500,000 BCE..people from Europe start arriving. There not being any towns yet, it is pretty easy to get lost from one country to another.

6500 BCE..seas rise and cut off England from the Continent.

People:wtf? This water wasn't here before was it?

3000 BCE..new immigrants bring farming. There being no Tories yet, they are welcomed with open arms.

People: Allo Mates

Immigrants: Allo. Got any place we can grow hops?

People: (look at each other) OMG....BEER! wo0T!

2500 BCE Stonehenge is Built. There are still many theories about why it was built. One is that it was a sort of calendar, it having become harder to keep the date straight while the years were still moving backwards down to year 0. Another theory is that it is a very early form of modding

People: U sure this runs Linux?

Builder: You Skrut! Still needs somw work

People: joo r0x0r!

Coming next..naked mad warriors and other British traditions are begun.