| GREAT
STEAMBOAT RACE: |
| Belle
of Louisville defeats Belle of Cincinnati |
| The
Delta Queen was forbidden the opportunity to participate due |
| to
Congress' failure to grant an extension of her Safety at Sea Act |
| Exemption
primarily stemming from the selfishness and STUPIDITY |
| of
Transportation Committee Chairman; no-name Minnesota Senator, |
| The
DIShonorable (and ignorant) JAMES OBERSTAR! (see below) |