Even though the Empire itself had sort of imploded, there were still a number of Romans hanging around England, enjoying their mead and waiting for the invention of Football.

209 Roman Soldier named Alban meets a Bad End. Unless you are a follower of the Martyrs, in which case it would be a Good End. The Roman Catholic Church has taken him off the list of martyrs which means more people would think it was a Bad End..but the Anglican Church still considers it to be a Good End.

Meanwhile hordes of Saxons,Celts and Angles were wandering back and forth across England like fans after a really good game. Because they believed the Romans to be at the top of the heap, most of them tried to emulate them.

Saxons:Rape Rape Rape

Angles: Pillage Pillage Pillage

Celts: ALE!!!!!

306..A fellow from York named Constantine wins the empire and decides the Christian God is a good ally to have around. This leads to the structure of the Roman Catholic Church, which many people have not decided is a Good Thing or a Bad Thing

Constantine: God! Joo r0x!

GodL Joo Rulz

Constantine: ok

However, given near naked women and Greece to living in York, it was a pretty easy choice and Constantine moved off ..leaving England to the saxons,celts and angles until

509 (or thereabouts..give or take a century or two..assuming it happened)

Merlin: Lad, Have I got a proposition for you

Arthur: I will fuxX0r j00 up,oh ancient llama.

Merlin:How would you like to be King?

Merlin :joo Own!

next...the invention of Curtains. A search for matching dinnerware for the Table