The Alternate Storyteller . . .

1. Antarctic Antics
While on the trail of Karen's stolen tissue samples (One of her ovaries was
removed during her capture and the eggs were harvested) the party turns up a
lead. An instillation near the south pole. A pharmaceuticals combine named
Pharcom owned the instillation, but before that it was under the control of
Umbrella Corp. Upon investigation they find it thoroughly frozen and off
line. Upon restoring power, they unwittingly release "Nosferatu" an old
genetic experiment gone terribly arwy, and encounter Alexia Ashford, who was
in cryogenic suspension for about 15 years due to a "terminal illness." They
make the decision to transport Alexia to the Hinocor laborotories, and while
wating for the helicopter to pick them up, are attacked by Nosferatu, the
nigh-indestructible monstrosity. The blinding winds and stinging snow make
this a tough fight for the heroes, and Dan attempts to sacrifice himself by
throwing himself and Nosferatu off the helipad to down 30 feet the the
snowbank below. The virally mutated monster would have killed Dan then and
there if it were not for the intervention of Scott Kingsfield, A vampire
that usually resides in Sacramento. What is a Vampire doing in Antartica?
"Vacation. The nights are six months long here!"
It is later revealed that the heroes were not alone in investigating the
instillation, A colonel Jack Archer had dispatched Navy Seal, Laura
"Frostbite" Richards to see what she could find. Her altered physiology made
her a natural choice for surviving the antartic. She and Kingsfield fought a
short, disengaging skirmish and both of them managed to retrieve info from
the database. Col. Archer is not pleased that Someone else has part of the
research, and dispatches Frostbite to find Kingsfield and see exactly what
he has, if anything. If he does, she is to take it and eliminate him.


2. Judgement day, part 1 Biloxi Blues
The Barahime, Kagero, and Roy get invited to the Judgement Day Tournament in
Bilouxi. The Town on the gulf coast is experiencing an unusual cold spell.
This is due to the presence of Frostbite, The cold-hearted ice-ninja:
Sub-Zero, and the evil snowman: Bad Mr. Frosty. The feature of the Judgement
Day tournament is the Lethal Lottery. Teams of two picked by the luck of the
draw. The Plantation manor it is held at the is Maxwell Manor, owned by the
elusive Vampire, Rebecca Maxwell. Dan gets a free pass because he's been
sharing a bed with said vampire. Rebecca, until recently has been using her
status in the Camerilla to keep Shadowloo out of the South, but she recently
realized that she could get further if she was backed by shadowloo. And in
recent months, has used her inside knowledge to allow Shadowloo's forces to
pry the vampires from their bastions. In return, she was made Boss of
Biloxi. The purpose of this tournament is twofold. First, to showcase her
power and control of the region, and second, to serve as a backdrop for a
meeting of Shadowloo overlords, Chaired by none other than the Dragon of the
Americas! Rebecca, the unearthly charming vampire, will play hostess. The
roster of overlords in attendance includes, 'Wikked' Doc Voodoo: the
overlord of Louisnana and Texas, General Lee: the Overlord of Dixie, "Dr.
Detroit" Marvin Conkwright: the Overlord of Ohio, Michigan and Indiana, and
the always dyspeptic Overlord Rick.


3. Judgement day, part 2 Join or Die
After narrowly winning the 1st round, Edge, who teamed with Barahime, gets
ambushed and beaten down as punishment for repeatedly failing overlord Rick.
Dan, who was keeping an eye on Edge, gets caught in the crossfire. Meanwhile
Rachael GuyCarlow, Rick's prodigal champion and the person Chosen by Edge to
by his second, is summoned to the study by Rebecca. She is given a choice,
either forswear Rick and join her cabal or else. Rachel says, 'or else
what?' and for her insolence is struck down by Rebecca's ace in the hole,
Narek. Narek is a corrupted Garou who was cloned from Karen Donner. Rebecca
finishes Rachael GuyCarlow by draining her blood dry, leaving only a
desiccated corpse, which the party discovers later. Between rounds Roy gets
called out 'The man of the millenium' Chris Jericho. Modeling his taunts
after Dr. Seuss's "Green eggs and Ham," Jericho ceaselessly berates O'banion
(Costing him 5 glory in the process due to the fact that the whole thing
occurs on pay-per-view) before Roy answers the challenge. After a short
fight in the gazebo, Roy retreats and takes shelter behind tournament
officials. Dan awakens from his beating, saved by the undead woman he loves,
Rebecca. She tells him to leave, he agrees but not before telepathically
taking an image of a helipad hidden in the forest from her mind. By his
lonesome, he heads out to the forest, where he must fight his way through
confederate forest ninjas.


4. Judgement Day, part 3 Double crossed.
The Heroes are eliminated from the Judgement Day tournament, but the real
prize is still to be had.
The party attempts to settle the score with Rick for once and for all, not
to mention getting a few more overlords in the process. They chase the fleeing Rick to the nearby forest,
where they are ambushed by ninjas, and defeated. Our Heroes awake, shackled to a concrete slab near a
cabin in the woods. The Diabolical Rick stands over them gloating, while his minions, Rebecca the
Vampire and Narek the garou (In human form) look on. In an unexpected twist of fate, Narek, whom
Rick designed to be his new henchman, declares her allegiance to Rebecca, who orders her to behead
Rick. Rick never sees it coming, much to the delight of the party. Leaving the head and body of the
late Rick, Rebecca and Narek leave their confederate forest ninja minions to kill the party while
they make their exit. Then Kagero is freed from her restraints (You'll have to ask Kagero how she did
it) and the party drives off the ninjas and makes a mad dash to catch up with Rebecca and Narek, who are
going to rendezvous with the other Overlords.


5. Judgement Day, Part 5 The Final Showdown
Rushing to the elevated helipad, Our heroes arrive just as the helicopter
lands. Dr Detroit, Wiked Doc Voodoo, and a small group of retainers are
making a break for it. A combat ensues and the two overlords are vanquished.
Dan who has been waiting in the wings gets blindsided by an irate Narek in
her werewolf form. His aura combat powers are no match for her frenzying
claws, and Dan goes down. Narek goes in for the kill, and again, Rebecca
intervenes to prevent his death, ordering Narek to stand down. Narek obeys
her vampiric mistress, but not before growling to the semi-conscious Daniel,
"She won't be there to stop me forever, little man." And carving the word
"Soon." Into his chest. After defeating the Shadowloo overlords, the party
finds Dan and can only puzzle over the message left in his chest.

Coming soon: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame street? (Hint, it's in
Afganistan), Ada is russian for hell!, Dan goes off the deep end part one,
and The island of Dr. Vergenheim epic. STAY TUNED!!!!

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