Okay, for those who are just here for the pictures:
Picture Album 1
Picture Album 2
Picture Album 3
Otherwise....

Dia's Muire dhuit!
Hi and welcome to our little corner of the internet.  This is the official page of the Clann MhacLeinn, and therefore requires some explanation.  The words, Teach MhacLeinn, at the top of this page mean "MacLeinn home" in Irish.  The words "Dia's Muire dhuit" literally mean "God and Mary be with you" but is standard Irish for "hello" with a bit of extra emphasis.

The links below will take you to places where you can read about the noble story of the adventurous MacLeinns, starting with the earliest known MacLeinns - the patriarchs Leinn the Calm and Ewan MacLeinn - right down to the future generations - Peter Danger (P.D.) MacLeinn.

The best stuff can be found in the "World of MacLeinn." This are gets way beyond the particulars of the MacLeinn clan and into the MacLeinn world view.

Updates, corrections, reformats, and editions occur irregularly here.  The last was on 1/12/05.  So if you visited before, look around, maybe there's something new like the Ugandan Research, or MacLeinn Outreach.


The History of Clann MhacLeinn

The true story of the ancient MacLeinns

    Origins of the ancient name MacLeinn
Ewan MacLeinn and Augustus

More recent MacLeinns (specifically post emigration MacLeinns)

    The Aboriginal MacLeinns

Roughly 50,000 years ago the aboriginal MacLeinns started a small colony in Australia.

    The Northern Yankee MacLeinns

Though once as populous as the dodo, the Northern (Yankee) MacLeinns are a vanishing breed.  There are five  northern MacLeinns: Micheal, Bridget, Paeder, Sile,and Emily.  Now if you happen to run into the latter four and ask them if they are a MacLeinn, they will look at you funny and walk away.  This is just a defense mechanism.  So good are they at their roles that when Bridget walked in here the other day and saw the web page, her first words were "Who the #%@! are the MacLeinns?"  My heart swelled with pride; yes, we MacLeinns are survivors!

My Page
Peter's Page

   The Southern Dixie MacLeinns

In a strange reversal of fortune, around the year 1993, the Southern and Northern Branches of the MacLeinn switched places.  This is a natural phenomena which occurs every 30 or so years.  The pre 1993, dixie MacLeinn's who knew all the words to "Rocky Top" packed up their Saturn and moved to the frigid north while the Yankee MacLeinns, who knew which great lake Ohio bordered, packed up their Saturn and moved south.  Somewhere around Lexington they passed each other.  However, the former Yankee MacLeinns (now Dixie MacLeinns) are much better southerners than the old Dixie MacLeinns (now Yankee MacLeinns) ever were.  Within a few years, the new Dixie MacLeinns acquired a pickup truck, a hunting dog, and a several types of firearms.  Meanwhile the new Yankee MacLeinns have only acquired an appreciation for the different types of snow shovels.


Future MacLeinns

The following links are excerpts from the Peter MacLeinn saga.
Peter MacLeinn: In the service of the EARA
    Peter MacLeinn: Fugitive Officer
    Peter MacLeinn: Among the Ninians
    Peter MacLeinn: With the HPDA
    Peter MacLeinn: The General
    Peter MacLeinn: The Diplomat

The following links are to the story Adios Mr. Thompkins
    1. All Things Must Start...
    2. Speak of the Devil
    3. The Line Unravels
 


The World of MacLeinn

Links to the great MacLeinn electronic library
    The MacLeinn message (a silly argument)
    A MacLeinn interpretation of the Catholic Mass
    And MacLeinn's Book Reviews
    Plus the Answer to the Most Puzzling Riddle of All Time!

+ All new bonus material:
   Mea Culpa (Brilliant if I do say so myself!)
   Two Propositions (An unapologetic Apologetic)
++ My anti science page: The Gospel of Science
+++ Very Bad Writing

Many of you may not be aware of the fact that one of my long-time friends is a very successful poet, Icke Bertrand Rousseau.  He has some advice for young poets which can be found here:
Advice to a Young Poet

We have also become the host site for the MacLeinn Awards.  You can participate by nominating the worst corporate jargon filled text you can find.  Scanty list so far so get busy!
MacLeinn Awards


MacLeinn Outreach

Among the many activities of the clan is sharing and teaching the faith.  The 2002-2003 school year is my second year teaching 7th grade RFC (religious formation class) at the local church.  The course is divided into six lessons, I teach the course 4-5 times through the school year.  I am trying a neo-pseudo-socratic method whereby I quiz the kids before I lecture to them.  The primary purpose of the quiz is to list out the main facts I wish to teach, so that i am sure I hit these points in the lesson.  The quizzes are also intended to be fun, and have caused a lot of boisterous conversations, especially as the course progresses.  Try the quizzes yourself and see if you agree with my answers.

    Mike's RFC Mission Statement

    Mike's RFC Poll Questions (+ Answers)
        Week 1. History
        Week 2. We Believe
        Week 3. Quiz O' Mystery
        Week 4. The Most Difficult Quiz Ever
        Week 5. Poll Questions
        Week 6. Raison D'Etre



Ugandan Research

For those of you familiar with these pages you will have noticed that a lot of my historical and scientific information comes from Uganda.  Because of my close personal freindship with Dr. Noveritas (of which there are two, not to be confused) and Dr. Seudo, the Western Studies Department of the Ugandan Anthropological Society has graciously allowed me to run a mirror site for some of their more interesting studies.  There are reems of material available and its taking me some time to transcribe it all.  Nevertheless, I would say that it is essential for more westerners to become aware of the exciting research occuring elsewhere in the world.       
The results of Profs. Alan Noveritas and Phillip Seudo's recent study of Western Science and Culture

The Ugandan Anthropological Society hosted their Summer 2003 Symposium.  The topic as it has been for the last 35 years was was the Imminent Demise of Western Cultures.  Below are some links to transcripts of their talks.