed him in time and gave him a side walk slam. Sash was looking impressive. Sash delivered a choke slam to both guys at one time. The crowd was loving it. Lone Wolf got back in his corner, and Sash tagged in Sandman. Sandman went right to work on the Gorgeous Garry’s shoulder. He applied the chicken wing. Garry was moaning in pain. Sash was in the corner nursing his cut on his head. Garry finally got Sandman off of him by kicking him in the nuts. Garry and Sandman got to their feet and tied up. Sandman tried to kick him, but Gorgeous Garry grabbed his foot and knocked him down. Garry got him up on his shoulders and Lone Wolf went to the top ropes. Lone Wolf dove off and clothes lined him right off of Garry’s shoulders, making him land on his neck. Garry went for the cover. 1…2…3! Sash got back in and gave a double under hook suplex to Gorgeous Garry, and a belly to back suplex to Lone Wolf. Sash was mad and helped Sandman backstage.

Bridge Match:Joey Wyyldfire vs. Bacardi Kid (this match was not televised)

The object of this match is to knock your opponent off the bridge. This was a close match all the way. Bacardi Kid speared Wyyldfire at the beginning, but Wyyldfire got up and DDTed him to the concrete. He went for a leg drop, but Bacardi Kid got out of the way. Both men lay there. Soon they both got up and started to brawl. Bacardi Kid landed and blocked more and wore out Wyyldfire. He set him up for a snap mare, but Wyyldfire slipped out and started to choke him. Bacardi kid slowly got up and started to slip, so Wyyldfire lowered his arms around BK's waist and turned the hold into a bear hug that squeezed the life out of him. Bacardi Kid was wearing out. After a few crushing minutes, Bacardi Kid got out of the hold and started hammering away on the face of Wyyldfire. He went for another snap mare, but Wyyldfire once again reversed and gave him a belly-to-back suplex. Wyyldfire then went for an elbow drop but Bacardi moved. Both men got up and BK had control. After delivering several shots to the sternem Bacardi Kid went for a hurricanrana, but Wyyldfire did not allow him to take him to the ground and held him in the air ready to deliver a powerbomb. Wyyldfire then ran to the edge of the bridge and powerbombed BK off! BK fell into the river below. A rescue team searched for his body but were unable to find it. They will continue to search thoughout the card.

Ickeez attacked Stung with a very aggressive and unorthodox style. He smashed Stung with an avalanche then scooped him up for a bodyslam and crushed him with it. He then picked Stung off the mat for a bear hug but before he could Stung head-and-arm tossed him to the mat. Stung followed with an elbow drop and immediately went for the scorpion deathlock, but Ickeez quickly got to the ropes. Both men were on their feet. Stung swung at Ickeez but Ick ducked and picked Stung on and slammed him feet first on the mat. As Stung was wobbing Ickeez brought him to the turnbuckle and began to pound Stung's head into it. CONK! CONK! CONK! CONK! CONK! As Stung was dazed the Bastard Son picked him up and cracked him with a backbreaker. Ick then climbed the second rope and went for a leg drop, but the Scorpion Admirer rolled out of the way. Stung then slipped out of the ring and grabbed Ick by the ankles and began slamming his knee into the ringpost repeatedly. Stung then got back into the ring and climbed to the top rope. He jumped for a frog splash........and nailed him with it! Stung then went to get his infamous jar of pets. The ref shook his finger at him but Stung ignored him. Suddenly, Anarchy's music began playing. He came down to the ring on a ripcord and landed behind Stung. He then gave Stung an inverted DDT. The ref called for the bell and dq'd Ickeez. Anarchy continued to pound on Stung. Ickeez slowly got up and helped with the assault. Then anarchy grabbed Stung's jar of scorpions and dumped them in a pile on the mat. Anarchy then raised his foot in the air over the critters. Stung raised his head and was horrified to see that his pets were about to be squashed on the bottom of Anarchy's boot. Just as his boot was lowering Jade Flair and Vegas Beefcake slid under the ropes and attacked Anarchy and Ickeez. As the four brawled Stung collected his scorpions and put them back in the jar.

"Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit played and Digger came down to the ring on his skateboard and sported a bowling shirt that said "Gutter Punks". Then, "Bitch, You Know What I Want", followed by Master P's "Bout It, Bout It" was heard and Panther came down to the ring with the title. The bell rang and Digger face raked Panther. He then caught him with an atomic drop after which he Irish whipped him into the corner. Digger then jumped at him boot first. Panther moved and Digger's groin hit the turnbuckle. Panther looked at him and said "Bitch, you know what I want" and began to hammer on him in the corner. Panther then whipped digger into the other corner and Digger hit so hard that he fell to the mat. Panther then picked him up and gave him a backbreaker. As Digger lay on the mat Panther delivered a knee drop. Panther then climbed the ropes and went for a flying headbutt, but Digger moved out of the way. Both men slowly got up. Panther swung at Digger but The Moon Stompin' Marauder ducked and soon bulldogged Panther to the mat. He then looked at the crowd and everyone knew what time it was. Digger began to stomp away on Panther with his combat boots. Panther is in a world of trouble. The SS and The Jackers are probably the two strongest groups here in Fantasy Brawl. As you can see by this match they both have recruited some great athletes. Both these men came into Fantasy Brawl at about the same time. Digger was Hound Dog's partner and they almost won the tag team tournament for the title.Panther regained control. He doubleaxehandled Digger from the top rope. As Digger was stumbling he clutched him by the neck and gave him his signature chokeslam and covered. One...Two...Three! What a great match!

We're starting out with a bang tonight. NBK makes his return. A few weeks ago he was knocked off the top of the Sear's Tower by Jackal and ended up in a coma for a few weeks. Zeratul's music began playing and he headed to the ring. Suddenly, two figures could be seen behind him. That's Dean Love and Pappa Razzi! Dean Love and Pappa Razzi ran after Zeratul. Zeratul heard them coming and turned around, only to be greeted by getting smacked in the face by Pappa Razzi with an Oscar Trophy that said "Best Director: Steven Speilberg". Dean Love then immediately slapped a sleeper on the former two time IC Champ. Zeratul eventually went uconscious. What's the meaning of this!? For some reason Dean Love and Pappa Razzi have attacked Zeratul.I'm not sure why but I'm liking it. The camera followed Dean and Pappa as they dragged Zeratul out of the arena. Up on the screen they could be seen heading to their car. "Good one Dean. Now let's put him in the trunk." What? The two stuffed Zeratul in the trunk and then sped off. Where are they taking him? Where are they taking Zeratul?

"The Shaman's haunting Uielleaen Bagpipe music began playing and he came out to the ring and grabbed the mic. For only thirty dollars I will give you a psychic reading in this very ring. Do I have any takers?" A female in her twenties entered the ring and gave him thirty dollars. "Ok, just relax while I clear my mind....OK, let me focus in on your aura....My God! I have never seen such a loser before! You are so pathetic, according to your aura that is. I see you sitting around on your soon to be fat ass eating Bon Bon's. Let me get a closer look...Man, the more I scan your aura the more I see how pathetic you are. Let's take a lot at your future...Hmm, YOU HAVE NO FUTURE! You're never going to make anything out of your life." At this time the women was in tears. The Shaman kept ranting about how pathetic she was. Suddenly, Mr. Smooth's music began playing and Mr. Smooth came out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheered loudly as he went down to the ring. He got in the ring and attacked Shaman from behind. Hey, he's interfering with the Psychic reading!Thank God. Then he grabbed The Celtic Shaman by the neck with one hand and grabbed the mic with his other. "Looks like I'm going to have to smooth this operation up." Then he tossed the mic to the side and raised the same in the air. "Chug a Smoothie," he said then chokeslammed The Shaman to the mat. He can't do that! The Shaman was just trying to do his job.Apparently, Mr. Smooth didn't think he was doing too good of a job. Mr. Smooth then helped the young lady out of the ring.

Jade Flair was in his locker room when he heard a knock on the door he opened the door and found a big box. Suddenly the box popped open and Captain Smee popped out! He went surprised Flair and went after him, but Stung and Vegas Beefcake soon came to Flair's aid and the three took care of Captain Smee. Later on Black Flag heard a knock on their door. They opened it and founnd the box. The opened it and saw a battered Captain Smee.

Toilet Bug brought a whoopie cushion into the ring and showed it to Tireboard appearing to be friendly. Then he squeezed it and a load of air and salt went into Tireboard's face. While Tireboard was blinded Toilet Bug took a big chance and climbed the ropes. He then went for a side twisting moonsault spin. He nailed him! Tiredboard tried his best at the beginning of this match to keep Toilet Bug down by kicking out his knees. Toilet Bug grabbed his last kick and threw him down. He jumped on him and started with the right hands on Tiredboard’s head. Then he climbed the ropes and delivered a side twisting moonsault spin! After that he whipped Tiredboard into the ropes and went for a clothesline but Tiredboard ducked and gave him a swinging DDT. Fantasy Brawl's Smelliest Wrestler was hurting, but Tiredboard wasn’t feeling much better. Both men got up and started to brawl. Toilet Bug grabbed his arms and started head butting him. Tiredboard’s face was bleeding. Toilet Bug swung him across the ropes and dropped kicked him. Tiredboard hurried to his feet and kick him in the mid section, and planted him with a vertical suplex. Toilet Bug laid on the mat hurting in pain. Tiredboard went for the cover. 1…2 …… KICK OUT! The Smelly One threw him off and gave him a swinging neck breaker. Toilet Bug then signaled for The Final Flush and the crowd went wild. After applying it he got the victory. After the match he picked up his toilet plunger and whacked Tireboard over the head with it as he was getting up.

This has been a very heated feud. All the men started to brawl with each other in the ring when the bell rang. Stung and Vegas Beefcake got Anarchy up in a double suplex, while Flair was fighting off Lab Rat and Ickeez. The ref eventually got the illegal men out and Lab Rat and Stung started out the match. Stung was struggling against the rookie from the start. Lab Rat landed many punches on him and whipped him across the ring into the ropes and landed a big boot to the face. Stung scrambled to the corner and tagged in Flair. Flair went and shoulder tackled Lab Rat into the turnbuckle. He went to the top ropes and went for a double under hook suplex. Lab Rat was wearing out quickly and Jade Flair whipped him into his corner. All three Threat members started to beat on him. The ref broke it up and Lab Rat got enough energy to get to get a tag on Anarchy. What the heck? Captain Smee came out and grabbed Stung’s jar of scorpions and took off. Stung saw him and ran backstage after him. Anarchy didn’t help the rookie team much as Flair gave a brain buster and a DDT to him. Anarchy tried to get a tag, but Flair went for the cover. 1…2…. Ickeez ran in and broke up the pin. The ref started yelling at him to get back in his corner. Vegas Beefcake wasted no time in getting a chair as Flair held Anarchy. The Fat Man went for a home run swing on Anarchy, but Anarchy ducked and the chair nailed Flair over the head. Flair dropped to the ground. Anarchy then delivered a ghetto blaster to Beefcake and knocked him out of the ring. Anarchy then covered and Ickeez signaled for the ref to turn around. One...Two...Three! As Black Flag celebrated their victory Flair slowly made his way to his feet. He did not look very happy as he stared at Beefcake. The two then got in an argument and started getting physical but the ref got in the middle and broke it up. Flair then went back to the locker room by himself.

Miss America and Too Sexy started the match in an argument. Too Sexy called her a bitch and Miss America slapped his pretty face. The crowd started laughing. Miss America gave the surprised Too Sexy a DDT. She started scratching Too Sexy’s face until he started to bleed. Man those scratches are deep.Ref, make her stop. Those nails are illegal weapons. They could leave permanent scars. She started pulling his hair. Too Sexy was screaming in pain and anger. His Sexy hair was all over the mat. Too Sexy soon had enough of this and got up and body slammed Miss America. The crowd booed and called him a coward. He yelled back at the crowd, and gave them the finger. Miss America got back up and kicked him in the nuts. Too Sexy’s face got red. She’s going for the Sable Bomb. Wait! Too Sexy counters with a back body drop. He picks her up and gives her the Sexy DDT! 1…2….3! Too Sexy wins and stands over Miss America and starts posing and squatted down so that his crotch was about a foot from her face.

The Haunt and SI tied up. SI kicked him in the growing and gave him a DDT. Southern Injustice pulled him up and went for a German Suplex, but The Haunt countered with what appeared to be a mix between a ddt and a facebuster. The Haunt then picked him up and put him in a dragon sleeper. Southern Injustice was able to weasel his way out. The Haunt then began to deliver backhand smacks to his face after which he whipped him into the ropes and clotheslined him over the ropes. Both men started fighting outside the ring. SI threw him into the announcer’s table and started bashing his head on it. SI picked him up on the announcer’s table and gave him a piledriver. The Haunt was bleeding badly on his face. SI picked him up off the broken table and went for a Irish Whip into the guardrail, but the Haunt reversed the whip and SI went crashing into the guardrail and flipped over into the crowd. He grabbed SI and rolled him back in the ring, but The Haunt grabbed a chair before he got back in. WHACK! The Haunt smashed the chair over his head. Why the heck did he do that? The Haunt is in his own world. The ref saw it and called for the bell. The winner of this match in result of disqualification……….. Southern Injustice!

Fifi came out barking and couldn’t quite make it in the ring. Jackal had to come out and put him in. Stalin stood in Pimp's corner. Pimp appeared to not want to fight the dog. Stalin told him to waist no time in destroying it. Suddenly, Fifi jumped out of the ring and went after Stalin. Stalin was about to lay the smack down on the dog when Pimpincass stepped in and talked him out of it. Stalin understood that Pimp wanted to be the one to take care of the dog and allowed Pimp to pull the dog away. Then Pimp turned around and shortclotheslined Stalin to the ground! What? Jackal then came over and both Jackal and Pimpincass began stomping on him. They rolled Stalin in the ring and Pimpincass gave him the Pimp Drive. Pimpincass and Jackal then celebrated in the ring. Pimp then grabbed the mic and called a girl from the crowd to get in the ring. The girl looked flattered. "Do you really think your so special just cause I called you up here? You're not any better than my hoes. Actually, you're worse because I can't make any money off you!" Pimpincass has just turned on The Evil Empire to join the SS, and on top of that he humiliated a young lady! Ha! Ha! That's not funny, that's terrible.

Digger and Mr. Smooth started to beat on Menace as he slid in the ring to start the match. Mr. Smooth picked him up into a power bomb and Digger helped by slamming Menace’s head to the mat as Mr. Smooth’s power bomb went down. Digger got on top of Menace and went for the pin. 1….2… Mr. Smooth pulled him off. Digger started arguing with him, then slapped him across the face. Mr. Smooth retaliated with a neck breaker. Menace got back up and helped Mr. Smooth assault Digger. Menace picked Digger up and gave him a snap suplex. As soon as Digger’s back hit the mat, he was meeted with a big elbow from the top ropes by Mr. Smooth. Mr. Smooth got up and gave the unaware Menace a DDT. Mr. Smooth went for the cover on Menace. 1..2…Kick out! Digger got up and gave the camel clutch on Mr. Smooth while he was still on Menace. Menace kicked him off and clotheslined Digger off of him. Menace picked Digger up and gave him a chokeslam. Mr. Smooth got up and tried to spear Menace, but Menace caught him in the air and gave him a power bomb. Digger got back up and drop kicked Menace. Menace was down and both men began to kick him. They both began to give him leg drops. It appeared that Mr. Smooth was bouncing off the ropes to give a drop kick to Menace, but instead clotheslined Digger and went for the cover on the hurt Menace. 1..2…KICK OUT! Digger got up and kneed Mr. Smooth in the back. They began to throw haymakers while Menace got up and regained some strength. Digger whipped Mr. Smooth across the ring, but only to go into Menace’s arms! Uh oh, here comes the Countdown to Carnage! Bam! Mr. Smooth was out cold! Digger went for a cross body block on Menace, but he caught him and gave him the Countdown to Carnage! Menace then covered Digger. 1…….2…..3! Menace wins!

These two men have been exchanging a lot of words the past week. Showtime beat Psychosomatic last week,but it was apparent that Psychosomatic was not in proper shape for the match. He promises a true fight tonight, but it will be under Mr. Showtime's rules. The two men entered a cage that contained barbwires where the ropes would normally sit. The barbwires were special in that they shocked whoever touched them. There was a chair in the ring as well as a bag of thumbtacks. The Hardcore Technician immediately attacked Psychosomatic. It soon looked like Mr. Showtime would get another blowout victory, however, Psychosomatic soon stunned The Hardcore Technician with a clothesline that landed right on his Adam's apple. Psychosomatic then showed everyone what a man on electic barbwires looks like as he threw Showtimes body into the charged wires. Showtime shook frantically before escaping. Psychomatic then picked up the bag of tacks. Showtime immediately got up and executed a drop kick into the bag of tacks causing them to go in Psychosomatic's face. Psychosomatic hit the ground Showtime hit a leg drop causing his boot to land on the tacks pushing them further into Psychosomatic's face. The match rolled on for awhile with both men making minced meat out of each other. The hardcore technician nailed Psychosomatic with a piledriver. He then jumped up onto the cage wall and launched himself off for a splash. One...Two...Kickout. Showtime then went to give Somatic an electric jolt, but Somatic countered and once again threw Mr. Showtime into the electric barb wires. This time the shock caused his nose to start bleeding. Showtime would not give in as he came back at the bloodied Psychosomatic with a clothesline, but Psychosomatic countered once again. He picked Showtime up and threw him back at the wires, but Showtime reached up and pulled himself on the cage wall suffering only a small shock in his right foot. Psychosomatic jumped up after him. Both men were on the wall. Then they began to go at it, but both could not fight and hang from a wall at the same time and they both fell onto the electric wires groin first! They both hit the canvas. Psychosomatic landed on his back and Mr. Showtime landed chest first. Both men were down and out. Mr. Showtime had just enough energy to reach his arm out and put it over Psychosomatic's sternem. One...Two...Three!

The screen lit up and Zeratul, Dean Love, and Pappa Razzi were seen in the house where Psycho was filmed. Pappa Razzi was holding a camera and Dean was looking in a mirror and brushing his hair. Love had challenged Zeratul to this match not long ago. Zeratul never thought he would be abducted! Pappa Razzi held a camera and rang a large bell signaling for the match to begin. Razzi then untied Zeratul but not until after Dean got a few good shots. It was not long before Zeratul got up and was making the Celebrity pay. He grabbed Dean by his black pompadour and smacked his face into the wall. A look of horror was soon seen on Dean's face but was soon no longer in view as Zeratul decked him to the ground with a Savate kick. Pappa Razzi then put the camera on himself and started doing commentary. He put the camera on himself so that the match could not be seen and began talking about how Dean was destroying Zeratul, when in reality it was Zeratul who was mopping the floor with The Celebrity. When Dean regained control Pappa Razzi's camera went back to the match. Dean roundhouse kicked Zeratul to the ground and the put his knows on both sides of Zeratul and began to deliver a series of punches to the face. Dean then went for a backbreaker but Zeratul got out and got back in control. Pappa Razzi put the camera back on his face and began commentating. Dean Love finally got the ball back in his court and delivered a couple chops to Zeratul's sternem and set him up for another backbreaker and this time he nailed it. "We must take a break to hear a word from our sponsors, " Pappa Razzi said. He then put the camera down and faced it to the side. Razzi then tossed the autobiography to Dean Love and he smacked Zeratul over the head with it. Razzi then picked the camera back up as Dean covered. Since there was not ref since this was not an official match Razzi yelled out the count. "One...Two...Three! And your winner, DEAN LOVE!!!" Dean Then held his hands up and the two celebrated the victory. Wait, a minute, there was no ref in there. That's not a real win.Are you sure. I'm almost positive I saw one in the corner of the room.

Brian Gates came to the ring by himself. Thanatos was waiting in the ring wearing a black skintight suit and a black tight mask. Gates waisted no time in attacking this rookie, but surprisingly Thanatos soon had control. The huge Thanatos picked Gates up and slammed him in the corner. This Thanatos sure is big. Many people don't like the idea that he got a title shot but I'm somewhat impressed so far. Thanatos crunched Gates with an avalanche causing him to fall to the floor. Thanatos brought Gates to his feet and began ramming his head into his knee. Then he delivered an atomic drop. I don't understand. Thanatos is a rookie but he doesn't look like he's having too much trouble. Thanatos then grabbed Gates by the neck for a choke slam. But Gates slipped out and put Thanatos in an armbar. Gates twisted the big man's arm putting him in much pain. Thanatos struck at Gates with his other arm but Gates dodged and then kneed Thanatos in the gut. Thanatos keeled over and Gates hacked away on his back. Gates then went for a stunner but Thanatos picked him up and delivered another atomic drop. This match waged on. Thanatos used his strength and Gates used his boldness and brutality. Suddenly, Thanatos started to go somewhat crazy. He began jumping up and down shaking the ring, then he charged Gates and speared him to the ground. Gates soon ended Thanatos' rage by dodging an elbow drop and putting the big man in an ankle lock. Thanatos was in much pain. Then he began dragging his body, along with Gates attached, to the ropes. I must say, Thanatos is giving Gates a better match then I thought he would. The carnage continued as Thanatos showed everyone that whether he won or lost this match he definitely had potential in Fantasy Brawl. Late in the match. Thanatos grabbed Gates by the neck for a choke slam. Gates again slipped out, but Thanatos got a hold of him again and picked him up upside down and delivered the Killa Krusifiction! That's NBK's move! Thanatos covered. One...Two...Two and half...Three! A rookie has just won the belt! This is amazing. I never thought-- Thanatos stood up and grabbed his mask. He then pulled it off to reveal.........NBK!

"Two Joints" by Sublime began playing and Sandman came down to ringside with his potent bamboo cane. And his partner...187's theme began playing. 187 came out with a new look. He wore all black and an all black mask and his eyes appeared to be glowing red. What on Earth? What does he have under that mask making that glow? And their opponents...A slow, gothic organ sound began playing and everyone saw The Haunt was coming out in his white clothes and dyed long white hair as well as white face paint. And his partner...Dean Love's theme began playing and he came out with Pappa Razzi. Pappa Razzi's brow wrinkled in worry as Dean Love made him go before him as they got closer to The Haunt. Both appeared to be somewhat afraid of him. Apparently Dean Love and Pappa Razzi are afraid of The Haunt.I'd be afraid too if I was Dean. There's no telling how that freak will act towards a celebrity. The match started out with The Haunt facing Sandman. The Haunt used several quick backhand slaps and eventually slid by Sandman's feet and slapped him in the face as he bent over. It wasn't long before Sandman got a hold of The White Bizarro and took control. Sandman and 187 began to tag frequently as they hammered on the Haunt and doubleteamed him in their corner. Dean Love offered absolutely no help at all. The Haunt finally managed to crawl over to his corner and tagged The Celebrity. Dean Love squared off against Sandman and used several forearm smashes followed by a backbreaker. Sandman soon tagged 187 and Dean Love tagged The Haunt before Haunt had time to get a good rest. 187 took immediate control of the worn Haunt and punished him with power maneuvers. After devastating The Haunt with a ripping backbreaker The Haunt rolled out of the ring. Then he came back in with a chair and smacked 187 over the head right in front of the referee! 187 hit the mat and the ref called for the bell and DQ'd The Haunt and Dean Love. Dean Love stepped in the ring angry at The Haunt, but as soon as The White Bizarro approached him he turned tail and ran off along with Pappa Razzi.

Power Jack's music began playing and he came to ringside along with NBK and 187. This was followed by haunting Uilliean Bagpipes. And the opponents..."Wild thing, you make my heart..." which was followed by "Do The Evolution". The Celtic Shaman started out against Link Lancelot. These two had a very similar style, but the veteran Celtic Shaman was more adept and had the upperhand. Later when Power Jack faced Jackal he got him in the Powerjack early in the match. Then 187 distracted the ref whlie Power Jack had Jackal covered. NBK then went into the ring and gave Power Jack the Killa Krusifiction! NBK then put Jackal on top of Power Jack and 187 motioned for the ref to turn around. One...Two...Three! After the match Jackal gave Power Jack a Sayanarra Dive onto the concrete. Then NBK grabbed the mic while 187 slung PJ over his shoulders. "Jackers, if you ever want to see Power Jack again disband and never return." The three then quickly left back to the locker room.

Snake Eyes music played and was followed by "Surin' USA". Then 187's theme played and was followed by "I'm Too Sexy".

The unlikely combo of Too Sexy and 187 faced the mysterious Snake Eyes and Gorgeous Garry. Snake Eyes showed much agility in using the ropes, nailing Too Sexy with a couple good flying clotheslines from the toprope at the beginning of the match. . Too Sexy really upset the crowd when he hit Garry with a low blow after Snake Eyes tagged him in. Everybody's Idol proceeded to pound on him after that. He tagged 187 and the big man made the worn Playboy model feel his strength by crushing him with a bear hug and then running straight into the corner and smashing the life out of him. After this Too Sexy and 187 began to double team Garry, but Snake Eyes soon came to his aid and rammed Too Sexy in the knee from behind. Later in the match Garry was still unable to tag Snake Eyes in and Too Sexy put him in Who's Your Daddy? causing The Gorgeous One to tap out.

"Wild Thing" began playing and Jackal came out to a screaming crowd. "Rough Riders Anthem" then played and Hitman joined him in the ring. The "I'm Too Sexy" began playing and Everybody's Idol came out. This was followed by Korn's "All In The Family" and Southern Injustice came out.

Jackal and Hitman did not like each other at all. Jackal started the match out using many risky moves, making Hitman mad that he might blow the match going for a high risk maneuver. Jackal pounced on Southern Injustice from all fours from the top rope, the first time we've ever seen that one. He then bit, stomped on, and back raked The Navy Seal. His downfall came when he went for a hurricanrana, which Southern Injustice turned into a powerbomb, a very unusual counter for him. SI tagged Too Sexy who began to stomp on the downed Jackal. This didn't seem to keep Jackal down for long. Hitman was expecting a tag but Jackal just ignored him and stayed in the match. Jackal planted Too Sexy in the turnbuckle upside down and gave him him The Palerider(bronco buster on the throat). Too Sexy was enraged when he started it, but soon he was too dazed too realize what was going on. Jackal covered and applied the blood fury(jaws clamped over opponent's neck). Southern Injustice came in and broke the count. Too Sexy tagged Southern Injustice. Jackal was getting fatigued and SI took advantage. Jackal appeared to be smiling as Southern Injustice gave him a backbreaker followed by some turnbuckle smashes, which busted Jackal's lip open. There was definitely a grin on his face as blood trickled out the corner of his mouth. Jackal came back with three headbutts in a row and then tagged Hitman. Hitman and Southern Injustice put on quite a little fight. It went back and fourth with both men using their agility and technique to dish out punishment. Hitman slightly had the upperhand throughout and nailed SI with a perfectly executed backbreaker. He then went to tag Jackal, but Jackal was sitting on the concrete floor resting and he refused to get up and go in for Hitman. Southern Injustice had already tagged The Sexy One and Too Sexy nailed Hitman from behind. He backed Hitman into the corner and began punching him in the face and then snapmared him to the mat. As Hitman was down Too Sexy posed over top of him. Too Sexy then nailed The Sexy Elbow and covered, but Hitman kicked out. After Hitman had suffered much fatigue and punishment Jackal came into the ring without a tag and began hammering on Too Sexy, so Southern Injustice ran in as well. When the ring had cleared down to just two men it was Jackal, who never did make a legal tag, and Too Sexy. Jackal really began to brutalize The Narcissistic One. He raked him in the face and bit him on the back of the shoulder. Too Sexy wasn't liking it at all. Then Jackal brought him outside and slammed Too Sexy's face right into the Spanish Annnouncer's table, causing the Spaniards to speak really fast Spanish. Too Sexy's face began bleeding and he was horrified. Jackal continued to mangle him as he slammed him into the steel steps. Finally Too Sexy made a comeback and DDT'd Jackal on the concrete. Too Sexy then tagged Southern Injustice and then left the ring to go back to the lockerroom to clean himself up! Hitman then smacked his hand on Jackal's back for the tag and got in the ring. Hitman and Southern Injustice went at it for awhile. Then Too Sexy came down to ringside in a new outfit. It was apparent that he had showered as well as changed his clothes. Hitman had Southern Injustice hurt pretty bad so Too Sexy jumped in the ring to take over. He turned around to hold his arms out to the crowd. As this was happening Jackal suprised Hitman by climbing onto his shoulders. Then right when Too Sexy turned around Jackal leapt off and nailed him with a cross body block and covered. One...Two...Three!

Whichever team won this round would face each other for the twenty thousand dollar prize. "Rough Riders Anthem" played and Hitman came down to the ring. Then "Trip Like I Do" played and Sash came out to his laser light show. "Wild Thing" then played and the mischevious Jackal came out to the ring. Then 187's theme played and the four finalists were in the ring. Sash started out against his former team mate, Jackal. Jackal was somewhat battered up from his last much but he nevertheless made the initiative and went right after Sash. Sash met him and put him in an amlock. Sash then pounded on his joint. Jackal was soon Irish whipped into the corner and Sash came running up and jumped to the second rope. Everyone knew what time it was, and so did Jackal so he slipped out underneath Sash's legs, held onto Sash's legs with his arms, and then Jackal bent his own legs up and over Sash's neck and pulled him down to the mat. Jackal then began raking his back and slamming his palms into his lungs. Sash reached up and tagged Hitman, who was hadn't forgot about Jacka's behaviour during their last match. Hitman facebustered Jackal to the mat and immediately covered, but Jackal kicked out. Hitman then slammed Jackal's face into the turnbuckle and as Jackal's upperbody bounced off Hitman caught him and gave him his perfectly executed backbreaker. Hitman worked on Jackal in his own corner and Sash helped doubleteam him. Jackal soon reached over the ropes and faceraked Sash and then rammed his elbow into Hitman's face. Jackal then legsweeped Hitman and tagged 187. Hitman's former partner picked him up and delivered a devastating backbreaker. He forced Hitman to get up and then immediately headbutted him back to the mat. 187 then piledrived Hitman in the corner and set him up upside down and tagged Jackal. Not since Golddust gave Hitman The Shattered Dreams is he gonna be in as much pain as Jackals's about to apply to him. Jackal ran at him to deliver the Pale Rider, but Hitman moved at the last second and Jackal threw himself right into the corner. Hitman tagged Sash who immediately picked Jackal up and delivered the Sash Armlock Faceplant. Sash covered, but 187 ran in to break the pin. Hitman met 187. 187 caught the weakened Hitman and immediately chokeslammed him, but Sash had already got the three count and he would meet Hitman in the finals.

DMX's "Rough Riders Anthem" played and Hitman came out to the ring. Then Crystal Method's "Trip Like I Do" played and Sash came out to a laser light show. These two men both appeared bruised and had bloodstaines on their clothes. The bell rang and they locked up. Sash immediately took control. He put Hitman in an armlock and began snapping his arm. Hitman faced raked Sash and then clotheslined him to the mat. This match kept going back and forth with both men relying and agility. Hitman had really good technique and Sash had really good toughness. Hitman delivered his backbreaker to Sash and then climbed to the top ropes. Frog Splash! Hitman covred. One...Two...Kickout. Both men soon went outside the ring. Sash rammed Hitman into the steal steps and then set him up on The Spanish announcer's table. The Spaniards got very scared as Sash climbed to the top ropes. He jumped off and and landed right on top of Hitman, breaking the table in half and causing the announcers to swear in Spanish. The match soon went inside the ring. Sash went for The Sash Armlock Faceplant, but Hitman slipped out and then hit him with an atomic drop. Hitman began to stomp on him. He then put Sash in a figure four around the ringpost! Sash was in much pain. He finally raised his arm and faceraked Hitman and got himself out of the hold. Sash rolled to the concrete outside the ring. Hitman climbed the ropes and jumped at him for a splash outside the ring, but Sash moved and Hitman hit the concrete and his face split open. Sash then put Hitman on the turnbuckle from outside the ring. As Hitman was facing the crowd Sash climbed the outside of the ropes and lurched over Hitman. He then gave him his ten punches and the crowd counted to ten. After the tenth Hitman fell off the ropes backward and landed headfirst onto the mat. Sash then nailed him with a flying elbow drop from the toprope. One...Two...Two and a half...Thr--kickout. Sash swung Hitman into the ropes. Hitman ducked an attempted clothesline and came back and both men double clotheslined each other. Both slowly got up....slowly...slowly...slowly...Sash swung at Hitman but Hitman blocked and grabbed him by the arm and tossed him over his shoulder. Hitman followed with a leg drop. Hitman then applied the Jackshooter! Sash was in great pain. He wasn't far from the ropes but couldn't quite reach. Somehow he managed to drag himself over and forced Hitman to break the hold. Both men were soon fighting in the corner. Hitman headbutted Sash and then sat him up on the top turnbuckle. Hitman then climbed the ropes facing him. Hitman got him in position for a suplex. He tried pulling Sash back, but Sash resisted. He tried again, but Sash resisted. He tried again and launched him Sash off the ropes. SUPERPLEX! Hitman rolled right over on top of him and covered. One...Two...Three! Hitman did it! He won the Lethal Lottery! He was brought a huge check written for $20,000. And the winner of this match...Hitman! He celebrated in the ring as the crowd cheered. What an impressive night.

Earlier on today, As Too Sexy was stepping out of his car and getting ready to enter the arena area, someone gave Too Sexy a hard smack to the back of his head with a bat! Too Sexy immediately fell to the ground with a gash in the back of his head. Too Sexy turned to see who it was and noticed that it was none other than Psychosomatic! Psychosomatic then ripped his Rick's shirt off and pulled out a can of spraypaint. Suddenly, Dean Love came out and attacked Psychosomatic! Not long after Jackal came out and attacked Dean Love! Jackal then hit Dean over the head with Psycho's baseball bat. 187 and NBK then pulled up and popped the trunk. Jackal threw Dean in the trunk and the two drove off to the airport. They put Jackal's ticket in Dean's shirt pocket and shoved him in the plane. He looked real confused then the flight attendant made him take his seat.

Too Sexy is scheduled to fight with Dean Love, but thanks to Jackal it looks like Too Sexy is on his own now. Sandman and Psychosomatic awaited in the ring as Too Sexy came down to ringside as "I'm Too Sexy" played. "And his partner, Dean Love..." Suddenly, "Wild Thing" roared over the speaker and the crowd went nuts as Jackal came down to ringside. Too Sexy held his arms out in confusion. Jackal smacked him in the sternem and then attacked Psychosomatic and the match began. Jackal was very mischevious throughout and didn't seem to help Too Sexy at all. Sometimes when Too Sexy was desperate to make a tag Jackal sat outside the ring resting. The match ended when Psychosomatic and Too Sexy locked up. Jackal climbed the top rope as the ref was yelling at Sandman for jumping in the ring when he wasn't the legal man. He then dropkicked Too Sexy in the back of the head causing him to take Psychosomatic out in the process. Too Sexy and Psycho both went down with Too Sexy on top of him. One...Two...Three!

This was a very anticipated match as both these men used to be close partners. Flair started the match out with a bang and took control of Beefcake with his agility and speed. Beefcake soon used his strength to his advantage and took the upperhand. He made Flair pay for leaving The Threat and crushed him with a splash. Flair was able to kickout. After suffering an avalanche Flair hit the mat and Beefcake signaled for The Russian Roulette. He jumped into the air for his backwards splash, but Flair moved out of the way! Flair then gained control. After flooring Beefcake with a ghettoblaster he signaled for The Thunderdome. As Beefcake stumbled to his feet and the ref's back was turned Stung came out from the back and jumped into the ring with a chair. He nailed Flair over the head with it and then ran off! Beefcake was still catching his breath and regaining his composure. He began to walk over to Flair to attempt The Russian Roulette again. As he faced the aisle he saw the IRS coming down to the ring along with four cops. Beefcake was disturbed at this and paused. They approached the ring and told Beefcake to come out peacefully or they would have to use force. Beefcake argued with them. Then Jade Flair got up and rolled Beefcake up in a cradle. One...Two...Three! Beefcake stood up shocked that he got pinned, and then he was even more shocked when the cops hopped in the ring and handcuffed him. The cops and the IRS then took him away. Beefcake was in big trouble for not paying his income tax for the last ten years! Doesn't look like we'll be seeing much more of Beefcake. I'm shocked! I've never seen anything like it.I guess Flair was right when he told Stung that he'd be the only person left in The Threat after Monday.Do you think Flair might have been the one to turn Beefcake in?

This has got to be the best match ever in Fantasy Brawl history. The bell rang and both Menace and NBK nodded to each other. Then they both attacked Zeratul! Zeratul put up a fight but soon they got him to the mat and began to stomp on him. Zeratul's one of our best wrestlers but when you've got two topnotch giants stomping on you you don't stand much of a chance. Soon NBK raised him up for The Killa Krusifiction and nailed him with it. NBK then covered. One...Two...Just then Menace nailed NBK with a leg drop causing him to roll over on his side. Menace followed with another leg drop and then covered Zeratul. One...Two...Three! What!?Apparently NBK thought he and Menace were on the same team.You mean we have a new champion?Menace has just become the new Fantasy Brawl Champion! NBK got up confused. 187 and Jackal began running down to ringside. Menace hit NBK in the face with the belt and quickly made his exit before the two Hellions got to ringside.

Dean Love stumbled off the plane into Siberia. Suddenly, a bunch of big Russians grabbed him to take him to fight the match. "You don't understand. I'm not the one who's fighting this match. You can't t--" The men paid no attention and brought him to the cold area where Stalin and the ref were waiting. It was very apparent that Dean had never been to Siberia before. He was very cold. Stalin was very upset that Dean showed up instead of Jackal. Unfortunately for The Celebrity, Stalin took his anger out on him. "You don't understand, I'm not the one w--." Stalin attacked Dean and quickly floored him. He began to stomp on Dean. Dean gasped for his breath in the cold air. Both these men are undefeated so far. Stalin continued to squash Dean under his stomping boots. He then applied The Iron Curtain and Dean was soon tapping out. That has to be one of the fastest matches I've ever seen.That wasn't fair. Dean Love had no intentions of going to Siberia. What would he want to be around a bunch of ogres for anyways? Dean Love could not believe he got his first loss.

I'm not sure this is a good idea for the President.Well, he did wrestle all through grade school and high school.But this isn't amateur wrestling, this is the big time.If you think Menace just shocked us all you ain't seen nothing yet. Too Sexy awaited in the ring. Then Greg's music began playing. Making his way down to the ring at 6'1" 170 pounds, the President of Fantasy Brawl, Greg Carroll!!! Carroll got in the ring and the bell rang. The two stared at each other then Greg attacked the ref! He got the ref down and knocked him out before he could ring the bell to dq him. Too Sexy was confused. Too Sexy ran at Carroll and began stomping on his back as he was finishing the ref off. Soon The Celtic Shaman, Sash, Panther, and Sandman came to ringside. They all attacked Too Sexy. Good God! What on Earth are they doing there. They soon got him down. Sash then delivered the Sash Armlock Faceplant and Too Sexy was out. But with no ref, Carroll could not get a legal pin. Then "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails started playing and Pimpincass came running down to the ring in a black and white striped shirt. Carroll took the mic and spoke. "As The President of Fantasy Brawl I appoint Pimpincass as the new ref of this match since the other one can no longer do his duty." Could this mean that The President has joined SS?Or SS has joined The President! Greg then picked Too Sexy up and gave him a Standing Cradle Slam and covered. One...Two...Three! Greg Carroll is the new European Champion! Well Too Sexy definitely isn't an angel but I am totally repulsed at what I just saw. Greg then took the mic and in The Haunt's voice said "Ah Too Sexy! Ah Humanity!" What's he hinting at? He's not trying to say that he was the Haunt all this time is he?That would explain how he was able to get in there and wrestle.I wouldn't exactly call that wrestling. As Too Sexy began to get up Sash started stomping on his head. The he called Panther over. Panther then grabbed Too Sexy by the neck. Panther then raised Too Sexy in the air. He's gonna chokeslam him!

Stung walked into the locker room and saw a note attached to the wall which said SQUISH with an arrow underneath pointing towards the floor. Stung looked down and saw his pet scorpions crushed up into a pile on the floor. Stung was shocked and was on the verge of tears at seeing his poor little pets flattened on the floor. Suddenly he was attacked from behind by Anarchy. Anarchy got him down and Stung could see pieces of his scorpions stuck to the bottom of Anarchy's boot.

The characteristic and laid back Mr. Smooth came out to the ring as The Caged Animal awaited in the ring. Gates attacked Sammy while he was blowing a kiss to a girl in the crowd. "You wanna blow kisses to the crowd. After I make you eat sh*t I don't think too many girls are gonna be wanting a kiss from you." Hearing those words did not at all make Mr. Johnston's day. Smooth was able to overcome Gates by using his size and power. He got Gates down and began hammering away. "Son, I think your mom needs to wash your mouth out with soap." After saying these words Mr. Smooth slammed Gates' face into the mat. While Gates was down Mr. Smooth singled out another girl and blew her a kiss, however, Gates hit him with a low blow while he was committing the act. The ref didn't see it. As Sammy was in pain Gates got up. Gates then grabbed him by the throat and raised him in the air. He then lowered Mr. Smooth and simultaneously socked him in the gut. Mr. Smooth keeled over and immediately fell face first to the mat. Gates then flipped him on his back and sat on him. The ref began to administer the count. One...Two...Three!

Shifty Ramirez challenged Toilet Bug to this match to get revenge on him for dressing up like a knight in full body armor and attacking him at his house. Shifty then caught the knight trying to steal his toilet? Toilet Big came to the ring with his steel plunger, and Ramirez came down to the ring with a nine iron. Ramirez didn’t waste anytime as he jumped in the ring and smashed the nine iron over Toilet Bug’s head! This could be it folks! 1….2……. KICK OUT! Toilet Bug kicked out from a shot to the head with a nine iron. The nine iron was useless now as it was all bent up. Toilet Bug got up and whipped his plunger at Ramirez. It hit Ramirez in the head and stuck on his face. Ramirez couldn’t see as Toilet Bug went outside the ring and got a chair. Ramirez got the plunger off of his face, but only to see the chair coming down on his head. CRACK! Ramirez is out! Toilet Bug grabs his plunger and starts beating him with it. Ramirez finds a way to get out of the jam by kicking him in the nuts. Ramirez got back up and wiped the blood off his face. Ramirez went outside the ring and went under the ring. What’s he doing? Toilet Bug began taunting to the crowd. "Fear the flush!" As he was doing that Ramirez came back out from under the ring with something in his hand. What is it? What is in his hand? Toilet Bug turned around to hit Ramirez, but Ramirez smashed him with a wedge! Toilet Bug has a huge gash in his head! Then Southern Injustice came down to ringside with a life size golf tee. He pierced it into the middle of the ring and Shifty put Toilet Bug's head on it. Shifty yelled "Fore!!!" And took a big swing and nailed Toilet Bug, knocking him out. Shifty covered. 1…. 2……3! Shifty Ramirez wins! Paramedics come out and bring Toilet Bug to the hospital.

AOD came out to the ring with a baseball bat and Lab Rat came out a few minutes later with a table. AOD chased Lab Rat down with the bat and swung at him, but Lab Rat threw a glass cup at him that shattered on his face. AOD had blood all over his face. Lab Rat clothelined him over the railing into the crowd. The crowd cheered as Lab Rat began beating AOD with a folding chair. Lab Rat went for another chair shot, but AOD hit him in the knees with his baseball bat. AOD started choking him with a cable cord from the cameras. The ref put the mic up to Lab Rat’s mouth. "Say it damn it!" AOD yelled. "Go to hell! I’ll never say it while I still have a pulse!" Lab Rat choked out. AOD made the cord tighter. LAB Rat threw an elbow and hit AOD in the face. AOD released his hold and Lab Rat started hitting him in the face. Lab Rat grabbed his hair and brang him over to the announcer’s table. They got on top of it and Lab Rat went for a piledriver, but AOD countered with a back body drop. ! The announcer’s table was destroyed. AOD grab a board from the table and snapped it over Lab Rat’s back. The two men began to fight their way back into the crowd. The crowd was cheering for AOD. AOD picked him up and body slammed him on a chair. The chair bent like melting butter. AOD picked him back up and whipped him into a ladder. The men began to brawl again. Lab Rat piledrived him and went up the ladder. AOD got up and began his way up the ladder too. Lab Rat turned around to drop kick AOD, but AOD grabbed his leg and he fell on a balcony near by. The men were fighting on a small ledge now. AOD whipped him across the leg. Lab Rat hit the huge cage that was over the ring. The men began climbing up the already 35 foot in the air cage. They got to the top and tied up. The men are at least 50 feet above the ring on the top of a cage! AOD dropped kicked Lab Rat. Lab Rat tripped him up by grabbing his leg. Both men were sweaty and tired. They both laid on the cage breathing. The ref got on the cage with the mic just in case someone wanted to give in. AOD began to get to his feet. Lab Rat got up too, but AOD pushed him as he got up. Lab Rat fell off the cage! AOD looked down at the mat. No one was there. Lab Rat was hanging onto the side of the cage. He began climbing back up. AOD stomped on his fingers. Lab Rat hung on for his life! Lab Rat grabbed AOD’s foot and knocked him down long enough to get back up on the cage. Lab Rat tried to get off of the cage and get back on the ground, but AOD wasn’t done yet. He grabbed him and gave him a DDT. Lab Rat’s head smashed against the bars. AOD picked him up and bench pressed him up over his head. He’s going to throw him off! AOD threw him off the cage and Lab Rat dropped down to the mat! Lab Rat wasn’t moving. He made a huge dent in the mat. AOD grabbed the mic and went down the ladder to the ring. "Do you quit?" "Lab Rat looked at him and said, "Go to hell!" AOD dragged him outside the ring. Lab Rat just sat there. AOD gave the ref instructions to stay by Lab Rat with the mic and keep asking if he quits. Where is AOD going? He is leaving! WAIT! The cage is lowering! It’s going to smash Lab Rat’s head! The ref asked if he quit, but Lab Rat wouldn’t give in even though he couldn’t move. The cage was about 5 feet from Lab Rat’s throat. The cage lowered down to his throat and started cutting off his air. "Do you quit?" The ref asked again. Lab Rat didn’t answer. "Do you quit?" Lab Rat laid there. The ref put! the mic to his mouth. I….I…Quit! The cage went up and AOD came back out. AOD’s music started playing as he laughed at Lab Rat. Paramedics came out with a stretcher and carried the Lab Rat away. And the winner of this match…. Angel of Death! Not long after Sash came down to the ring and welcomed AOD as the newest member of SS.

As 187 prepared for his fight vs. Southern Injustice in the Hellion’s locker room, there was a knock at the door. 187 told NBK to come right in, but all he heard was some mumbling. He went up to the door and opened it. He was meeted with a chair shot. 187 stumbled back, but didn’t fall down. A bunch of men swarmed the room and started to beat on 187. 187 soon saw that it was both The Seventh Sign and The Jackers! Hitman slapped him across the face and applied the Jack Shooter. The Jackers and The Seventh Sign began to go to work on 187's right knee. When they were finished 187 lay beaten on the ground. He tried to get up to walk but his knee was too badly damaged.

Power Jack got in the ring and Mr. Showtime went right after him with punches to the head. Mr. Showtime knocked him down and started kicking him. He made a desperate attempt to get climb out of the cage. Power Jack quickly got to his feet and pulled him down. Power Jack body slammed him followed by an elbow. Power Jack continued the punishment by picking him up and giving him a swinging neck breaker. Power Jack started to climb the ropes. Mr. Showtime was hurt. Power Jack got to the top! He could win it right here! WAIT! Power Jack jumps off the cage and gives a big elbow to Mr. Showtime in the middle of the ring. It appears Power Jack is going to just have fun beating the hell out of him. Power Jack picked him up and gave him a DDT. Then he applied a camel clutch. Power Jack is wearing out Mr. Showtime! Mr. Showtime doesn’t stand a chance. Power Jack released his hold after a few minutes and gave him a few drop kicks. He picked Mr. Showtime back up and yelled something at him. Mr. Showtime yelled back. Power Jack was having a power surge! He whipped Mr. Showtime right into the gate! The gate opened and Mr. Showtime fell out! He won! He won! Mr. Showtime beat Power Jack! Power Jack was furious!

Pimp came out to the music of Nine Inch Nail’s "Closer" while Joey was already in the ring. Pimpincass came out with blows to Wyyldfire’s head. Wyyldfire retaliated with an arm bar take down. Pimp got right back up and whipped him across the ring. Wyyldfire bounced off the ropes and Pimp gave him a hurriacanrauna. Pimp leg dropped him a few times, then picked him up for a vertical suplex. Pimpincass was in control of this match. Wyyldfire rolled outside the ring and grabbed a chair and rolled back in the ring with it. Pimpincass didn’t let him up and started kicking him in the ribs. Pimp picked him up and is going for the Pimpdriver! Wait! Wyyldfire counters with a back body drop! Wyyldfire picks him up and whips him across the ring. Pimpincass runs into the ref! The ref is knocked out! Wyyldfire grabs the chair while Pimp is bouncing of the ropes. Wyyldfire gets ready to swing, but wait! Pimpincass leg drops the chair and it hits Wyyldfire in the face. The ref gets back up. P! imp throws Wyyldfire outside the ring and rolls under the bottom rope to fight Wyyldfire outside the ring. Pimp clotheslines Wyyldfire over the railing. Both men are fighting in the crowd. The ref’s count is at 3! Wyyldfire grabs a chair and smashes it over Pimp’s head! 4……..5……..6! Wyyldfire tries to make his way back to the ring, but Pimp grabs his leg. Pimp knocks him down and gets back to his feet. Pimp kicks Wyyldfire a few times and lines him up for the Pimpdriver on a chair. 7……8……9! Pimpincass nails Joey’s head on the chair with the Pimpdriver! The chair is mutilated. 10! Both men are counted out. Pimp gets in the ring and starts arguing with the ref. The ref tells him to leave, but Pimpincass hits him in the face and gives him the Pimpdriver!

Stung, who came to the ring with an empty glass jar, came out throwing punches, but Ickeez blocked most of them. Stung stopped the punches and Irish Whipped him into the ropes. Ickeez came back from bouncing off the ropes and Stung went for a clothesline, but Ickeez ducked from it. Ickeez bounced back across the ring and went for a drop kick, but Stung countered by grabbing his legs in the air and got the scorpion deathlock on him. Ickeez hurried to the ropes for a rope break. Stung picked him up and gave him a DDT. Stung picked him back up for another DDT, but Ickeez countered with a snap suplex. Stung got up in a hurry and gave him a hurricanrauna. Stung got the Camel Clutch on him. Ickeez was too far from the ropes and had to tap out.

Greg Carroll accompanied The Internet Champ to the ring. Panther came out without wasting anytime as he clotheslines SLH right as the bell rung. Panther picked him up and body slammed him. Then he began leg drops on SLH. Panther was in control of this match. He picked SLH back p and gave him a hurricanrauna. SLH wasn’t looking too good out there. Panther got up on the second rope as Santa’s Lil’ Helper got up and clotheslined SLH right back down. Panther picked him back up and gave him a DDT, followed by another. Santa’s Lil’ Helper usually gets beat up in matches, then comes back with a surprising victory, but can he do it now? Panther is just hammering away on his face with right haymakers. Panther grabs him by the hair and whips him across the ring. SLH bounces off the ropes and Panther goes for another hurricanrauna, but WAIT! Santa’s Lil’ Helper grabs him in mid air and gives him a power bomb! Will this be the start of his ritual comeback? SLH picks him up and gives him a DDT, then picks him up for a vertical suplex. Panther is losing his momentum! Santa’s Lil’ Helper turns him over for the Sleigh Ride! SLH as him beaten! Panther is struggling and groaning in pain. WAIT!!! Panther reverses the Sleigh Ride! Santa’s Lil’ Helper couldn’t do anything about it, because it happened to fast! He is all tangled up! Will he tap out and get his first loss? Panther makes it tighter! Oh Santa’s Lil’ Helper lets out one last moan and taps out! Panther has given Santa’s Lil’ Helper his first loss!

Southern Injustice was waiting in the ring for awhile, waiting for the injured 187 that was attacked earlier today. 187 finally came down to the ring with his IC Belt over his shoulder holding his back. Will 187 be able to successfully defend his belt tonight? 187 got in the ring and SI started by kicking away at his stomach. 187 just laid there and took the punishment. SI picked him up and whipped him across the ring. 187 bounced off the ropes and SI clotheslined him to the mat. SI got up and went to the top ropes. He jumped off for an elbow drop, but 187 moved out of the way. 187 got up and started kicking SI. SI grabbed his foot and pulled him down. SI started to punch him in the face then picked him up by the hair. SI gave him a DDT and picked him right back up. SI whipped him across the ring and went for another clothesline, but 187 countered with a kick to the mid section. He whipped SI across the ring, but SI ran into the referee. The ref was knocked out. NBK ran down to the ring and began to battle with Southern Injustice. NBK then gave SI the Killa Krusifiction, but the ref woke up too soon and dq'd 187.

Both these men made their return to Fantasy Brawl. The Bacardi Kid came back to many cheers from the fans. Jose Quervo attacked him before the bell rang. He used his power to wear Kid down. The much faster and agile Bacardi Kid was able to dizzy the rugged Quervo with a hurricanrana and spinning heel kicks. While Jose Quervo showed the world he is a powerful man, Bacardi Kid got the win when he put JQ in the Rum and Coke. At first it didn't look like Quervo was going to tap out, but BK tightened it up and the cocky Jose had to tap out. The fans cheered wildly as BK rose his hands, but it was shortlived as Jose attacked him from behind. Jose then grabbed him by the nuts and slammed him to the mat. Then Quervo got a fifth of alcohol that he brought down to the ring and broke it over Bacardi Kid's head! Bacardi Kid had to go to the hospital to get stitches.

Javier came out to the ring to speak. He was probably going to talk about the group he's trying to form which he wants to call The Brood. He got in the ring and grabbed the mic. Suddenly, a diabolic whisper was heard over the PA and the theme song for The Brood from the WWF began playing. Gangrel, Edge, and Christian came up in a ring of fire. Then they made their way down to the ring. Just by looking at the smile on Gangrel's face you could tell that something bad was gonna happen. Then the lights went out and the three charged the ring. The lights came back on and Javier was covered in blood as the three went walking backstage. Apparently The Brood didn't like Javier stealing their name.

We are about to witness the final match that will take place in Fantasy Brawl here tonight. And what a m-- How can you talk about the match at a time like this. We're about to lose our jobs! Don't you realize that this is it for us? True, this will be our last commentary for Fantasy Brawl, but at least we're going out on a high note as we'll get to see Jackal take on Southern Injustice. Two very dedicated veterans of Fantasy Brawl. Yeah but we're talking about our jobs. Well, it was a good time while it lasted. Now it's time to move on. Southern Injustice's theme played over the PA and the crowd went wild. Southern Injustice came running down to the ring slapping the fans hands. Then "Wild Thing" blared over the speakers and Jackal, the World Champion, came down to the ring.

The bell rang and the two went at it. We've got two very technical wrestlers in front of us. Jackal the more primitive of the two. Jackal immediately speared Southern Injustice to the mat and began to punish him with claws and headbutts while the they were on the mat. Jackal soon found himself in trouble as Southern Injustice reached up and put him in a gillotine choke from the mat! Jackal began flailing wildy to escape. This could be one of the fastest matches we've ever had! Yeah, either Jackal's gonna tap out or Southern Injustice is gonna get himself pinned while trying to choke Jackal from his back.Jackal was able to roll outside the ring with Southern Injustice attached to him. When the two hit the concrete floor Injustice's hold broke. Southern Injustice got the worst end of the deal as he hit the floor first and Jackal landed on top of him. Jackal got up and began stomping on The Challenger. Jackal then picked him up to throw him into the steel steps, but Southern reversed and Jackal slammed shoulder first into the stairs. BAM! Both men took time to recover and started going at it again. They began to battle up the ramp towards the locker room area. The ref began counting both men out. He was approaching ten.There's no way they're gonna get back to the ring in time. 8...9...10. The ref signaled for the bell keeper to ring the bell. Suddenly, Greg Carroll ran up and clotheslined the bell keeper to the ground! Greg then ran off with the bell and threw it into a dumpster! Greg Carroll has just disposed of the bell. That means this match isn't over. They continued to fight on the ramp and approached the stage. Jackal threw a box of pineapples and nailed Southern Injustice in the head. Those pineapples were supposed to be a gift to the cafeteria ladies!The ref saw this and called for the bell again to DQ Jackal. But with no bell, the match continued. The ref tried to end the match again, but with no bell it's still going on. Wait a minute, this means the only way this match can end is by a three count. Without the bell he can't DQ or countout anybody. We've got a pin anywhere anything goes match!

Jackal snatched a camera from a camera man. He threw it down at Injustice but SI rolled out of the way. SI got up and made his way towards the stage doors. The two fought their way threw the doors to the back room. SI slammed Jackal and climbed onto a table. He nailed him with a splash and covered. We could have a new champion! One...Two...kickout.You mean you’ve been commentating for this long and you still don’t realize it’s gonna take a lot more than that to beat Jackal in this kind of match? This is his kind of match. The man has been in numerous types of this style. Blood Fury. Sears Tower. The Deadliest Game. You name it, he’s done it. Southern Injustice is clearly at a disadvantage. Jackal, one of our best hardcore wrestlers. Jackal was in control of the match at this time. He whipped SI into the concrete corner. He then got a chair and set it up in the corner, afterwhich he placed SI onto it upside down. He’s setting up the palerider. Jackal stepped back about ten feet and then ran towards the chair. Leaping onto it, he landed right on SI’s neck, but the chair immediately tipped forward as the extra weight was added to the edge. The Champ fell on his back and smacked his head on the ground. SI and the chair landed on top of him. The palerider has just backfired.

Both men eventually recovered and got to their feet. Jackal began slamming SI’s head into the window. The window began to crack. Before Jackal could break it all the way through, however, SI put his hand out to catch himself. He then grabbed the Mischevious Champ by the head and sent it all the way through the window. Glass shattered everywhere. My God! His face went right through the window! There's glass all over the place! These two are gonna mangle each other before the match is over! SI then dumped the rest of Jackal’s body through the window. SI crawled out after him.

Both men’s faces were bleeding. The champ soon found himself being hoisted into the air and gorilla press slammed onto a berry bush. Isn’t that the bush with thorns? Jackal burrowed his way out of the plant. Thorns and berry juice adorned his body here and there. SI began delivering shots and the two fought down a hill to a nearby lake just outside the arena. Jackal slammed SI’s head into his juice covered knee. Jackal then reached his hands into the lake.What’s Jackal doing? Washing his hands?Jackal then pulled something out of the water.What’s he got? It’s a big fish. Jackal has just caught a fish. You know where he got that idea from.The fish flopped around in Jackal’s hand. Jackal began to repeatedly pound the fish onto SI’s body. POW! POW! POW! You don’t suppose someone’s gonna pull out a giant Pepperment Paddie as well? The Peppermint Paddie from Hell. Ha! Ha! I remember that.Jackal soon pounded the life out of SI (as well as the fish). He covered. One...kickout.

Jackal polerammed SI’s body into a tree. He then lifted him up and put him on a branch. Jackal climbed the tree as well and brought SI a little higher. What’s he doing? Jackal then got SI in a piledriver position. He’s gonna piledrive him into the lake from the tree! Jackal will do anything to win this! Suddenly, the branch snapped and both men fell into the lake ten feet below. SPLASH! No one showed any signs of coming up from under the water right away.

They were under for about twenty seconds. Then one of their heads could be seen coming out. It was Southern Injustice! He looked like he had fire in his eyes. He reached under and pulled Jackal out by the hair. Southern Injustice with a catch of his own! SI dragged Jackal out of the lake and back up the hill towards the arena. He delivered choice shots the whole time. Both men were soaked as SI threw Jackal threw the coliseum’s doors. The crowd cheered wildly as SI slammed Jackal threw the stage door back into the arena. SI beat him all the way to the ring and rolled him in. The two began fighting wildy in the ring. Southern Injustice delivered his devastating backbreaker while Jackal got a chance to give one last pounce from all fours before the fed shut down. Southern Injustice whipped Jackal into the corner, but the ref got caught between Jackal and the corner and ended up getting avalanched by Jackal. The ref is down. Southern Injustice delivered another backbreaker to Jackal and climbed the ropes for a top rope splash while Jackal was down. This could be it. Suddenly, a figure could be seen running down to the ring. It was Jade Flair! What? What’s Flair doing here? Flair knocked Southern Injustice off the ropes. SI landed headfirst onto the mat. CRASH! Jade Flair then climbed the ropes and delivered his flying knee drop(The Thunderdome) to Jackal. After reviving the ref he covered The Champ. The ref was still dazed and didn’t realize it was Flair that was covering Jackal. One...Two...Three! The confused ref raised Flair’s hand and gave him the belt. Jade Flair held the belt up for all to see.Jade Flair has just become the final Fantasy Brawl World Champion! Southern Injustice just got screwed out of the title! Well, his name is Injustice, so that must mean he likes injustice. Damn that Jade Flair. You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him win a match without reverting to some sort of cheap tactic. Shutup and pay some respect to the champ. Flair then grabbed the mic. “I am Fantasy Brawl’s greatest Champion ever!!! You might not like it but you’re gonna have to learn to deal with it because I will be the last champ to ever grace this fed and this belt will hang in my home until the end of time! So for everyone that competed in Fantasy Brawl and everyone in the crowd, I have these words to say: Feel The Flare From Flair!!!!!!!!” Jade Flair then tossed the mic out of the ring and headed back to the locker room with the belt over his shoulder. And that is how Fantasy Brawl ended...