- If I like it, it's mine.
- If it is my hand, it's mine.
- If I can take it from you, it's mine.
- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
- If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
- If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
- If it looks like mine, it's mine.
- If I think it is mine, it's mine.
- If I...Oops! I'm sorry, I goofed. Instead of typing in the Toddler Property Laws, I have been typing in Bill Gates' primary business plan.
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