If you Swim in a Swimming Suit and Jog in a Jogging Suit. What do you do in a WIND BREAKER?

If a man was born in Turkey, raised in Italy, came to America, and died in Chicago, what is he? DEAD.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that his tail wags instead of his tongue.

On what day of the year do girls talk the least? The shortest day.

How do you make a Venetian blind? Stick a finger in his eye.

A bus driver passed three red lights, four stop signs, and stopped at a fire hydrant. How many tickets did he get? None, he was walking.