43 AD. Things in one way began moving much smoother now that years were moving forward instead of backward, although the British people did not know it yet. But in 49AD they were invaded by Roman Aulus Plautius (not to be confused with Allis Platypus who tried to invade Australia but got sidetracked by learning to surf). This in turn led to a cleaner country as the Romans built baths. Before this the British people had tried using showers.But because plumbing had not arrived on the island yet,this was a matter of mixed success.

60AD. Deprived of pasta and wine, the Romans had at least maintained the hometown comforts of pillage and raping. Queen Boudicca did not appreciate her people, her daughters or herself being the prize of such hometown imported customs. Riding (so it is said) her carriage naked into battle she waged a war against the Romans.

Boudicca: PH33r me llama!

Romans:WTF?

Unfortunatly the Romans had the unfair advantage of trained soldiers,supply trains,weapons,etc. And the revolt was put down. Of course all they got out of it was the Midlands, which still meant no wine or pasta.

122-139AD. Just in case, the Romans decided to bring in more civilisation. They founded London (which nobody knows the good or bad of even today). They also built several long walls This kept the bad guys, who did not have baths yet,away from the good guys. But it did not help them with the lack of pasta and wine, and slowly the Romans started drifting home.

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