Being slightly fallacious, sporadically facetious but dedicated to the proposition that you're never too old to rock and roll but you can be too young to reach the gas pedal.

way way back before there were prequels

4000 BCE. In the area which in time would be known as Memphis,Tn but was known at the time as Hunhgatogersay-yatolaka,or..look out for the water, a young warrior named Huh finished gnawing at a bone and threw it. The bone hit a hollow log and bounced off after giving a resounding echo. His friend huH jumped at the sound.

huH:Dude..that rocked!

Huh: No man, that wood.

Coyote, hearing the bad joke,decided that humans were not ready for rock and roll yet. He snuck into the area and stole the bone..for the greater good of course. This was probably in the nature of Good Things. It would have been really hard to come up with Stairway to Heaven with bones,logs and a hollow log. hmm..well ..ok..yes..it was probably still a Good Thing anyway.