This is a UNIX system! I know this!
-Elly in Jurrasic Park working on a $10000 SPARC workstation like the one she apparently has in her bedroom (don't we all)
640K ought to be enough for everybody.
-Bill Gates, the richest man in the world
Friends don't let friends use UNIX.
-Somebody said this, but not sure who, friends let friends use BeOS of course
It might be better if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
-Barry Burton from Resident Evil clumsily talking (which most tend to do in that game)
You spoony bard!
-Tellah from Final Fantasy IV, apparently under the influence of some kind of Narcotic
This is a design feature and not a bug.
-From the Homeworld readme, yeah Sierra, we believe you
You're stupid. And now you're dead and stupid.
-Doom guy from the Doom comic, speaks for itself really
I'm radioactive now! This can't be good!
-Another bit of wisdom from the Doom guy in the Doom comic
The last drop is always in your pants.
-Urinal wisdom from Jake Burton (voiced by Bruce Campbell) in Broken Helix
Windows 95 is a 32-bit extension to a 16-bit shell of an 8-bit OS written for a 4-bit processer by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
-Another good one whose speaker escapes me
This one's pretty wierd, sis.
-Spoken by a Shinra soldier (not the Sephiroth kind) in Final Fantasy VII, a quote that baffles me to this day
We will hunt them down and punish them.
-Strong words from President Bush after the attack on September 11, 2001
Double dumbass on you!
-Captain Kirk's quick witted (but not quite correct) response to a 20th century cab driver
If God's on our side, who the hell could be on theirs?!
-Private Mellish from Saving Private Ryan
I'm going to see my mother.
-Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII as he began his descent into madness
If you mount my /dev/girlfriend I'll fsck you up!
-Someone from slashdot has this as their sig, funny for the Linux-ite in us all
Tetsuo!
-Said about a bagillion times by Kaneda (no relation to Canada, the country) in Akira
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of bubble gum!
-The immortal words of Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live
The ultimate visceral binge.
-This is how the back of the 32x Doom box describes the game, unfortunately they forgot to point out the port was half assed and you get a C:\ prompt if you beat the game the "wrong" way, neat
This year, we are giving away about 1 million copies of the BeOS, the crack cocaine, if you will, to get people hooked.
-Jean Louise Gasse to PC Week in 1997
You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I respect their faith, but I would like to respectfully point out that faith is dangerous. Religion kills.
-JLG to NetWorker in 1996
Emacs is a great operating system, too bad it doesn't come with a text editor.
-common quote among emacs zealots in their great holy war against vi, who would have thought a holy war would revolve around text editors?
I like to keep my DOS partition around so I can mount it like the bitch it is!
-yet another good sig from a Slashdoter whose name escapes me, damn my memory
We agree. Windows 3.1 is a bad operating system.
-Bill Gates at the Windows 95 launch, see my 10th quote
The big games include, um, er, Devil May Cry. Yeah, Devil may cry over the fact that Capcom keeps making THE SAME DAMN GAMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
-A Nerd in his Shoe, unfortunately I know for a fact I talk like this sometimes
Maybe Bill Gates will come over my house and we can play Halo, that is if the frame rate doesn't drop lower than his pants when he, er, sees Lord British!
-A Nerd in his Shoe, ditto
Degraded man. Person man.
-TMBG, so true
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
-Vlad Tepes Dracula in Castlevania: SOTN
If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are.
-Captain Picard in Encounter at Farpoint
My daughter will grow up thinking I am a traitor, but she will grow up.
-Admiral Jarok in The Defector
If dwarf hide and seek were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape
-Crow T. Robot lampooning the bizarre Russo-Finnish film, Jack Frost
That's what you think, Captain Cocky!
-Goku in FUNis dub of Dragon Ball Z, clearly a questionable translation
You all well. It kept you busy. Ha! You're Easy!
-Dr. Michael Kaufmen in Silent Hill, all I have to say is huh?!
In Japan a round of golf costs $10,000. They play from rooftop to rooftop, and when they go home, they sleep in a tube.
-Everyone's favorite conspiracy theorist Dale Gri....I mean Rusty Shackleford
I have recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open...God I'm tired.
-Shackleford, Rusty
I, Garland, will knock you all down!
-Garland from Final Fantasy attempting to sound threatening
Poor Heisenberg. He knew exactly how fast his car keys were going.
-A mathematics/physics joke, so it's probably not funny
Tell 'em, Steve-Dave!
-WALT FARKING FLANAGAN!