Subject: Democrats

As near as I can tell, in order to be a Democrat:.......

·        You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.

·        You have to believe there was no art before federal funding.

·        You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.

·        You have to be against capital punishment but pro-abortion on demand. In short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

·        You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

·        You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

·        You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

·        You have to believe the NRA is bad, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.

·        You have to believe that Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez, and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

·        You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

·        You have to believe conservatives are racists, but that black people couldn't make it without your help.

·        You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

·        You have to believe conservatives telling the truth should be jailed but a liar and rapist belongs in the White House.