597 By this time the Angles and Saxons had run out of pillagable areas. One day they found a hyphen wandering desolate across the Midlands, as most things in the Midlands are prone to be. Picking it up they became the Anglo-Saxons, after a bit of wrangling over which should come first. The Celts wandered North where they discovered bagpipes and haggis, which pretty well assured that they would be left alone for awhile. The original British people settled in three basic areas. Some went to London where they invented the Bowler Hat. Some went to Wales. Seeing the sheep, they got what was left of Merlin's curtain and hid their actions behind it. And the ones with Fashion sense went to France. The French, however, laughed at their fashion sense and left them on the coast where they became Bretons.

Meanwhile in Rome, Pope Gregory I had heard about the Round Table and thought it would make a great place to play Bingo. He sent St Augustine over to talk to people.

St Augustine: Joo Rulz!

King EthelbertL Wo0t! Joo is teh greatness!

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King Ethelbert..err..OK

So everyone became Catholic and things were well and full of Good Things. Until one day

Little Boy: Look out there..that is a strange ship.

Next..back to the Old Days.