...a fire hydrant sprinkling a passing dog?

...your high school principal apply for a part-time job at your ditch digging company?

...an unemployment office clerk at the pearly gates being told by St. Peter that his file is lost and there is nothing he can do for him?

...a tow truck operator with a dead battery being charged $50 by a passing motorist for a jump start?

...a railroad engineer waiting for a funeral procession of 120 slow moving cars to pass before he can back out of his driveway?